Sunday, December 7, 2025

Dear Jeremiah and Leticia

 Pick up your damn signs.  All over Ridgewood, Briarwood, and Old Canton Road. Quit trashing Jackson. 

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love just off ridgewood near JA and I’m sick of seeing g these signs. Kingfish could you contact them or post there contact info please

Anonymous said...

in mississippi it is an unwritten constitutional right for politicians to leave their signs, otherwise known a litter, out until they literally rot away.

the other say i saw a re- elect hailey barbour sign still littering the landscape.

Anonymous said...

a little known provision in the mississippi constitution makes littering by a candidate before during and after an election and absoute defense to a littering charge.

Anonymous said...

in a state that's already up to its eyeballs in litter, ive never known of anyone who was so much as ticketed for littering.

Anonymous said...

Election signs make great target stands. Staple your target right to them and set them up where you want to.

Anonymous said...

White folks are prone to leave their signs out too long too! Never heard KF complain about them.

Anonymous said...

6:37 - cite section of constitution where you find that; obviously not a scholar that reads the constitution as written, but as one chooses to define it.

Anonymous said...

@9:36
I would say you’re just another ultra sensitive race baiter with a low IQ as most are. But, after reading g your comment you’re simply just a troll. No way anyone would post something so ignorant

Anonymous said...

Lighten up 9:57. Don't get triggered by sarcasm, it happens frequently here.

Anonymous said...

There’s only so much Locke Ward can do. Let’s pitch in an help

Anonymous said...

Hey @9:36 Jeremiah is white you race baiting moron. Now go stir the pot elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

agreed!!! I scored a pile of them from a failed candidate for some office in 2019 and I literally JUST ran out. I will be glad to take another pile!

Anonymous said...

It's ok to do stupid shit as long as someone else does it too.

Anonymous said...

Yes, there have been at least 2 found thrown in our parking lot at work.

Anonymous said...

You probably think crime statistics are racist too, even though there is actual math involved in it being true. Just like the visual evidence of these two particular candidates having more signs still standing than anyone else. But that doesn't matter because RACISM!

Anonymous said...

957 has been trolled......bad trolled

Anonymous said...

Those signs can be repurposed for use in picking up and bagging your raked leaves. Do your part, grab one of those signs, and let’s make America beautiful. Be proactive. Raking leaves is a good way, according to government experts, to drop some of the tonnage off that fat ass of yours.

Anonymous said...

@9:36, which candidates? Please provide names.

Anonymous said...

JerAmiah IS white, moron.

Anonymous said...

And one of the candidates KF is talking about IS white. What an idiot.

Krusatyr said...

9:34am
In most cases it is better for your lawn to mow and mulch leaves so the detritus can sift down into the root zone of the turf, where it will insulate the roots from temperature extremes and drought.
As for political signs, they are the responsibility of fatass politicians so frisbee them all into their yards.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, no crap. Which candidates beyond Jeremiah. Or is that not specific enough?

Anonymous said...

How racist is @9:36 pm. He assumed race due to someone's name being "Jeremiah". LMAO. Oh the irony.


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