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24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well is she parks there long enough one of the Madison popo will write her a ticket

Anonymous said...

White lady: MYOB Ghetto lady: You are sure entitled.

Anonymous said...

Haven't we been told black people can't be racist?

Anonymous said...

The infiltration of Jackson's finest into the peaceful suburbs continues...

Anonymous said...

I hope the police track her down & give her a big fat ticket! What a B!tch! Good for that elderly lady standing her ground!!

Anonymous said...

How blind/retarded is this bitch to go on facebook and say “caucasians” in Madison County feel entitled?? You obviously think you’re entitled to park at the front door of the store! She also asked if anyone had handicap passes for sale that she would pay good money for one! HELLO Madison PD or someone in ADA compliance, please put your foot down and make an example out of this bitch! Handicap abuse is rampant in America these days and there are TONS of Hinds County tags parked at Madison businesses in handicap. Why do we have to beg law enforcement to enforce the law? Even in Madison it seems like there is no control or order.

I bet Mary really regrets letting Walmart and the Dollar Tree down the way locate in Madison.

Anonymous said...

What do you mean by "even in Madison"? They have a huge collection of redneck wannabes (probably the largest collection in the State).

Anonymous said...

The fatigue is real

Anonymous said...

I wish law enforcement could go after folks who park in these spots. I understand there are 10,000 more important crimes. But as someone who had a mom in a wheelchair and an elderly friend on a walker, its a nightmare when folks park for "convenience". I have to admit, when someone parks in one, I glance at the rear view mirror and the tag. I get this lady's frustration. I've spoken up before--excuse me, this is handicap parking and I get the nastiest look. Wish I could give them a $500 ticket.

Anonymous said...

Did she end up with a ticket?

Anonymous said...

When the City management fails, the only retail left is in the suburbs. Therefore, the riff-raff follows suit.

Anonymous said...

Good for the older lady standing up to the trash. There's a WM in South Jackson the imbecile could go to if parking at the front door is so important to her. I'd be willing to bet she's a fat **s as well and could use a few extra steps.

fed up in Jackson said...

I will say this, having a couple of friends that require handicap accessibility......there are those that feel they are entitled to park wherever they want, and HC spaces seem to be their favorite. I assume it is mental handicap for them, as what I have viewed shows no physical need. Watched one female park in a HC space and go in the gym to workout.....go figure

Anonymous said...

Common courtesy and decency is lost on some.

Anonymous said...

The woman who parked illegally posted this on a Clinton FB page bragging about it. It was taken down but it's still on her own FB page. Makes you wonder which laws, if any, she is willing to follow.

Anonymous said...

There's no middle ground to be had. Whatever amount of $$ it takes I'll spend it to stay far far away.

Anonymous said...

They come up to our Walmart in Madison because they don't want to deal with the other lowlifes at the Jackson Walmart.

Anonymous said...

We all know what TDS means, but there is also EDS - Entitlement Derangement Syndrome.

Anonymous said...

1:05 here. One other thing, please dont think this only happens with black folks. There's been many white ladies who make their way to the handicap parking spots. They give the same nasty look if you say something.

Anonymous said...

Her name is Jasamine Handy and she’s bragging about it on her FB page.

Anonymous said...

I moved to metro Jackson in 2022 from Chicago. It’s funny people try to compare Jackson to Chicago except the city of Chicago is only 27% black. This stuff wasn’t common at wal mart there. It’s southern culture I think.

Anonymous said...

I would LOVE to have a "debate" about female equality with that racist trash and hope she lays a hand on me. Just resort to yelling and cursing across an entire parking lot. Pisses me off.

Anonymous said...

The solution is never to confront a person who is improperly parked in a handicap space. The solution is to call the local police department as the manager of a store in the area and report th tag number and request an inspection and tow.

Anonymous said...

That old lady is brave. Just keep your mouth shut and let the police handle it. Hinds county folks got nothing to lose.


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