Wednesday, August 14, 2024

Lee Surrenders

FBI paid for shopping spree, wants shoes back!

Update (3:10 PM) Lee pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit bribery at her arraignment.  U.S. District Judge Daniel Patrick Jordan set her sentencing for November 13. 

Former Jackson City Councilwoman Angelique Lee is appearing in U.S. District Court at 1 PM today for her initial appearance after the Justice Department entered a Bill of Information.  The bill charges Lee with conspiracy to commit bribery.    

The Bill of Information states she is charged with conspiracy to commit bribery.  The Bill was literally just posted online and the hearing is about to start.  There is no time to actually report on the details before the hearing so it is posted below.  

Attorney Aafram Sellers represents Lee.  The case is assigned to U.S. District Judge Daniel Patrick Jordan, III. 

Lee will be arraigned at 2:30.  


144 comments:

Anonymous said...

And the canary is about to sing, sing, sing......who will be next? I know she isn't going to go down alone and be a martyr for all the other crooked folks "leading" the great Capital City of Mississippi!

Anonymous said...

Tip of the iceberg

Anonymous said...

Woweee.

Anonymous said...

Help Wanted: City of Jackson now accepting resumes for multiple vacancies. Letters of reference requested, however, must not include references from current COJ officials to be seriously considered.

Anonymous said...

Is you know who next?

Anonymous said...

Dang. A2Z was to be paid that $10k and she kept it.

Anonymous said...

Chowke, you be next. Right? or is this a perception of corruption?

Anonymous said...

They typically start with the little fish and move their way up to the bigger fish. Let's start a pool to guess Co-conspirator A. I pick Kenneth Stokes.

Anonymous said...

Could Maison Weiss be considered a conspirator?...

Anonymous said...

Lock her up!

Anonymous said...

And a glowing goodby from ladumba, for a crook.

Anonymous said...

Did Lee surrender at the Appomattox Court House?

Anonymous said...

JACKSON, Miss. (WJTV) – A Jackson City councilwoman has resigned after she was charged with conspiracy to commit bribery. WJTV here we go

Anonymous said...

I looked up the prices of the shoes. They are $1000 each

Anonymous said...

I dont know kenneth Stokes personally, and I certainly do not agree with some of his stances, but I can guarantee you that dude......has never taken one corrupt cent from anyone. He may not be a likable guy, but hes damn sure as straight an arrow.

Anonymous said...

The FBI is doing what the low information voters in Jackson will not do.

Anonymous said...

Hope Kim Wade can ride this into office. (If you need clicks, Fish, this post ought to be good for a couple hundred. Our local grifters are terrified "Mayor Wade" just might happen.)

Anonymous said...

Hope the FBI is watching who is at the Delta counter @ JAN and private jets @ Hawkins field.

Anonymous said...

@1:53 we can arrest people for federal crimes?

Anonymous said...

Nah. They were not complicit. She was given a credit card and told to go shopping.

Steve said...

🎼I hear that train a rumbling, it’s coming round the bend…..

Shocky way going on a ride.

Anonymous said...

Jackson sometimes does not get the proper recognition it deserves. Don’t forget we are rated number 1 throughout the whole United States in murders per capita.

Anonymous said...

We can't be lucky enough for the Mayor to be involved. Owens is next up.

Anonymous said...

@1:51 Kenneth Stokes enters the chat

Anonymous said...

I wanted to see this in person, so I came down town to the courthouse only to find out I am not allowed to take cell phone inside… I use my cell phone to unlock my car, so I couldn’t leave my phone in my car… Darnit!!
The news media photogs are stationed out front.

Anonymous said...

That next weekly presser is going to be lit! My guess, and I'm taking bets, he ducks and dodges the questions and acts like it's no big deal. That is if he even allows questions.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAA I am a white liberterian from rankin county, about as far from kenneth stokes as one can get. But i recognize when a man is passionate about what he believes in, and that dude cannot be denied that.

Anonymous said...

Word on the street is Owens and Lumumba. We already know it was Owens who was introducing the fake developers to council members.

Anonymous said...

Louis Armstrong scandal all over again.

Anonymous said...

August 14, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Remove from office.

Anonymous said...

I know Stokes has some haters, but Stokes may be the best the city has to offer. You have to understand him and his politics. I think Stokes is the most reliable member of that council. I also think if it got down to Stokes being able to see some benefit for his constituents, he would cross the aisle every time it became necessary. I don't care for his politics, but it works for him, and I get it.

Anonymous said...

Geez influence would come pretty cheap in Jackson.

Free At Last said...

Popcorn for Chowke

Anonymous said...

So that is where all the money to improve Jackson is going. Did Shad White have any effect.

Anonymous said...

Will one of you mouthy sleuths please reveal the circumstances of the bribe?

Anonymous said...

@2:49 is this the same "Jody Owens" that Shad speaks so highly of? Asking for many friends.

Anonymous said...

"Louis Armstrong scandal all over again. " Hey - I LIKED Hello Dolly ;-)

Anonymous said...

The first Domino has fallen.

Anonymous said...

Lemme' hold them Louboutin's Angelique.

You don't need 'em now.

Anonymous said...

August 14, 2024 at 3:07 PM
It would be nice if he showed up to Council though.

Anonymous said...

Hey mouthy 3:17! Maybe read the indictment posted?!

Anonymous said...

Foote saw right through this charade. Virgi doesn't need the money. Stokes ain't a choirboy but he ain't a grifter. Lumumba is a grifter but he wouldn't sell out for a shopping spree. The rest of the Council is suspect.

P.G. Sittenfeld said...

This feels really familiar: https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2024/05/15/pg-sittenfeld-to-be-released-from-prison-while-appeal-is-pending/73701570007/

1234 said...

From DUI arrest to public wage garnishment over civil debt to federal indictment. . . .It's been a very, very, very bad year for Ms. Lee!

Anonymous said...

Not only does Stokes seem like the voice of reason these days, but he will be clean. He has spoken out many times about the probable main target. He is clean. Some of the others, maybe not so much.

Anonymous said...

2:03 You have that right! Heading to Miami first. Lol

Anonymous said...

On the outside chance that the mayor resigned, quit, was incarcerated, what have you... who would become the next mayor?

Anonymous said...

I understand from a friend who governed with him a while back, Kenny Stokes was a reasonable person until he stepped in front of the cameras. Currently, can’t believe I’m saying this (I will never forgive him until an apology is issued for his "throw rocks at the Police" era), but I agree with numerous others in stating that Kenny often appears as the only voice of reason and common sense in the CoJ at times.

Anonymous said...

damn, losnig your right to own guns over $19,000. how sad.

Anonymous said...

Kenny Stokes is 100% honest. Like him or not, he has never taken a bribe or related lucre in his public life.

Anonymous said...

I bet Jody will stop losing sleep over the court building repairs he was ranting about and start losing sleep over the repairs needed in the building he might soon be headed to.....

Anonymous said...

Chokwe was probably smart enough to avoid this scandal, but there is no way that obsession with the Richard's contract was on the up and up.

Anonymous said...

The word from the street committee alleges that Chowke received $100k and Jody received $50k, with their arrests coming soon. Neither opted for fancy shoes.

Anonymous said...

When someone pleas guilty at arraignment break out the bird seed.

Anonymous said...

@1:38 PM wins the internet today.

Anonymous said...

@4:06 PM - Rukia, it's "her turn" and she is definately of the entitled class.

Anonymous said...

The story begins: "Once upon a time, there was a private yacht that departed Miamarina at Bayside Marina headed out for an evening tour. Picturesque Downtown Miami shimmered in the evening twilight. ..."

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Anonymous said...

4:06pm:
In the event Lil Choke is forced to resign, Jackson would simply be governed by City Council until a special election was scheduled, whereupon Mayor Kim Wade would mount the throne.

Anonymous said...

I don't know anyone in Jackson city government personally. From everything I've seen over the years K. Stokes is the least likely person to be suspect of corruption. You can throw darts based on specific comments which could have, possibly, may have been made as a result of frustration. As far as the potential for these events to identify and hold accountable individuals who placed self promotion and personal gain over all else, we can only hope.

Anonymous said...

What's your support gonna cost us? "I gotta have enough to pay off campaign debts and plenty more so I can dress rich and look hot, whatever it takes."

This leech was sitting on the Council, waiting for lucre, the root of lucrative, as in opportunity to do the same as Biden and Son. We need to imprison both Joe and Hunter for their extortion and bribes, so that "little people" do not copy them.

Anonymous said...

4:06
I would like a Kim Wade type , as I work in jax and was born there I want someone who will build the police force and actively Work with Capitol Police ! As he has been quoted, we don’t need another “Mr Black for a livin”

Anonymous said...

Kenneth Stokes definitely not

Anonymous said...

I Smelled corruption long time ago with all city administration

Anonymous said...

Agree with you! LOCK HER UP

Anonymous said...

Well said comment

Anonymous said...

Well said comment, I'm glad

Anonymous said...

Yep!

Anonymous said...

After that one it will be a Domino Effect

Anonymous said...

Lmao! You are ✅️

Anonymous said...

I hope Kim Wade dies get mayor for the city

Anonymous said...

Chucky is not intelligent at all. Please look at the condition the city is in

PrayForJackson said...

WLBT is reporting on this and they just did a live shot with CJ Lemaster in front of the courthouse.

This all happened earlier today. Is there any reason that reporters gather in front of the courthouse this many hours after the court session? I know this is irrelevant , but I find it curious.

Anonymous said...

I hear FCI Tallahassee is a nice woman's facility with great weather, inmate training programs, and food that is edible. Maybe she can ask Judge Jordan if she can be sent there. I don't think FCC Yazoo City has a woman's facility.

Anonymous said...

It’s unfair to bribe women with shoes. The most honorable will cave.

Anonymous said...

Why isn’t that entrapment? I just googled the word and it fit.

Clearing my good name said...

Hey Chowke I'll meet you at Char for an apple crumb cake let's talk this over

Anonymous said...

Why is Jackson politician so corrupt ?

Anonymous said...

Chokme will still get re-elected. Democrats cheating, lying and stealing is a non-starter for their Democrat voting base. It’s kind of expected at this point.

Anonymous said...

Too bad she doesn't stay in Rankin county, she would only get probation.

Anonymous said...

Right now Chowke is prepping to raise the "race card" in the event that he (hopefully, please, please) is charged.

Anonymous said...

According to a new article on Front Office Sports, this is retaliation from the Brett Favre & Phil Bryant case. The article definitely connects the dots. Mississippi gone always Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

If there are no Coucil members left standing, then who takes over the COJ or does that go to Wingate under an order?

Anonymous said...

I think 1:28 threw Stokes's name out as misdirection, or maybe he just hasn't been following the story of the new hotel development.

Because of KF's prior reporting on this, we know that the agents met with Banks, and that Jody Owens's cigar bar and public defender office were searched by the feds.

We also heard there was a search of Lumumba's office at City Hall, and that his Chief of Staff was interviewed twice around that time.

So, I think we have a reasonable basis to guess among three or four possibilities for Co-conspirator A right there, without having to venture into total speculation.

Anonymous said...

Yeah this has the makings of a state witness. Single arrest, quick plea of guilty, and all that is part of the deal with prosecutors. She's gonna testify against others in exchange for light sentencing.

Anonymous said...

Man i'm so sick now because she is too pretty to serve time

Anonymous said...

She is only crying in court because they made her give back her clothes! Lol Mr. James Stewart your mother and wife said it sit down & hush! This was no mistake as Mrs. Lee is 49 yo & said herself that she is of a sound mind!

Anonymous said...

What she did is wrong but taking money is something that I would think hundreds of county supervisors, law enforcement, state officials, and others are doing in this state. Her mistake was not calling it a campaign contribution.

Anonymous said...

No 4:54, the President of the Council becomes acting Mayor until a special election is held; not ruled "by" the Council. This was going to be messy back when Banks was President, because Lee was Vice President - with both out there was a good question of who's next (assuming they both resigned at the same time).

Lee was scheduled to be elected President this July, but for some 'strange reason', the night before the election she informed Virgie that she was not going to stand for election and wanted her to do it instead - that "they" didn't trust Foote, who was the alternative.

Kinda funny that 'they' (including some that are now in the hot seat with the feds) didn't trust one that wouldn't/didn't take a bribe -- how ironic!

But your 'run by the Council' is just as off base as your thinking Kim Wade has any chance of being elected Mayor. He will make the race interesting and fun - but he will not win-place-or show.

Anonymous said...

She can still run for President

Anonymous said...

No perp walk. She just walked into the courthouse with her lawyer. All arranged.

Anonymous said...

@734, deal is, she ain't serving no time. She cut her deal early and quick and evidently had much to offer, so as is the norm in cases like this, she will pay a fine, serve some probation, maybe even a little home confinement - but her deal keeps her out of any of those facilities. Just like she was easy for the 'developers' to buy, she was easy to flip. Having gotten used to the high lifestyle back when dating (pre-kid) with all the rapper money needed to let her live in style, she got bought by the shopping spree; she got flipped because those orange slippers they wear in the pokey ain't her style either.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute. Was it at least a Jackson luxury shop? Last I checked MW does not sell ankle bracelets.

Anonymous said...

It's claimed (above) that Kenny is 'straight as an arrow'. How straight was that arrow when he stiffed the bus company out of money owed?

Sleuth 4 said...

The fat lady don't sing til Chokwe's deal with the garbage folk results in arrest.

Anonymous said...

This is federal, Luther...Makes no nevermind where she lives.

Anonymous said...

Time for another Operation Pretense -- top to bottom, statewide.

Anonymous said...

On another note, doesn’t Virgie usually vote with the Mayor 90% of the time?

Anonymous said...

Shoes??? Seriouly??? One must wonder if this isn’t the Feds giving us the “perception” of “law and order” just in time for the upcoming presidential election.

Crime is a Democrat tactic used to keep folk that don’t vote Democrat from moving into Democrat controlled (for decades) cities like Jackson.

Elitist Democrats living behind gates and/or in the Republican controlled burbs have proven they don’t care one bit about the lives destroyed in these high crime Democrat controlled cities, including dead children via stray bullets, so are we really supposed to believe they care about bribes with shoes?

Anonymous said...

Why is everything going on in Jackson so corrupt ? One of the Universities there is also...get my drift. Dione Sanders found out

Anonymous said...

Brett Farve

Anonymous said...

She was set up. Why can’t the feds go after the people who’ve stolen millions in this state? There is a building on the campus of Southern Miss that serves as proof that certain people can get away with much more than this. The burden of proof for some people is a lot lower than others. She did make a mistake, but it appears that a set up occurred. Doesn’t make it right, but go after the other major players who willfully steal millions.

Anonymous said...

For those asking about entrapment, she likely had a predisposition to commit bribery, which defeats an the defense (even if she was induced). It can be shown by prior criminal involvement or a readiness to commit the act, such as promptly accepting the undercover agent's offer.

Anonymous said...

shoes are sold in pairs! you can't buy one at a time!! LOL

Anonymous said...

it has been posted! look for it!

Anonymous said...

ITA with you about hims and Richard's!! I hope they will one day soon reveal all the details about that!

Anonymous said...

Until Brett Favre is sentenced to death, no democrat criminals should be pursued.

-most of the citizens in Jackson

Anonymous said...

shoes are sold in PAIRS! you can't buy one at a time! LOL

Anonymous said...

Props to the hard workin’ FBI, taking time out of their oh, so important Operation Get Trump caper to come dangle designer shoes in front of a small town councilor. Sal-lute and thank you for your service, sirs.

Anonymous said...

I'm not real savvy on federal procedures. Does the unsecured bond let us know Lee is on the fed witness list and she's helping them or is an unsecured bond standard?

Anonymous said...

Yo Chowke, that glowing letter you penned about her resignation won't keep your name out of a grand jury indictment. Right?

Anonymous said...

Lee's case number is 24-72 and was just unsealed yesterday. 75 and 77-82 are all under seal. I wonder if those are all related.

Anonymous said...

She pleaded so I’m sure she’s made a deal whereby she will be testifying against the others.

Anonymous said...

Kenny Stokes had a press conference and said there would be others in trouble.

Anonymous said...

6:56 Have you read the latest from former players at CU with Deion? They showed fights, guns and violence on campus by the football teams members condoned by administration and Sanders sons, all knew about it with nothing being done! So no you cannot blame that on COJ as they don’t live here anymore! Crime comes in all packages when $$ is involved!

Anonymous said...

proving yet again you can buy a politician for the cost of a pair of sneakers in this shithole city.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't bother you, either, does it? But there's this other guy that's running, that one burns your ass.

Anonymous said...

I see 6:48 and others have somehow figured out how to make this about Joe Biden. I knew they could do it, if given enough time.

Anonymous said...

This comes late in the cycle, but Lee's resignation means she no longer has a city salary that can be garnished to pay past due campaign expenses. I've worked with the printing company that had her city paychecks garnished. It's an excellent printer that delivers top quality products on time. I'm sorry to see they'll not likely collect on her debt to them.

Anonymous said...

Apparently she WAS just a pretty face.

Anonymous said...

Yep greed I all walks of life no one is immune to it or temptation!

Anonymous said...

Can you be too pretty to go to prison?

Anonymous said...

That chit was all wired up in advance, the feds had to like what was on her proffer to get them signed off on yesterday's series of unfortunate events.

Anonymous said...

Bingo! Her 'Drivin' down the road Smokin' Weed' episode has made her damaged goods. She's being made-an-example-of, to frighten others into compliance/loyalty/lockstep adherence to party objectives. She made herself expendable, by not confining her indiscretions to Hinds County (Madison and Rankin have not yet been brought into lockstep compliance with...).

Anonymous said...

Most printing companies learn early on not to extend credit for "campaign" printing... for LOTS of obvious reasons.

Anonymous said...

She has a beautiful voice. I can hear her singing from the federal grand jury room.

Anonymous said...

Do you have the link?

Anonymous said...

11:49, was being on the Jackson City Counsil her only occupation? If so, that is disturbing that 1) it was enough to pay her annual salary and 2) that someone who is only a City Counsil member doesn't bring any real-world experience to the table for running a city.

Anonymous said...

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Several things interesting to me.

-Unindicted coconspirator A. My guess, Jody Owens.
-Individual 1 and Individual 2 – Feds

“LEE did knowingly and willfully conspire and agree with UNINDICTED CO-CONSPIRATOR A and others known and unknown to the grand jury...”
“and others.....known and unknown to the grand jury”

Then there’s this little tidbit
“In 2024, Jackson, Mississippi received over $10,000 in benefits from the United States government under federal programs involving grants, subsidies, loans, guarantees, insurance, and other forms of assistance.”

99% of the Bill has to do with the bribery involving Lee etal and real estate deals.
Why is that sentence in the Bill of Information.

Anonymous said...

If she had a good entrapment defense, she wouldn't plead guilty.

She and her lawyer have thought about that a lot more than any blog commenters have.

Anonymous said...

Jurisdictional purposes.

Anonymous said...

Because that's an necessary element for federal jurisdiction.

See also the TANF federal indictments

Anonymous said...

Had NE Jackson known you could bribe a city councilwoman for $19,000 they would have had new infrastructure a long time ago.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I figured they knew more about it than I did.

Anonymous said...

@258. The way they extend federal jurisdiction to what would otherwise be a violation of state law is by basically saying if you receive x amount of federal funding you are subject to this law

Anonymous said...

We know some of the council members didn’t get bribed or “entrapped when they met with the same feebs. Jus sayin.

Kingfish said...

Where is Bill Dees? He owes me an apology.

Anonymous said...

Amusing that Angelique believed she had the bona fides to influence others on the Council.

Anonymous said...

Billy boy is out being a preacher/lawyer/philanthropist and is too busy. Dees crickets
G.

Anonymous said...

when sone one waives indictment and pleads to a bill of information that means they gonna roll over and sing like a canary on everybody.

Anonymous said...

Jody, Jody, Jody......when you're indicted.....your former office is going to have a mess on their hands from all the cases that your office prosecuted and convicted.....everyone found guilty is going to file cases to challenge the prosecutions you so "honorably handled.".....what a shame.....

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else catch the KF humor in the title? 😂

Anonymous said...

@3:38 PM, Jody Owens' attorney went on record the other day that if there was any indictment or interest from the FBI towards his client, it would not have anything to do with his work as DA, that Owens had business outside of that job, etc. I believe he was saying all of his to preempt exactly what you are talking about (cases prosecuted by Owens being brought back up).


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