Saturday, June 17, 2023

It's Coming

 Help is on the way.



20 comments:

It gettin hot n here said...

Give them directions to Eastover because we haven’t seen an Entergy truck in two days

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness!!!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Please God, send them to Byram! Old folks here!

Anonymous said...

We still have lights out off of Roxbury in Leftover. Send a truck!

Anonymous said...

Screw you, Eastover. Wait your damned turn. You don't move to the head of the line due to square footage and shrubbery.

Anonymous said...

too late, the food already spoiled in my freezer

Get comfortable said...

@11:30: Eastover will be last. Entergy likes to reward the people with the smallest energy bills and penalize the people who pay the most. So keep checking in from your 30A condo. But you will be the last to be restored.

Anonymous said...

One truck is working, and the rest are sitting there. When was the photo taken?

Kingfish said...

A few minutes before posting

Anonymous said...

If I lived in Eastover, I'd use the huge savings I got in cost per square foot to purchase a generator -- oh, and iron bars to surround it. I'm not sure you deserve to be without power just because you live in Eastover, but you might just consider it yet another consequence of the poor decision you made about where to live and shrug.

Anonymous said...

Those are actually surplus utility trucks fixin' to be auctioned off.

Anonymous said...

I’ve been in midcity/Georgetown all morning & haven’t seen a city or Entergy crew yet!

The Emperor’s Tailor said...

There are Men at Work signs on Ridgewood but none to be seen in NE Jackson. But, if the signs say they are there working, it must be true. Right?

Anonymous said...

How long before those trucks are 'jacked?

A Picture Is Not Worth a Thousand Words! said...

If it's true that these trucks are surplus (not in use) then Kingfish owes somebody an apology. Poor reporting to publish a photo with zero attempt to speak with anyone.

Furthermore, if they ARE surplus to be auctioned, somebody should be paying 'the hat' a storage-and-use fee.

Kingfish said...

Yeesh. Y'all need to calm down. I thought y'all could figure out from the photo that was a staging area for the trucks before they deployed. Saw several enter. Pulled over on shoulder to take it and post immediately so y'all could see Entergy was brining in more trucks but no, some people have to gripe no matter what.

Anonymous said...

To:
Anonymous said...

How long before those trucks are 'jacked?
June 17, 2023 at 9:04 PM

It's amazing not a single catalytic converter is remaining...target rich environment there.

Anonymous said...

God bless those men and women. They have done a fantastic job of restoring power. The situations they are faced with...its not just turning a switch. We appreciate you so much.

Anonymous said...

11:02, thanks for the comment, Entergy PR folks.

Signed,
Still No Electricity



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