A local resident came up with a rather creative way to get out of a speeding ticket a couple of years ago. He posted the experience on Facebook:
Just got stopped by RIDGELAND POLICE OFFICER (CHIEF John Neal) I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. I don’t have any extra money to give them so I decided to test my luck and humor. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray from Walmart, the bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the cop walks toward my truck I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t! He immediately stops in his tracks and he says OMG...what’s that smell? I said I’ve shit myself sir! The look on his face was priceless. I said Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying to get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didnt even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Omg.. I think you need an ambulance. I said no (of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick) I live right around the corner.Policeman: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!Yall, I didnt expect it to go this way but the cop waited til I got out the car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’!Moral of the story: Don’t have one
...but I’m going to buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written!
5 comments:
You don’t need fart spray, just consume one of zerobear whateverbear’s recipes and you will be ready.
Sounds like a patriotic Ted Nugent fan.
I saw a mustang a good piece up on I-55 back in the early 90's. I had a pretty hot car so I decided to run up to him at about 120 and then challenge him to a race. This was my first experience with the new MHP mustangs. He pulled me over but laughed it off with no ticket. He said he hated it and wanted his Crown Vic back.
9:53 sure sounds like the typical Generation Z who has no idea what he's talking about, but heard someone else say it, so he thinks it's "cool".
@11:34
Ted Nugent himself went on record and said it.
He didn’t contradict his statements until he started courting a Republican audience.
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