Monday, January 27, 2020

Idiot of the Day

A Quitman yewt made the social media rounds when he videotaped himself shooting a pistol across a highway.

Gage Smith posted a picture of himself shooting a pistol across a highway while he drove down the highway. There was nothing but woods on the other side of the road.  His video and pictures were posted on Facebook this morning.  He stated on his Facebook page he was a former student at Madison-Central High School.   Well, the video was circulated among various Facebook groups and was sent in to the Madison Police Department.


MPD investigated and told JJ he is not a student at the school nor does he live in Madison.  He is a resident of Quitman.    The Clarke County Sheriff arrested the yewt and posted it on its website. 






He claimed on Facebook it was an old video and he served time in juvie for it.  Meet the Star of our show:



21 comments:

Anonymous said...

He needs his daddy's belt across the back side of his ass about 10 times.

Anonymous said...

Let him have a night in Parchman.

Anonymous said...

Should be arrested for that hair alone.

Kingfish said...

Why? given that combover, he won't have to worry about it in a couple of years.

What's in a Zero said...

Make no mistake the Zombie Apocalypse WILL happen in Clarke Co. MS since their booking ID system accommodates 1 less than a million.

Anonymous said...

You need to check the video out. I just saw in on WAPT. This guy is driving a Limey car!!! Steering wheel is on the right hand side!!! That’s enough in my book to be pulled over and arrested for

Anonymous said...

Word in the comments is that someone sent it to his father, father said 'what did he do now' and apparently his parents live in Florida and Junior lives with G'maw south of Meridian.

Anonymous said...

I am NOT in favor of "gun control" except that control which each responsible owner has over the weapon. HOWEVER, if I was a "gun control" fanatic, he may be a good example of why same would be needed.

And I agree with 2:55 . . . a belt properly placed along his backside may bring some self-reflection and fore-thought in the future.

And if the video is 2 years old and he did spend some time in juvie as he apparently is now saying, then it was idiotic for him to post it on social media.

Anonymous said...

Is he named after the LDS prophet?

Stupid is as Stupid Does said...

Hold my beer and watch this.

Anonymous said...

The is lil' idiot reminds me of the unpopular kids back in High School that tried to do something dramatic to "fit in".

Then . . . as now . . . it always backfires.

And yes, a Stone Cold Steve Austin Ass Whippin' is in order.

Anonymous said...

Re that belt, it seems to me that starting early and being consistent with a switch usually sets a good course and by the time they are 10 - 11 they understand how authority works. And if parents don't get that across by age 14 there may be no hope for ever teaching them.

Anonymous said...

I’m trying to figure Out what kind of car that kid was driving to be shooting over his right shoulder. The seat belt and steering gave it away. And if anyone is in the clue...about 95% of the people of Clarke County drive around with disabled tags. It’s a damn gimmick and stuff like that keeps mississippi on the low end. I know a lot of people over there and they tell me it’s very easy to get disability . Must be an attorney over there that is good at getting their claim awarded.

Anonymous said...

Duh, the video was reversed. It was not a right hand drive

Anonymous said...

Quitman...the town that time forgot.

Anonymous said...

A minor in possession of a hand-gun while not accompanied by an adult is a violation of law in this state. This is the kind of kid who winds up assaulting Grammy in order to steal her piggy bank.

Anonymous said...

and this is your brain on drugs !

Anonymous said...

I'm sure this long haired twink was popular in genpop.

Anonymous said...

it's 2020, and people in the comments still aren't aware as to what happens when you use a front facing camera. The image will be the opposite of what you see. No, he isn't driving on the opposite side people!

PittPanther said...

An I mistaken, or is he shooting across the oncoming Lanes of traffic???

Anonymous said...

After doing some enhancement with the widely used police free open source video forensic software, I discovered 4 shots were fired from a 9mm glock. Just seconds before the 1st shot a vehicle drove past heading the opposite way.
Oh the free software is videocleaner.com/download.html
Enjoy.


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