Sunday, September 8, 2019

Starkpatch Stompin'

Nice little fracas took place in Starkpatch last night.   Check out the video posted below.  Really nasty sucker punch at :56. 


Figured the video would come down soooo..... we screen-saved the video. However, the video was apparently uploaded to Twitter on low resolution because it didn't download that well. Apologies.




35 comments:

CPD21 said...

Something about Starkville, beer and stupid comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

Is that in front of the Catholic Church?

Anonymous said...

Rednecks redneckin'

Anonymous said...

Nothing but a bunch of bulldog rednecks on Saturday night

Anonymous said...

Was alcohol involved?

Anonymous said...

The guy wearing the flag shirt needs a few lessons from some VETs. Not vet students from MSU. The guy who got sucker punched could have had some major trauma from the no gooder who saw a cowards way out. He needs to be jailed. Head injuries are not anything to laugh about. But I bet they were drinking, which leads me to the other end of the spectrum. uM will have a grand ol time with their new SkyPad ( I’m taking dibs on the name so don’t nerry one y’all steal it), with all the drinkin and carousin goin on on momma and daddy’s dime.
Which will lead to much more of this. In know, I know....it’s been going on since the beginning of time. Next thing will be a Vape Pad

Anonymous said...

Just another day in leg humper land.

Anonymous said...

The shark-Bear Freeze-addicts are out in force on this one.

Anonymous said...

Of all the 'fight scenes' I've seen on this blog over the years, this is the first time I've ever seen a 'man's punch' and multiple times. No sissy-pissy pushing and shoving like we usually see on here, or grown men punching women or limp wristed queens. This is some real shit. Took Starkville to get it done. What we need 'round here is.....more cowbell! And less land-pissy-sharks and cub bears lickin' each others asses.

Anonymous said...

Which is an excellent illustration of why people don't need to carry around handguns. Imagine if any one or two of those idiots had one. Things could have been very different. Now they'll sleep it off and have something to lie about for the next 30 years.

Anonymous said...

This is the result of a liberal mayor trying to build a “party town”. Lax enforcement of the laws and yet she wants a tax increase to fund additional officers. Somehow all of the “growth” in Starkville hasn’t hasn’t garnered enough revenue to cover expenses... Don’t you worry, when this gets big enough, a statement will be issued absolving the city of any blame. Never mind that they are now closing streets to encourage this street party binge drinking atmosphere!

Anonymous said...

Once again . . . no matter what happens with the Oxford "party decks" It still beat's the hell out of being around Jethro, Lil'Abner, Daisy Mae, cowbells, goat cheese & moonshine.

Anonymous said...

A fight outside a bar in a college town. The only thing different than many I’ve seen in my lifetime is the addition of cell phone coverage.

Anonymous said...

Did Jeffrey Simmons teach that boy how to punch?

Stuff About ZeroBear PolyBear said...

Looked a little like High School Nights on Shoney's parking lot at Westland Plaza back in the 1960's. Don't ever think fights are anything new, because they aren't

Anonymous said...

Twitter has removed the clip. Can someone provide an alternate link? LEO says there were FOUR reported 'events' of this nature in Starkville the night of September 7. Oddly, the Patel clan, is said to be involved in one of the venues. Others say all of these participants were from Oxford, bused into Starkville by Soros.

Anonymous said...

Fights at Shoney's Westland Plaza especially before the Murrah / Provine football game. Those were the good ole days!

Anonymous said...

Dakota Husser (@DakotaDh63) seems mighty proud of his involvement on Twitter.

Anonymous said...

SPD late on the scene like the zebra’s whistle when Kylan Hill’s ankle got fouled up.

Anonymous said...

Poultry science majors.

Anonymous said...

Definitely not in Oxford as there are no limp wristed ascot wearers in sight

Anonymous said...

I've lived in Mississippi for 8 years now. K went to an exclusive private university that's much smaller than the school represented in the video however... it's easy to understand why Mississippi struggles to recruit strong leaders in academics... university of Miami was completely different than this horrible display.

Anonymous said...

Just looks like a lot of red blooded college students being normal. It sure beats some wimpy cowbell ring trans that does not know which restroom to use. Go state! Swing something other than obnoxious cowbells!

Anonymous said...

There have been far more people seriously injured by clanging a stupid, redneck cowbell than were hurt at that fight. Seems to me if MSU wants to lose its redneck image, lose the redneck cowbell. State has much more to offer than foolish cowbell ringing. Why doesn’t the state fan yell & wave a Pom-Pom like ALL other civilized college fans rather than degrading their academic institution by acting like a primitive redneck? State like its cross state rival is their own worst image enemy.

Anonymous said...

It is so refreshing to see college students acting NORMAL, just hope no one was seriously hurt. That sure beats seeing a bunch of wimpy pansies acting perverted.

Anonymous said...

All of our institutions of higher learning could independently improve their public image rather than being hamstrung by an IHL board that delights in harming its rival. It seems like many board members want to cut the heads off of the rising institutions in order to make their secondary institution stand taller. Abolish IHL!!!

Anonymous said...

The IHL he's all of our state schools back. I can't believe we are only a handful of states that even has a IHL board.

Anonymous said...

@ 9:48...
You can't compare the University of Miami to any school in Mississippi by any stretch. It's private half jewish... tuition is 60k plus... most Mississippi kids couldn't qualify in terms of academic quality. Half of wall street went to the University of Miami.

Anonymous said...

The folks in Starkville never have been able to hold their alcohol very well. It’s probably smart of the university to not allow sales in games since it would lead to even more brawls breaking out in the stands every weekend.

Anonymous said...

This is how you handle drunken fools. They call them the Fighting Irish for a reason.

https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/college/acc/university-of-miami/article184340208.html

Anonymous said...

There is zero evidence of any cowbell being swung and zero evidence of these drunken kids supporting any school or another. They were obviously protesting the fact that not a damned one of them could get a girl to go out with them during or after the game.

It could just be a social experiment - Mississippi kids emulating Louisiana kids.

Anonymous said...

1:37 - You need to keep up. MSU, as well as OM and USM will begin stadium-cup beer sales rat soon.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile in oxford you have a frat boy on trial for murdering a sorority girl. Shooting her eight times with a handgun.

Anonymous said...

Dak pooped his pants when he got hit

Anonymous said...

This type of conduct damages our university and negatively impacts student recruiting. The instigators need to be punished criminally and if students by expulsion. Nothing else wzill get their attentuon.students

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