Thursday, September 19, 2019

Madison Burglars Arrested

The Madison Police Department issued the following statement and mug shots.




35 comments:

Anonymous said...

They are just doing the jobs Americans won't do.......

Anonymous said...

Please, please don't separate these men from their families. Think of their children. Someone call Bill Chandler ASAP. These men need representation. Criminal illegal aliens are people too.

Louis LeFleur said...

Wow! Burglaries on Tuesday and Wednesday, arrested on Thursday. Good job, MPD!

Anonymous said...

BURGLARIES!?!? in MADISON!! HORRORS!

It's almost like there is crime everywhere. Who could have imagined?

Anonymous said...

Crime has continued to rise in Madison unabated. SOMETHING has to change or there will be nowhere left to live. I already don't let my wife go out of the house without me, her brother, or another male escorting her. For her safety. What are we supposed to do when even a male escort is not enough? Who is going to buy my groceries for me?

Anonymous said...

With all the crime in Madison, we thought about moving back to Rankin where we're originally from, but the Wal-Mart isn't even brick and non one bangs their neighbor's wife. Guess we'll have to stick it out here. SAD!

Anonymous said...

Don't these fools know that Batte's prices are so low, it should be illegal!

Anonymous said...

Fine upstanding illegals
Send them back

Anonymous said...

That's it, I'm moving to Pearl where I can sick my pet alligators on any burglars I please.

Anonymous said...

@10:30 so Sonny Crockett lives in Pearl???

And yes....Send. Them. Back.

Anonymous said...

Well, here's the thing. Madison may have crime, but it catches its criminals. Jackson lets them roam free like the wild horses of Nevada.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to tell these illegals that Jackson is the city soft on crime with the charlatan mayor.

Anonymous said...

@10:43

Do you think Madison can stop the deluge of crime from Jackson? As more people leave Jackson, there will be more crime in the suburbs. That is logic that many suburbanites can't comprehend.

Anonymous said...

In Madison, crimes are usually committed by someone who does not live here. In Jackson, crimes are committed by neighbors. Hence the bars on all windows and doors in every neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

Do you think Madison can stop the deluge of crime from Jackson? As more people leave Jackson, there will be more crime in the suburbs. That is logic that many suburbanites can't comprehend.

You are the person struggling with logic. Or you're a flaming racist. Or both.

Anon-E-Mouse said...

Whyare their burglaries in Madison? Because they have stuff worth stealing

Anonymous said...

10:57 AM, since you are so keen on comprehending things, like logic for one, note in my comment I said that yes, Madison has crime but "but it catches its criminals. Jackson lets them roam free like the wild horses of Nevada."

Deluge or not, MPD will respond to calls and act accordingly within the law. JPD is tryin' to figure out how to get in on the action and be home before dinner.

Sounds like you are delugional.

Anonymous said...

At least Madison and Rankin upholds the law and makes every effort to protect their citizens. Jackson just doesn’t give a damn.

Anonymous said...

I'm LOVING these comments! I'm moving back to Detroit! This Southern living is dangerous!

Anonymous said...

@11:11
Clearly you haven't been in all neighborhoods. They're are no bars on doors or Windows in our neighborhood in NE Jackson. Maybe you're in a different part of the city.

Anonymous said...

Don't send them back! Send them to Parchman Farm. Give em at least 5 years without parole. They will call their amigos in Houston and tell them not to party in Madison County MS. Keep driving East bro.

Anonymous said...

These guys are obviously moving in on the Democrats' territory.

Anonymous said...

10:17, you're wife must be pretty hot if you can't let her out in public without a chaperone (you stinking troll)

Anonymous said...

"Please, please don't separate these men from their families. Think of their children. Someone call Bill Chandler ASAP. These men need representation. Criminal illegal aliens are people too."

I agree. Put their families in the cell with them, then deport them all.

Anon-E-Mouse said...

10:17. You can order groceries online and either pick them up or have them delivered. Of course, your delivery person would need to pass your rigorous background check.

Anonymous said...

Any Brother with 22's or hard working illegals driving in Madison the City gonna get pulled over by the MPD. Then the cop will say " I smell marijuana" from the vehicle and ask to search the ride. Permission not given then they'll impound the car and miraculously find some weed or other substance during the search at the station

Anonymous said...

@12:05 ok...98% of the neighborhoods.

Anonymous said...

Beavis: "Huh huh, Huh huh . . . someone said Bill Chandler."


Butt-head: (Giggles, snorts . . . and also sez) . . . " Bill Chandler . . . huh huh."

Beavis: "Hey dumbass, how about a taco . . . huh, huh . . . huh"

Butt-head: " Yeah, Huh Huh . . . Taco Bell in Pearl . . . huh huh . . . "


Anonymous said...

TV said these 3 were living in Pearl.

Anonymous said...

@2:27
You still seem unfamiliar with CAN, Meadowbrook highlands,waterstone, eastparke,eastover, woodland hills, Meadowbrook lake... chances are you work for someone that lives in one of these neighborhoods or your wife attends the junior league events at a house in one of these neighborhoods etc...

Anonymous said...

@5:47... I am very familiar with those neighborhoods. They are all very nice and exclusive. However, it sounds to me that you live in a bubble and have not ridden through the neighborhoods in the rest of Jackson. Those people live in fear of each other...

Anonymous said...

Crime is on the rise in Madison due to the influx of posers. Do not be fooled by people fleeing Jackson. They’ll bring their criminal friends and family members along to recon the area.

Anonymous said...

WE NEED TO STOP these hoodlums at the border. The Jackson City limits border that is (Build The Brick Wall MARY)

Anonymous said...

Dang when we used o rob people In Jackson the Mayor told us it was the homeowners fault for having such nice things, These Madison People are Mean. Its bound to be racial for sure

Anonymous said...

Crime is everywhere. Glad they were caught. Must not be much crime in Brandon, their trying to make money by passing out $205 parking tickets because I parked in a no parking zone, that people in the past have parked at when my brakes went out. He told me "i was no exveption, the mayor said to issue tickets"..thanks for the courtesy..

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