Friday, September 13, 2019

Idiots of the Day

Do NOT try this at home!  These are professional idiots.



23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dumbasses. Smh. If this is our future leadership, we’re screwed.

Gambler53 said...

First nominee of the year for a Darwin award?

Anonymous said...

I heard they were planning on going t register to vote later that day.

Anonymous said...

They live among us......and sadly, procreate.

Anonymous said...

This is the next stunt for Beto... Remember his awful skateboard effort. :)

Anonymous said...

Well the confederate cap on the fat guy pretty much sums it up

Cynical Sam said...

Millenials. They couldn't wait to post this on social media to get "likes."

Future staffers for "The Bern." (burn).

Anonymous said...

Yankees talk about southerners being ignorant. I didn’t hear a southern dialect.....if they had a southern dialect, you wouldn’t have been able to distinguish if they were were Madison or Rankin county. And yes. As bad as you hate to admit it, there are a large group of rednecks and white trash in both counties.

If we continue to allow them to do this there are several things that will certainly happen:
A.Natural process of elimination
4. Procreation of same gene pool (bad for human race)
D. They will become Bernie supporters and never have to work a day in their lives....and judging by just looking at the big ‘un rolling around after his feet were knocked out from under him, he hasn’t and will soon need the free Medicare for all as promised by the smooth left. Sounds cool to them. Play all day, go get some junk food. If we get to feeling strange they will go to the doctor and get something for pain AND mental illness.



One thing for sure, they can’t grow dreads and run a football because none of them were fast enough to extinguish the fire on the guy. So we won’t be seeing them on the field on Saturday, but you will see them in the stands with no shirt and body paint, less one of them due to injuries. They can’t work in construction because none of them could figure the slope of the ground and see the car needed to make slight adjustments to keep the burning man (I like that name) from going side ways (off kilter as we say down here)

Anonymous said...

In a just society these people would be culled to get them out of the gene pool, with the added benefit of preventing future injury to innocent bystanders or taxpayer funded hospitalization.

Anonymous said...

Paying the most ignorant to breed and keeping them alive from birth with expensive medical keeps them breeding. We do need a huge culling and several generations of below 90's not breeding.

Anonymous said...

Neither drugs nor alcohol can make people do something this stupid. Absolute fools with no respect for life. Afterwards they laugh about it? ABSOLUTE FOOLS!!

Anonymous said...

Apparently this Mensa group doesn't own a fire extinguisher.

Anonymous said...

A whole new meaning to "hold my beer".

Stuff About ZeroBear PolyBear said...

Looks like great fun. I understand OM is now offering scholarships to start their very own fiery wheelchair team to replace the football squad. Word is they are also dropping the Col-Rebel/BlackBear/LandShark mascot in favor of the burning man mascot. This will happen in two weeks. Booster support to buy some players is needed.

Anonymous said...

I zoomed in on the tag. West Virginny....and that darlin prize of a girl who had a shirt that says Do Flocka, and the mama boy who had the Nicky manaji shirt.....real classy. Makes me ashamed of my race.

Cynical Sam said...

The burning man was overheard to say, "what you did to me really burns my ass."

These millennials are the future of the democrat party.

Ron Jeremy said...

Hotwheels!!!!

Kettle meet Pot said...

I'm amused by the Boomers and Gen X'ers pretending that MTV hasn't had several dumbass stunt shows such as Jackass which featured guys who are now in their 40s&50s who got rich setting each other on fire and injuring each other for your beloved cable TV.

Anonymous said...

8:03 - Just look how much time you wasted with that attempt to post. Just look!

Anonymous said...

You really need to check them out on YouTube. These rednecks are sick in the head. I really don’t think their parents, if they have any, had any experience in rearing children. Only stupid ignorant dumb brainless worthless people would do what they do on their YouTube channel

Anonymous said...

Life is hard.....its harder when you are stupid

Anonymous said...

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass.

Anonymous said...

The funniest thing I have ever seen. God bless you and them for providing this good clean fun.

The next time somebody tells you "white supremacy" you laugh at him.

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