Sunday, February 3, 2019

Super Bowl? What Super Bowl?

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Anonymous said...

Good for them. Those folks have always been resilient. They have parades to celebrate funerals for heavens sake. They did get hosed but if anybody can get them refocused next year, is Payton and Brees.

Anonymous said...

It's all about having fun. Nobody knows that better than the Big Easy.

Anonymous said...

We have moved from the curse of the Bambino in Boston to the curse of Robert E. Lee in NOLA. The Saints are shit out of luck until they put Marse Robert back up in Lee Circle. Karma is a BITCH.

Anonymous said...

Karma for the Saints. I will never support the Saints again after their sorry scheme to deliberately maim the opposing QBs in order to win games. If they had not half broken Bret Farve's leg in the pre-Super Bowl playoffs a few years ago, they might not have gone on to the Super Bowl that year.

They can bitch about bad calls all they want, but they should have been shut down for unsportsmanlike conduct after half killing Bret and the Arizona QB that year.

Anonymous said...

I just want to know what jackass would try to drive through that crowd.

Anonymous said...

I just want to know how you "half break" someone's leg?

Anonymous said...

to 8;53pm, you dont know much about football do you?

Anonymous said...

8:53, you realize that was 10 years ago? You realize that Favre said "that's football"? You realize you spelled his name wrong? You realize Brett said most of the teams had similar programs but they picked the Saints to make an example of? You realize none of those fans yesterday had anything to do with what you are talking about?

Anonymous said...

Friends don't let friends watch the NFL. Any organization that condones, and even supports "taking a knee" and thus not only disrespecting our flag, but also the tens of thousands of American heroes who gave their lives in battle, is un-American. Fuck the NFL.

Anonymous said...

Bountygate - filthiest team in NFL history and they have the very same head coach. "Hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."

Anonymous said...

If 4 of the referees in the Saints vs. Rams game were not from the Los Angeles area, the Saints would have been in the Super Bowl. By the way, one of those four actually had played for the Rams.

I Caught The Code.. said...

Noticed the new way to protest during The National Anthem is for players to hold onto their pads at the neck with both hands instead of kneeling or holding hand over heart.

Anonymous said...

@6:55 & @7:40:

@8:52 nailed it with fewer words: "Bountygate - filthiest team in NFL history and they have the very same head coach."

Anonymous said...

I saw that, too. Bless their hearts.

Anonymous said...

You have to wonder who on earth picks the half time show. Lawrence well film clips would be better.

Anonymous said...

Brett says the Vikes had a bounty running at the same time. You bunch of millennial weinies.

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