Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Knucklehead of the Day

Our knucklehead of the day is Ole Miss football Lineback Kevontae' Ruggs managed to knock himself out while targeting an LSU ball-carrier:

Not too bright, is he? Um, there is a reason targeting is illegal.

Meanwhile, this bonehead got beat for a touchdown and still went over and trash-talked the scoring quarterback in the end zone.  Hey stupid, you just got beat for a touchdown and you are taunting?  Stick to those underwater basket-weaving studies.  Meanwhile Luke the Lost continued to look even more lost.


Anonymous said...

It appears that both of the Southeastern Conference retard programs have re-assumed their rightful place at the bottom of the SEC West.

Anonymous said...

On another page I just saw where an NFL player scored and proceeded to 'wipe his butt' with the ball and received a fine. But he also received a contract with a company that sells 'butt wipes' for men. So, he came out ahead.

And this is exactly where college football is headed. Every player coming off the field and half of them who are ON he field spend half their time looking up at the Jumbo hoping to see themselves acting fools.

In six years college football will resemble a cross between professional wrestling and the NBA. Watch the fan base and attendees diminish.

Anonymous said...

The only bonehead in that game is Ed "AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH" Orgeron...a doofus that lucked out when a better than average QB simply fell into his lap. He did nothing to develop that player. Without him, LSU is just a bit better than average.

LSU better enjoy it now because just because they beat Ole Miss (really???...should have beat those poor souls by 100 points!)doesn't make them a great ballclub. Hide and watch...they'll end up out of the top 10 very soon...then out of the top 15 and so forth. At present, they are living the dream just like the Dan Mullen dogs did at #1 until Mullen had to beat a team in the Top 10...then reality set in for them...classic fail.

The only other knucklehead here is you, Kingfish...simply for doing the "trash talking" yourself! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Treat yourself to a corndog for lunch why don't deserve it! :D

Anonymous said...

Ole Piss football in a nutshell.

Anonymous said...

Not that you are biased or anything.
Stick to calling out politicians. It’s always a better read.

Anonymous said...

What version of the PotatoPhone OS was this recorded on?

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss...

Where it's always "nest year!"


Anonymous said...

"next year"

Anonymous said...

I wish the knucklehead talk could be limited to OM, but every team is full of them. Just watch any college football game on any given Saturday, and you'll see one or six of the dumbasses. The SEC seems to be chock full of them.

Anonymous said...

For the record, “Shrimp Boat” ED is undefeated against Old Mess... just sayin

Anonymous said...

Good point 11:02. At the rate Lumpy Luke is going, it's going to be a long time before he beats the Shrimp Boat Captain.

Anonymous said...

This post reminds me of just how intolerable Mississippi football fans are. I’m glad all the teams suck, but I still have to hear about which one is worse and who cheats more. Give it up. The loser is the entire state. Who cares about football when you are dead last in everything.

Anonymous said...

12:15, me.

Kingfish said...

Not crazy about the O hire, to say the least but then I'm not sold on Herman either. All O has to do is stay out of the coaching staff's way and recruit. He has the best DC in college football. O line coach turning out to be good. Just don't meddle or micromanage.

Anonymous said...

Well, at least he hit SOMEBODY!!!! The rest of the team could not fight their way out of pile of a wet Kleenex. Luke is in way over his head in the SEC. Nice guy, good family, bad coach.

Anonymous said...

Y'all quit talking about Luke like that. I would miss seeing his man titties if they fire him.

Anonymous said...

Anybody else notice the two idiots standing behind Private Bone Spurs sporting their Ole Miss and State hats and polos? If the play on the field doesn't tell the rest of the country everything they need to know about what a failure this state is, just watch the Trump coverage and see a couple of our finest laughing at a child rape victim. What an embarrassment.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only who noticed both Luke and Mullen wearing a sports bra under their logo shirts? Fact! Best way to hide man-boob-nipples.

And Luke with his shirt-tail out trying to hide that gut.

At least MoHEAD is the real deal and knows he is Rodney Dangerfield and don't try to hide the fact.

Anonymous said...

The worst kept secret at UM is that Matt Luke loves Ole Miss.

Anonymous said...

12:05 - And that has exactly WHAT to do with not being head coach material?

Anon-E-Mouse said...

LSU wins the award for trolling. They gave recognition to James Meredith for his civil rights activism prior to kickoff. The ole Miss fans were silent until the jubbotron camera joomed in on them.

It was funny.

Anonymous said...

James Meredith was just inducted into the UM Alumni Hall of Fame.

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