Monday, October 8, 2018

Stingray, R.I.P.

The Stingray we once knew is no more.





29 comments:

Syphilitic Freezus in a Shark Suit said...

Good riddance

Anonymous said...

Stingray will send the liberal snowflakes at Mizzou scurrying for their safe spaces.

Anonymous said...

To summarize, in response to State fans telling him he had no affiliation to the University he decided to stop supporting said University.

Thank God he's gone.


Anonymous said...

Symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome:

Problems making or maintaining friendships
Isolation or minimal interaction in social situations
Poor eye contact
Inappropriate behaviors or odd mannerisms
Problems expressing empathy, controlling emotions, or communicating feelings
Lack of common sense
Tendency to engage in one-sided conversations (about oneself)
Fascination with certain topics

Draw your own conclusions.


Anonymous said...

Different school.

Still fat and stupid.

Anonymous said...

Poor guy..Pear-shaped victim of a Trisomy 21 genetic defect and probably some incest.

Anonymous said...

Stingray is a successful, independent, self made businessman. He invests his money, creates jobs, pays taxes, and does his part for the community. He was publicly passionate about Miss State football. Until a bunch of internet bullies shamed him into dropping his fandom.

The world needs way more Stingrays, and way fewer keyboard commandos who try to make themselves feel better by making someone else feel bad. I wish Stingray were a fan of my team. I would take him in a heartbeat. Miss State doesn't deserve him. Good riddance indeed.

Anonymous said...

@3:24 of the video... sounds like a great opening line for your next Tinder date.

Anonymous said...

This guy obviously has issues but I don't think it's autism. It was worth the few minutes watching the video just to see the dog. How cool is that dog?!

Anonymous said...

And fat white guys remain the only demographic that is fair game for everyone else. Pretty sad that so many people made that poor kid feel so unwelcome. Shame on you all.

Anonymous said...

Agree with @11:47. I've got two degrees from State. Stingray was just a guy having fun supporting (or at least making videos about) my college football team. What did that ever hurt?

Of course, I'm not into the whole "my [kid's/high school/college/pro] team is my identity" thing, so maybe I just don't fully understand all the harm that Stingray was causing.

Anonymous said...

As a Rebel fan, I was embarrassed for my State friends. This guy was a terrible representative and was pretty much self-appointed. The fact that he could change his loyalties shows he's nothing but BS. A real fan continues to pull for his team regardless. He's no better than the legion of fair weather Bammer bandwagoners.

MSU fans, you are FAR better off with this numbskull out. I pity the Mizzou faithful.

Anonymous said...

I always thought he was more of an Ole Miss type guy.

Anonymous said...

After this, Missouri lost to USC.

See the connection?

Anonymous said...

He was more of an embarrassment to the school than anything. He graduated from Alabama. He is a troll, nothing more, nothing less. We could do without the mean personal attacks, but he wasn't moving without them. Good bye and good riddance. My friends in Mizzou are already cringing.

Anonymous said...

11:03 - Please explain your comment and list in light of the fact that The Grove is full of screaming, cursing fans who meet that description on any given game-day.

How come it's not OK to make fun of this guy but it's OK to make fun of a fat, pear-shaped black guy who regularly makes a fool of himself...Mr. Stokes.

If Orgeron Had A Son.. said...

People just like him call in to Finebaum every single day! Let ESPN hire him. I'm not so sure he's serious to begin with.

Anonymous said...

@1:25

I make fun of both of them.



Anonymous said...

I like stingray some of us take ourselves a little too serious he always has a good time

Anonymous said...

Video is hilarious, dog is stealing the chicken out of the grave while they are ranting haha.

Anonymous said...

Why is it ok to make fun of anyone?

Derrell Ray said...

In my best Peter Griffin voice,,,,WHOOTHA HELLCARES

Anonymous said...

Hey Missouri! Have fun with the fat guy! We don’t miss him a damn bit!!

Anonymous said...

2:52 - Axe your neighbors. They laugh at you every day when you pull into the driveway.

Anonymous said...

Truman The Tiger and his dog are great! If that doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.

Anonymous said...

5:50, I hope you get the help you obviously need.

Anonymous said...

Yeah we won with a backup QB that has never had a start in his life and Drew could not even throw a TD. GO COCKS!!!!

Anonymous said...

And he's an actual graduate of the University of Alabama.

(There are a few.)

Anonymous said...

I agree with October 8, 2018 at 11:23 AM. Stingray was just a great fan having fun. As an Ole Miss guy, I thought he was silly at first, but the guy really loved MSU and his takes were very entertaining. But, so be it. Godspeed Stingray as a USM fan.

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