Thursday, October 25, 2012

Benghazi is a right-wing conspiracy. Um, yeah.

Check out this tweet from the JFP yesterday:


JxnFreePress ‏@JxnFreePress

The #Benghazi conspiracy theorists and the Tea Party don't want to let it go, but there's not a whole lot of... http://fb.me/1lWt4hYAu 4:56 PM - 24 Oct 12 · Details


They are quoting this Mother Jones story.

Yup. The ambassador and others repeatedly asked for more security. The government watched the attack take place through a drone. No military assistance was rendered even though the attack lasted seven hours. The administration goes on talk shows repeatedly and blames a Youtube video. Then there is Mr. Carney's statements. Yet its all a right-wing conspiracy. Ok.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just another last ditch statement from Just F'n Pissed before their hero goes down.

Anonymous said...

Ladd is upset that the Benghazi story is taking up precious news cycles that could otherwise be used to focus on vagina politics.

Anonymous said...

Freaky Fondren fun.......diverts attention from the crime.

Anonymous said...

military assistance from where, KF?

No conspiracy...dumb by Ladd...but only a fool would think the GOP isn't politicizing Benghazi.

And,it's a bigger fool who thinks embassy security requests for manpower and money make it to the President's desk.

If national security was the motivating factor, this would be investigated behind closed doors.

But, what is really strange is continuing with this when it's clear swing voters aren't buying it. It's indeed, " the economy, stupid"

And, hey, I'd like more " vagina issues" discussed given the GOP/Tea Party candidates who seem to think rape is either God's will or that women who didn't want to be raped don't get pregnant because of some magic protection.

Anyone who says or writes " vagina issues" should never be allowed near one! Did mr. anonymous 8:18am call the Penn State scandal or the latest Boy Scout scandal or the Catholic priests scandals " anus issues" ?




Kingfish said...

Base 480 miles away. fighter jets could've been there in less than an hour, Special Forces in three.

Former Assistant Secretary of Defense column

Anonymous said...

Grandma troll is back!

Anonymous said...

As Donner likes to say 'hate is taught' and she teaches it every day.

STOP LYING JOURNALISTS like DONNA LADD said...

Donna Ladd is a LIAR and the Jackson Free Press is LYING.


Jackson Free Press Co-Owner, Editor and Unabashed Obama Apologist Donna Kay Ladd:

Ladd: October 18th, 2012
"[J]ournalists should always factcheck every quote and statement. It is horrible that media outlets quote people telling lies."

Ladd: October 24th, 2012
I'll also say it again: I saw on The New York Times site the day after the attack that the administration believed it may be a terrorist act.


*** NINE DAYS AFTER BENGHAZI TERRORIST ATTACK ***

JFP Staff Byline: September 19th, 2012.

JFP Staff: "U.S. Ambassador to Libya Chris Stevens died—along with another three Americans—in an attack Tuesday where thousands stormed and burned the embassy in Benghazi in response to a video ridiculing the Muslim Prophet Muhammad. Reportedly, 32 others were wounded: 14 Americans and 18 Libyans."


STOP LYING DONNA LADD

Anonymous said...

The breaching of our embassy or consulate was not a crime. It was an act of war. Our ambassador was murdered and sodomized by savage Muslims. (Redundancy, I'm sorry.)

And there have been no repurcussions. American blood is cheap to the Obama administration.

There should have been 10,000 Libyans running through the streets of Benghazi wearing napalm within 2 hours.

Anonymous said...

That *cough* publication is doing exactly what they've been told to do---deny deny deny.

-Congressional hearings, would suggest everyone take a look at what was said. Unbelievable.

-emails revealed, more emails revealed. But it was a movie….everybody needs to love Mohamad….we didn’t know….its Hillary’s fault….its Intelligence fault…..$70,000 commercial that ran over there apologizing…..Carney saying on Wednesday—uh, well, now that you’ve seen the latest set of emails, well, uhm, “The email you’re referring to was an open-source, unclassified email referring to an assertion made on a social media site that everyone in this room had access to and knew about instantaneously.” Oh, how nice, it’s the middle of October now and people are still dead. Obama and Hilary after the latest emails surfaced---oh, we don’t trust something on the internet. Pardon? 1 week of hearing you people say some damn low budget thing on YouTube was the cause. Hell, Biden said last week it was because of that video.

-4 Americans killed. Ambassador Chris Stevens, diplomat Sean Smith and security men and former U.S. Navy SEALs Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods. All dead. Obama on TV saying just “bumps in the road.” “if four Americans get killed, it’s not optimal”. Mrs. Pat Smith, mother of diplomat Sean Smith: “It's insensitive to say my son is not very optimal - he is also very dead. I've not been ‘optimal’ since he died and the past few weeks have been pure hell. I am still waiting for the truth to come out and I still want to know the truth. I'm finally starting to get some answers but I won't give up. There's a lot of stupid things that have been said about my son and what happened and this is another one of them.”

-speaking of military and intelligence folks, they were shouting at the top of their lungs that there was a problem, “Dishonorable Disclosure”, www.youtube.com/user/OPSECTeam?feature=watch

-And while we’re at it, care to explain why Hisham al Talib is logged in as a visitor to the White House on March 30, 2012? Four days later, Barry welcomed foreign delegation of the Muslim Brotherhood. March 2012: Anybody want to take a stab at why Obama bypassed Congress and gave $1.5 billion in military aid to the Muslim Brotherhood. That $1.5 Billion---taxpayer money. So thanks, taxpayers, for funding the Muslim Brotherhood.

-US Debt: $16,030,021,869,793. $51,500 per citizen, $141,419 per taxpayer.

-Want to talk unemployment? Nooo problem. Seems there was a little ‘oops’ in the last round of numbers reported. October 11th-feds released jobless numbers---oh, its down, we’re doing soooo good. Obama jumped on it---see, I’m great! Within hours, Bureau of Labor Statistics and Labor Department analysts announced that one major state had failed to fully document jobless claims. California. What a surprise?! A little check on Marty Morgenstern, head of the CA Labor and Workforce agency responsible for reporting, reveals ,well, he’s been so nice to contribute to Obama’s campaign.

But all of this is just a figment of our imagination.

We built it
You broke it
You're fired

Anonymous said...



Obama said the deaths were a bump in the road and not optimal.

Anonymous said...

As for @9:10's comment. You fool you can damn well bet had a Republican been president this would have been an issue...with the press and the people!

Anonymous said...

Don't count on the JFP October 25, 2012 9:57 AM for intelligent reporting.

Anonymous said...

By the way, two more U.S. troops in Afghanistan were killed. Take a break from tv, Barry, and look sad for the camera.

And about the Obama Informercial coming out right before the election, where liberal director added shots of Obama into SEALS work, and by chance they had inserted a scene with Romeny but was told to remove it….

Oct. 25, 2012 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- OPSEC will air ads in key battleground markets during the broadcast of National Geographic's "Seal Team Six: The Raid on Osama Bin Laden" on November 4th after reporting by the New York Times and other media outlets disclosed that the timing and editing of the film by Obama mega-donor Harvey Weinstein were orchestrated to use the heroic work of U.S. Special Operations Forces to promote President Obama's re-election. The ad, "Bump In The Road" will hit the Obama Administration for not telling the truth about the attacks in Libya that cost the U.S. Ambassador, two former SEALs and another U.S. diplomat their lives while also having politicized the raid that killed Osama bin Laden.

"There is nothing acceptable about playing politics with national security and American lives," says Scott Taylor, former Navy SEAL and president of OPSEC, in narrating the ad. "Aren't some things more important than politics?"

The thirty-second ad will run during the Seal Team Six movie itself on the National Geographic Channel on local cable systems in Tampa, Orlando, Miami, Denver, Las Vegas, Charlotte, Raleigh, Cincinnati and Richmond.

"Bump in the Road" follows the earlier release of Dishonorable Disclosures, a documentary short film that views the impact of the increasing number of leaks by the Obama Administration on Intelligence and Special Operations missions, tradecraft, tactics and capabilities from the perspective of those who have relied on these tools to carryout similar missions and protect themselves and those they served alongside.

Since its release on August 15, Dishonorable Disclosures has been viewed more than 4.7 million times and tens of thousands of Americans have signed up as fans of the film. Both the ad and the film can be seen at the OPSEC YouTube page.

OPSEC is a group of former Intelligence officers and Special Operations members concerned about the impact of the increasing number of leaks on Intelligence and Special Operations missions, tradecraft, tactics and capabilities. In addition to the release of Dishonorable Disclosures, OPSEC is screening the film at events and in advertising in key states across the country, including Virginia, Florida, Ohio, Colorado, North Carolina and Nevada. More information about OPSEC and news about the release of "Dishonorable Disclosures" can be found at www.OpSecTeam.org.

Anonymous said...

Front page of today's Des Moines Register. OUCH.




BTW Interns, Des Moines is a city in Iowa.

Anonymous said...

Go Texas! Obama sent notice to all 50 governors saying, let UN come in and watch election poll sites because Democrats asked them to. Texas said to UN—well, boys, let me teach you some US and Texas laws: If you break the law, you will be criminally prosecuted; you may be entitled to your opinions about Voter ID laws but your opinion is legally irrelevant in the United States where the Supreme Court has already determined that Voter ID laws are constitutional; the Texas Election Code governs all election participants; the organization's representatives are not authorized to enter a polling place; that it "may be a criminal offense for OSCE's representatives to maintain a presence within 100 feet of a polling place's entrance"; "Failure to comply with these requirements could subject the OSCE's representatives to criminal prosecution for violating state law."

Caught on tape, again. Remember the folks who busted ACORN? They’ve been filming. Obama field director, caught on tape, telling someone how to correctly create 100 fake votes for Obama. Democratic Congressman's director on video explaining how cast multiple ballots—just have forged utility bills, and if you get into trouble, lawyers at DNC will help you. http://theprojectveritas.com/

Anonymous said...

overturn obama! It is beyond pale that after almost 4 years of lies, lies and more lies that obama is not in JAIL must less running a close 2nd in this election next month! Like mitt said, that so-called 47% (thugs, welfare tards and porch dwellers) don't give a damn, much less pay taxes!!!!

Anonymous said...

"And,it's a bigger fool who thinks embassy security requests for manpower and money make it to the President's desk."

Are you trying to smear Democrat Harry S Truman, who used to have a sign on that very desk stating "The Buck Stops Here"?!?

Obama doesn't take responsibility for anything he screws up.

Anonymous said...

Obama says at a campaign event in Denver, Colorado that he wants more wind turbines made "here in China”

Barry, that seems to be the wrong country...

Obama - 110% failure.

Anonymous said...

Got one.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-20072745

Anonymous said...

Jeez, who let the nut jobs out on this thread?

Anonymous said...

Nut jobs add spice to the conversation. Just click your heels together and think Fondren, Fondren, Fondren......

Anonymous said...

2:57 pm You apparently didn't hear Obama say in more than one interview that the " responsibility is ultimately" his since all you watch is FOX.
But, Harry wasn't being literal as you are. He meant, should one ever bother with context anymore, that he would deal with all things ultimately even though some had to be after the fact.

Anonymous said...

5:41 Prove it. Document five references to Obama taking the blame for something.

Anonymous said...

All I can think about is Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods fighting for their lives on the roof believing that if they can only hang on, help will come. But this administration did nothing!

Anonymous said...

6:53 pm
That is terribly sad, but what could have been done? We had no people near enough( and they would have to be very nearby) and the new Libyan government , after a civil war and decades long rule by a corrupt regime that kept their people down, don't yet have the structure or infrastructure needed to have responded with an organized force for a rapid rescue or military response.

I think we owe those who died in such a horrible way a thoughtful reaction not an emotional or political reaction.

Condoleeza Rice, who is hardly an apologist for Obama, had wise comments about this tragedy. I suggest everyone find those comments on their own.


If we'd had a larger protection force there, they can't stop RPGs.Their only hope would have been to either be a deterrent ( doubtful since this was an organized terrorist attack and not a mob) or to buy more time for those inside.

It was an ambush with RPGs. The building was not a fortified structure built by US contractors. It wasn't fireproofed or structurally fortified.

If we'd had more security people on the ground, it's possible more would have died in the initial explosions. We are lucky so many survived. I frankly don't know how they got out without being gunned down. We should be thankful the jihadists didn't set up a better perimeter. That anyone did get out means there were some brave and smart people in that consulate who helped save lives that we don't know about as yet.

Anonymous said...

7:35 AM: "what could have been done?" Are you serious?

Please refer to the MANY requests by Benghazi folks that there was a problem, need help, please help, etc.

Please refer to everything that was disclosed in the hearings.

Maybe, just maybe, if Obama had stopped partying long enough to actually do something, folks wouldn't be dead. But that didn't fit in with his schedule of self promotion.

"I think we owe those who died in such a horrible way a thoughtful reaction not an emotional or political reaction."

Kind of hard for the left to tow the its-all-political-yall-be-quiet line when the FAMILY MEMBERS THEMSELVES are as pissed off as the rest of Americans. All who die in service to our country are honored. Obama tried to sweep them under his rug.

The big difference between you and me---I want Americans in the military to be a priority and their pleas for help to be answered. You think Americans needlesly dying is a bump in the road.

My father was a Marine.
Semper Fidelis
“Honor, courage and commitment are the values that guide us—Semper Fidelis is the motto that bonds us. To guard our nation is to guard its principles, becoming not only an elite warrior, but also a noble one.”

Anonymous said...

KF, breaking news, americans on the ground were told to stand down.

Not going to copy it over, but you should read.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/10/26/cia-operators-were-denied-request-for-help-during-benghazi-attack-sources-say/

Anonymous said...

Former Navy SEAL Tyrone Woods was part of a small team who was at the CIA annex about a mile from the U.S. consulate where Ambassador Chris Stevens and his team came under attack. When he and others heard the shots fired, they informed their higher-ups at the annex to tell them what they were hearing and requested permission to go to the consulate and help out. They were told to "stand down," according to sources familiar with the exchange. Soon after, they were again told to "stand down."

Woods and at least two others ignored those orders and made their way to the consulate which at that point was on fire. Shots were exchanged. The rescue team from the CIA annex evacuated those who remained at the consulate and Sean Smith, who had been killed in the initial attack. They could not find the ambassador and returned to the CIA annex at about midnight.

At that point, they called again for military support and help because they were taking fire at the CIA safe house, or annex. The request was denied.

In fact, at least one member of the team was on the roof of the annex manning a heavy machine gun when mortars were fired at the CIA compound. The security officer had a laser on the target that was firing and repeatedly requested back-up support from a Spectre gunship, which is commonly used by U.S. Special Operations forces to provide support to Special Operations teams on the ground involved in intense firefights. The fighting at the CIA annex went on for more than four hours.

There were two military surveillance drones redirected to Benghazi shortly after the attack on the consulate began. They were already in the vicinity.

Tyrone Woods was later joined at the scene by fellow former Navy SEAL Glen Doherty, who was sent in from Tripoli as part of a Global Response Staff or GRS that provides security to CIA case officers and provides countersurveillance and surveillance protection. They were killed by a mortar shell at 4 a.m. Libyan time, nearly seven hours after the attack on the consulate began.

leigh said...

When the President sent Rice to appear on 5 Sunday talk shows .... he politicized it. When the President went on his celebrity tv circuit .... he politicized it.... When he spoke in front of th UN blaming a YouTube video .... He insulted us and humiliated himself .

Can you imagine if someone was arrested for making a "vile and disgusting" video about Jesus. Or if the ambassador was black under a white president .....I'm sure the JFP, main stream media, Hollywood, and the rest of the left would still be saying ... "The GOP is just making this political"

Anonymous said...

7:35 am

My reaction was thoughtful. Any time honorable men die as heros, I get emotional. You can decide if the decision to do nothing was a political one or not. To paraphase Donald Rumsfeld last night, those men deserved more from their country.

Anonymous said...

I believe that we are not far from the truth coming out. I hope this link works. If not you should go to dailyrushbo.com .


http://dailyrushbo.com/lt-col-and-special-ops-planner-calls-rush-white-house-cant-deny-obama-knew-about-benghazi-attack-immediately/.

Anonymous said...

I really hate getting involved in the politics of the day but please allow me to make a few observations: (1) it was this idiot governor from Texas and his crazy ash VP that started this 16 trillion dollar demise. (2) the same idiot duped you dumb ash republicans that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. (3) the US burned an 800M surplus. (4) you think this lying ash Mitt Romney is a Christian after all the lies. (5) you allowed the tea bag party to sell you some bull about death panels (6) You think Rush L, Donald T, E Cantor, J Boerner are smart. (7) you think being white in America will separate you from black president when you both have the same parents (for you dumb ash republicans who confess your religious values) (8) the problem the us faces are central to the Texas jackash you guys put in the Whitehouse years ago. (9) you guys are too dumb to see that the republican congress has high jacked US recovery with their idiot logic. (10) you guys are still asking for assistance with pork funds or earmarks but are too afraid to admit it was a dumb tea bag idea.

Anonymous said...

12:42. Stay with us . We are discussing Benghazi . Who knew what and when? What happened and what did not happen? If you can't contribute, don' t attack and name call.

Anonymous said...

I really hate getting involved in the politics of the day but please allow me to make a few observations ...

Next time work extra hard to restrain yourself. Your self control will improve if you remember to take your medications daily.

Thanks.

leigh said...

12:42 What was I thinking? After that reasonable and insightful post, I can see I have learned nothing in my 49 years. You have convinced me to vote for Obama ( to bring us and the world together) along with Biden (because he is tactful and brilliant). I look forward to future posts .... because my guess is you are as wise and successful in all areas of you life. How could I have been so stupid, evil, racist and homophobic my whole life and I never had a clue? shwww

Anonymous said...

You'll need another 16 years if you believe, despite 12:42's lack of elegance, that anything is incorrect.

There were no WMD's and Bush should have known it.

The GOP controlled Congress over spent like drunken sailors and Bush vetoed nothing.

There are no death panels.

And your own guy, McConnell said the job of the GOP was to make sure Obama wasn't re-elected so they let us lose our rating and failed to even pass flat earth legislation.

The Dems are not without sin, but there's nothing 12:42 said that was incorrect.


And PS with the GOP in charge of 3 branches of government , you didn't get prayer in the schools, Roe vs Wade reversed or a marriage amendment brought before the people. How gullible can you be?

KaptKangaroo said...

6:48PM - We are discussing Behghazi right? In the face of the amdin's actions, die-hard "Change and Hope" supporters once again fall back to "Blaming Bush". This is the canned/atypical response when faced with FACTS that defy the impact of spin.

Unfortunately for current admin supporters, the FACTS speak for themselves. There is no need to concoct a conspiracy, unless you consider the blackout by the mainstream media.

Anonymous said...

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/hannity/2012/10/29/charles-woods-cowards-white-house-murdered-my-son

Justin said...

Democrats are going to be spinning like tops, and they are going to use everything they have to obstruct this investigation. They are already saying Bush was worse, and Reagan also had a tragedy, and they are digging up dirt on Republicans. They will fight this and fight this. This will be one of history's defining moments.

Of course, the only honorable course for Democrats is to admit that their beloved President has been caught red-handed letting us down, lying about it, lying about lying about it, and now leading us into a huge fight over it.

Democrats, tell Obama to fess up and resign so we can move on.


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