Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Senate passes pro-life measures

Lieutenant Governor's office just issued the following press release:

JACKSON – Lt. Gov. Tate Reeves today thanked the Mississippi Senate for its approval of several pro-life measures to end abortion in Mississippi, protect children from abuse and strengthen adoption laws.

“These are strong, common-sense pro-life bills that will not only end abortion in Mississippi but will enhance efforts to protect children from abuse,” Lt. Gov. Reeves said. “I appreciate the hard work by these senators to shape laws that make Mississippi an even safer place for children.”

The Senate passed:

*House 1390, which requires doctors associated with an abortion facility to have admitting privileges at local hospital and to be board-certified obstetricians/gynecologists. Reeves said measure should effectively close Mississippi’s only abortion clinic.

*The Child Protection Act, House Bill 16, which will require teachers and clergy to report suspected abuses of children to law enforcement. The Child Protection Act is a part of Lt. Gov. Reeves’ legislative agenda.

*House Bill 1268, which improves several provisions that strengthen Mississippi adoption laws.

The measures return to the House for consideration.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very courageous !

Anonymous said...

Wonder if we will soon hear Steve Holland brag that he's now "three for three"

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but when they pop out of the womb, The same damn people won't give a crap what happens to them.

Anonymous said...

April 4, 2012 6:26 PM

*** YAWN ***

Anonymous said...

Great. More kids in need of public assistance. Yay welfare!

Kingfish said...

temporary lay-offs......

Anonymous said...

I'm rather surprised the AMA doesn't object to requiring board certification and staff privileges for a doctor.

Perhaps, we should require other doctors doing surgical procedures in clinics to be board certified ( which is passing a test) and to have hospital privileges.

Requiring teachers and preacher to report child abuse empowers them to argue more effectively against the higher ups who don't want to get involved, but alas, doesn't protect children. There has never been a "failure to report" case in the nation as there are no penalites for that failure.

Next, the legislature could require that all tort attorneys be on staff at a large law firm and are members of a College to file a lawsuit.

Lots of " let's feel better about ourselves" legislation .

Schizo said...

@8:52

You object to someone QUALIFIED in the gynecological field via board-certification performing an abortion?

Would you let a brain surgeon operate on your heart? Please.

Anonymous said...

5:36 pm You don't know what board certification is apparently. I expect you go to doctors who aren't board certified. They have , however, completed training in their speciality.

Nor do you know anything medically about the procedure or else you wouldn't make that analogy.

When abortion was illegal, interns and residents did abortions to help pay for medical school and so did other doctors on the sly for their good friends daughters who were " in trouble". Those were the women who didn't die or end up barren. The " back alley" abortionists were mid-wives and foreigners and con artists trying to make a buck off of a woman's fear.

Since two women in my family, whom I loved, died during pregnancy when abortion was illegal and would have save their lives ( the babies died with them. A woman can't always get to a hospital fast enough when things go wrong ),and because I'm a woman, I made it my business to actually be informed on this issue.

I also saw how their deaths adversely affected the children they left behind.


In the 50s and 60s the GOP was in favor of legalizing abortions because it was the conservation point of view. Democrats were opposed because the Catholic and blue collar influence was strong in the party.

For a philosophically consistent conservative, this is a " no brainer". Government should not be involved in personal medical decisions.

I would also suggest that when the Neo-Nazis are on your side on an issue, it should give you pause for concern.


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