Wednesday, April 25, 2012

And so it begins...

Take a look at the editorial page in today's Clarion-Ledger. The Clarion-Ledger editorial apparently disappeared for today. First time I have seen the newspaper run only editorials from other newspapers during the week. No local editorial? Instead we get one from DELAWARE???? Put Donna Ladd in charge of the op-ed page. It would be better than this corporate crap. Guess this is what we can expect after they got rid of, oh, I'm sorry Mr. Executive Editor, offered early retirement packages to, David Hampton and Jim Ewing. It will only get worse.

Posted by Kingfish at 2:15 PM

9 comments:

Ironghost said...

Donna and Co. can at least stir up controversy and drive page views, which is all the Clarion Liar has ever cared about Editorial-wise.

April 25, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Anonymous said...

Why don't they just start putting cheesy full-color graphics on the front, call it "USA Today," and be done with it?

April 25, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Anonymous said...

Frankly, anything is an improvement over the misfits like Hampton that ran the paper into the ground. Sometimes nothing is better than something, if that something stinks.

April 25, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Anonymous said...

I love the "Thanks to all those that are gone" column. It just goes to show how un-informed the newbies are. She is happy to work for a "STATEWIDE" paper. That ship sailed years ago. Try buying the C-L in Southhaven or Gulfport. Just because its around in a few towns does not make it statewide.

April 25, 2012 at 6:39 PM
Anonymous said...

I'd never know about the CL if I didn't read it here. I have it delivered only on Sundays, and most of the time I never even open it.
I say if you don't like what you are reading in it, don't read it. Works for me.

April 25, 2012 at 7:16 PM
Anonymous said...

So sad. I used to really enjoy their opinion page, especially the Sunday perspective section. Even though I disagreed with most of opinions, it was thought provoking. On the bright side I saw where Wyatt Emmerich bought Laurel's daily when it crashed and burned. Maybe he'll buy the CL one day. At least you know he'd write some damn editorials.

April 25, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Shadowfax said...

One-World Order.

April 26, 2012 at 5:17 AM
The Butterknife said...

I think its pretty horrible to lose a "statewide" paper. Whatever it was. None of the problems we have can be fixed by our populace being LESS informed than they already are. They ran a non-local AP article about the Phil Bryant gaffe today. Seriously? I mean, I know there isn't a reporter left in the office but they couldn't tap the local AP?

April 26, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Anonymous said...

2:53. It wasn't a gaffe. It was AWESOME and true.

April 26, 2012 at 6:38 PM

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