Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Trash Talk: Tune in at 1

 Jackson City Council President Ashby Foote issued the following statement about the Clarion-Ledger's coverage of the Council's legal fees:

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Robert St. John: An Easter to Remember

 PETROGNANO, TUSCANY— Most of my early childhood memories come from Christmas and Easter. If I let my memory go back as far as it will take me, I can remember opening gifts and the smell of the scotch pine Christmas tree. I also remember eating Christmas cookies. Over the past 61 years I’ll come across a cookie with the same flavor profile, and it takes me back. I can also hear the Chipmunks Christmas album, which I used to play incessantly to the dismay of everyone else in my family.

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UMMC Designated Mississippi Burn Center

The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement. 

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Sid Salter: Expulsion of Tenn Lawmakers Another Step Away from Democracy

 Note: This column was written on April 8. 

The expulsion of the “Tennessee Three” – actually two of the three – elected state representatives in the Tennessee House of Representatives over their vocal interruptions of the proceedings of that chamber in protesting a recent Nashville mass shooting raises fundamental questions.

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Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Mardis Wants Continuance

Todd Mardis asked for a continuance for his May 1 aggravated domestic violence trial in Rankin County Circuit Court today. 

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From a Wonderful World

Sick of garbage we are but cover it JJ must.  If you want a break from the trash talk, check out this little clip of simpler times and prettier things. 

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Trash Talk: Food Fight!!!

or Tomming Stokes

Want to see mob rule in action?  Check out this clip of the City Council chambers after the City Council special meeting adjourned.  

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Monday, April 10, 2023

Richard's Disposal Sues City Council - Again

Richard's Disposal filed a notice of appeal and complaint against the Jackson City Council in Hinds County Circuit Court this afternoon.  The case is assigned to Circuit Judge Adrienne Wooten.  

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It's Time!

Update (3:45 PM): Mayor is preaching away on city website.

The Jackson City Council is meeting right now to discuss you know what.  The meeting is streamed below. 

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Trash Talk: Mayor Blames Council Again

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following statement. 

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Trash Talk: Showdown at 3

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba called a special meeting of the Jackson City Council today at 3 PM to discuss the garbage contract. 

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D.A. Tries to Reverse Green's Curse

The Hinds County District Attorney will try to revoke the bond of accused killer Ryan Hopkins.  Hopkins kidnapped, beat, and raped a woman in New Hampshire after Hinds County Circuit Judge Tomie Green allowed him to remain free on bond on a first-degree murder indictment.  Her blessings all too often turned into curses, sometimes deadly curses, and this case is no exception.  

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MACS Rolls Out Prepaid Debit Card

Treasurer David McRae today announced that Mississippi Affordable College Savings (MACS) account holders now have access to a free, integrated prepaid debit card program, making it easier than ever to use the account for qualified education expenses.

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Sunday, April 9, 2023

Duuuuuuuuuuuude

 Miss The Dude? Well, good news is at hand as he returns to the big screen next week in all of his dudeness. 

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Why I Sleep at the P.O.

 A residentially-challenged individual apparently went beserk at the Lefleur post office last night. 

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Officer-Involved Shooting in Lincoln County

 The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement. 

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Happy Easter

 Using the parable of the 19 empty Easter eggs, the late Dr. Frank Pollard preached the message of hope that is Easter Sunday.   The sermon might be 35 years old but the message still resonates.  Enjoy.  

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Bill Crawford: Lifeline More of a Band-aid

 Calling it a lifeline, the Mississippi Legislature appropriated $103 million in grants for state hospitals. However, the “lifeline” appears to be more of a Band-Aid.

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Saturday, April 8, 2023

Trash Talk: Here Comes MDEQ

 The plot that is the Jackson dumpster fire thickened yesterday after the Mississippi Department of Environmental Quality notified the city of Jackson it may face fines of up to $25,000 per day its failure to collect garbage.  MDEQ Director Christophe Wells stated in a letter sent to Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba and the City Council yesterday: 

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D.L. Gardner: Things Change Quickly

That morning as He approached the city, His disciples brought Him a donkey to ride into Jerusalem. Crowds of followers were shouting, “Hosanna to the Son of David; Blessed is He who comes n the name of the Lord; Hosanna in the highest!” The Pharisees whispered to one another, “You see that you are not doing any good; look, the world has gone after Him.”

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Friday, April 7, 2023

Prison Guard Busted for Smuggling

 The Mississippi Department of Corrections issued the following statement. 

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The Return of the Soup Nazi?

Zerobear Polybear authored this post and recipe that is not the infamous Mulligatawny Soup. 

Sometimes I feel like Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi. It’s not that I would kick you out of my restaurant just for ordering incorrectly, especially since I don’t own a restaurant (there is just too much work and too much risk of failure in the restaurant business). However, I do know how to make and have recipes for all of the “Soup Nazi” soups that Seinfeld, Kramer, George and Elaine loved. Here is a claim you guys will just have to accept for the moment – I make a really nice Mulligatawny Soup.

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Trash Talk: Is Lumumba Lying Again?

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba said the city can not issue another RFP for garbage collection service because Richard's Disposal will sue the city.   WLBT investigated his claim and reported such may not be the case: 

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Flashback Friday: When The Kingfish Got What He Wanted

 Once upon a time, in a bayou filled with boudin and bourbon, there was a King named Huey P. Long.  However, The evil lords of the land, otherwise known as the Louisiana Legislature, made him live in an old prison built in the 1850's.  It wasn't suitable for a King but they were determined to make him suffer so wicked were they.  

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Thursday, April 6, 2023

Trash Talk: Showdown on April 17

 The Jackson City Council and Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba are going to have a showdown in Hinds County Chancery Court over the garbage contract.  It is not known yet if the loser will have to leave town or if there is a time limit. 

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Trash Talk: About the Open Meetings Act....

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba said during his press conference this morning that he would attempt to meet individually with Councilman Ashby Foote, Vernon Hartley, and Aaron Banks.  The three Council members are staunch opponents of awarding a contract to Richard's Disposal for garbage service. However, the Mayor's little gambit might run afoul of the Open Meetings Act.   

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Trash Talk: Mayor Provides Update

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding a press conference right now on the garbage crisis.  The presser is streamed below. 

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Insurrection or Resurrection?

 Well, our friends touting the Republic of Jackson are now floating this message around on social media. 

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Sex Offender Tries to Flee to Mexico

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, April 5, 2023

Jailhouse Stunt Cost Cummins

 Jordan Cummins is going to pay a little price for his cellphone stunt at the Raymond Detention Center.   The Hinds County Sheriff's Department charged Cummins with contraband in a penal institution.  

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Pictures of a Destruction

Posted below are some more pictures of some downtown destruction last weekend.  Just another example of why we can't have nice things around here. 

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Robert St. John: Perfect Simplicity

Sometimes the simplest things give me the most satisfaction. That probably seems like an obvious statement to most. I have only recently come to that realization in my personal life.

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Trash Talk: Foote Speaks

 Jackson Ward 1 Councilman Ashby Foote, III issued the following statement on the garbage crisis. 

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Sid Salter: Pickering, Scalia, and the Unicorns of Bipartisanship & Civility

 A fascinating facet of last week’s dedication of the papers of federal Judge Charles Pickering and former U.S. Rep. Chip Pickering to the Mississippi Political Collections at Mississippi State University’s Mitchell Memorial Library was hearing the father and son donors talk about their long relationships with the late Presiding Justice of the Supreme Court Antonin Scalia.

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Tuesday, April 4, 2023

Revoked!

Despite the pleas of his wife to set him free. Todd Mardis will remain in jail after Rankin County Court Judge David Morrow revoked his bond yesterday.  Mardis was arrested and indicted for aggravated domestic violence after allegedly brutally beating his wife in October 2022.  Judge Morrow ruled Mardis violated his order prohibiting any contact between the husband and wife.

 

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Will Stokes Be Intimidated?

 Check out this message that appeared on Facebook. 

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UMMC Fills Neurology Gap w/Telehealth Evaluations

 Ruth Cummins authored the following post for UMMC. 

When Michael Bustin’s right side lips went numb and his speech became slurred March 25, his wife Ruth rushed him to the emergency room at South Central Regional Medical Center in Laurel. 

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Trash Talking Each Other

 Yesterday was a case of the dueling press releases in Jackson's garbage fiasco.   Ward 6 Councilman Aaron Banks issued this press release: 

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Monday, April 3, 2023

Mardis Back in Jail.

Jason Todd Mardis is back in jail and might be there for a long time.   Rankin County deputies arrested Mardis last week after he violated a no-contact order with his wife.  A bond revocation hearing is being held for Mardis right now.  


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What is Going on?

Update (12:00 PM): The hoppers are apparently gathering petition signatures or passing out flyers. The petition/flyer is posted below. 

Well this is weird.  A Richard's Disposal garbage truck was making the rounds in Northeast Jackson this morning but.....

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$5,000 Reward

 Henry Cooper, Jr. of Country Meat Packers fame posted the following message on Facebook after his truck was stolen:

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Need Garbage Relief?

Well, the Jackson garbage crisis will be dragging on for a few more days.  If, and I mean IF you need to get your garbage removed, an enterprising young man is offering his services. 

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Sunday, April 2, 2023

Why We Can't Have Nice Things Reason #_____

Just another day on Congress Street......

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"If You Got to Ask, You Ain't Got It"

What does Sachmo's quote in the headline have to do with the Christian faith? The late Dr. Frank Pollard explains it all as he preached from Romans 8:5-11 in the 1995 sermon posted below. If you missed out on Palm Sunday today, enjoy the remedial sermon.  

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Fighting for HB #1020

State Representative Trey Lamar gave it as good as he got Friday as he defended HB #1020 in a rather colorful speech that is posted below despite attempts by Black caucus members to shout him down.  To say the bill brought out the fight in both sides is an understatement and Friday was no exception.  Check it out.  

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Bill Crawford: Full MAEP Funding Gunned Down

 Outgoing Speaker of the House Philip Gunn does not like the Mississippi Adequate Education Program (MAEP) formula. “This formula has failed to ensure that money reaches the classroom,” Gunn said way back in 2016. “It has failed because it allows spending on administration to be abused.”

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Saturday, April 1, 2023

Hosemann: 2023 Legislative Session "Overwhelming Success"

 Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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Last Week's Political News

The biggest news event last week didn’t happen. Donald Trump had announced the previous week that he would be arrested on Tuesday, March 21, for allegedly using campaign funds to pay off a porn star in October 2016 for an alleged affair ten years earlier. Got that? Me neither. Apparently District Attorney Alvin Bragg who cooked up this scheme didn’t get it either. 

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Mayor Reacts to Garbage Vote

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following statement. 

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Trash Talk: It's Showtime for the Showdown

Update: Council rejects Richard's Disposal contract on a 3-3-1 vote. 

Will King Richard prevail over the Jackson City Council? Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba called a special meeting of the Jackson City Council this morning so he can submit a proposed contract with Richard's Disposal of New Orleans for garbage collection services.   The proposal is posted below.  The meeting will be live-streamed as well.  Fix those mimosas and get ready for some fun. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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