The Starkville Police Department tweeted an update on the Saturday night brawl that took place in front of St. Joseph Church in the Cotton District:
Tuesday, September 10, 2019
Starkville PD Gets Another One
11 Years for Cross-Burning
The Justice Department issued the following statement.
Robotics Help UMC Docs Treat Cancer
UMC issued the following press release authored by Ruth Cummins.
Police Seek ATV Thug
The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement on Facebook.
It's 1950's Weekend at MSU Saturday
It's back to the 1950's this weekend in Starkville. Mississippi State University is rolling back prices to the 1950's. MSU-KSU tickets are going for four bucks on Seatgeek and $6 on Stubhub. Meanwhile, MSU Athletic Director called out Aramark for poor service during Saturday's game:
Starkpatch Police Arrest Tough Guy
Remember that guy who was throwing down at Starkpatch Saturday night? Well, Mr. Tough Guy has a name:
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Monday, September 9, 2019
Chicoms Target Journalists
The best combat reporter in the world popped up in Hong Kong. Michael Yon is on the scene where the Chicoms are battling freedom-loving Hong Kong citizens. He provides periodic updates on his website but the real action is on his Facebook page. He posted video of the Chicoms targeting journalists yesterday. Their minions known as the Hong Kong police threw tear gas onto a fairly empty street, well, empty for all but some reporters.
50 AG's Go After Google
Attorney General Jim Hood issued the following statement.
6 Years for Fentanyl & Heroin Dealing
The Justice Department issued the following press release.
Down With the White Folks
The Honorable Kenneth Stokes and Reverend P.J. Williams yukked it up about having a white Mayor in Jackson, paying everything to white folks, and other high-brow subjects in this week's edition of Down With the White Folks.
REEEEEEEEEEV!!!
Victory!
The Southern Poverty Law Center tried and failed in its efforts to shut down Mississippi's charter schools. The Mississippi Supreme Court ruled last week charter schools are constitutional. Charter school opponents have used the courts with some limited success to stop charter schools in other states.
Hooked!
Matthew McConaughey is in mourning. SEC Shorts managed to get a spy over to Austin where it found the famous actor locked up in the press box:
Blood Drive for Deputy Sullivan Wednesday
There will be a blood drive in support of Deputy Brad Sullivan on September 11, 2019. There will be TWO BUSES. It will be held in the old Tulane parking lot
on highway 51 in Madison. The direct address is 2115 Main Street. There
will be signs directing donors where to park. Donation times are from
9:30 AM- 3 PM.
If possible, MS Blood services are asking for donors to sign up for appointment times. Here is the link to sign up:
https://www.signupgenius.com/go/70A044CA9A723A7FB6-blood4
If you cannot make this blood drive, you can always go to the MS Blood Services Headquarters and donate. Brad’s code is DV63.
Sunday, September 8, 2019
Starkpatch Stompin'
Nice little fracas took place in Starkpatch last night. Check out the video posted below. Really nasty sucker punch at :56.
Taking the Weight Out of Weight Watchers
Weight Watchers changed its name to WW. Can't offend the body positive lobby. Needless to say, Bill Maher had fun with it Friday night.
Sunday Morning Sermon
The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached on dealing with weeds in this 1990 sermon. If you can't make it to church this morning, enjoy.
Bill Crawford: What Matters to Voters?
What issues will matter most to voters when choosing Mississippi’s next governor?
Saturday, September 7, 2019
Ringing The Bells
Need that Game of Thrones fix but weren't happy with the ending? The Mauler picked The Bells to pieces just for you:
Help Deputy Sullivan
Madison County Sheriff Randy Tucker issued the following statement:
The Commish Speaks on Veggie Burger Law
Ag Commish Andy Gipson issued the following statement.
Party on the Party Decks at Ole Miss
Ole Miss finally rolled out the party decks for football games at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium. Hottytoddy.com reported:
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Friday, September 6, 2019
Last Call to Support JJ
This is the last call to support Jackson Jambalaya in its annual fund-raising drive.
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Deputy Fights for His Life
Madison County Sheriff Randy Tucker issued the following statement.
Back to School & on to a New Routine
As the Mississippi summer heat blankets the last days of August, the 2019-2020 school year is in full swing for students across Mississippi. From preschool to Pre-Med students, the lazy days of summer are long gone and being replaced with busy days of routines, homework and fall activities.
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Time to Clear the Air
Time to clear the air about the Jackson Zoo. It's no secret that Yours Truly sits on the Board of Directors for the Jackson Zoological Society. The Society operates the Jackson Zoo. A certain weekly newspaper primarily known for publishing wedding photos made some rather scurrilous allegations about the Board.
Thursday, September 5, 2019
It's Free!
The first season of Cobra Kai is now free on Youtube for a limited time. If you enjoyed The Karate Kid all those years ago, here is a sequel that for once didn't mess things up. Enjoy the trailer.
Will JMAA Keep Former CEO's Testimony Secret?
The Jackson Municipal Airport Authority Board of Commissioners wants to turn former CEO Carl Newman into the Man in the Iron Mask. JMAA sued to stop the state's "takeover" of the airport in U.S. District Court. Mr. Newman suddenly resigned in March after the Commissioners voted to hire a consultant to review his performance. The Board did so immediately after he refused to fire the Director of Human Resources.
Madison Deputies Shot
The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement.
Bataan Death March Victim Comes Home
The city of Pearl issued the following statement.
$2,500 Reward for Lost Dog
A pet hotel managed to do one thing it should never do: lose a dog. WJTV reported:
Wednesday, September 4, 2019
Reward Offered for Burglary Suspect
The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement.
Jackson Loses a Big Round in Airport Fight
Jackson's fight to keep control of its airport took a big step backwards two weeks ago. The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Jackson couldn't obtain the communications of several legislators deemed instrumental in the passage of the "airport takeover" bill in 2016.
Sid Salter: Same Issues, Different Framing in Reeves-Hood Showdown
Mississippi’s 2019 gubernatorial ballot is now solidified and while the issues remain basically unchanged since the primaries, the framing for the Nov. 5 will be different.
MPACT Open Enrollment Is Open
Tuesday, September 3, 2019
A Classic Returns to the Theatre
Lawrence of Arabia returns to the big screen tomorrow. Order your tickets now at Fandango. This is simply a must-see for those who love the cinema. Stellar cast: Peter O'Toole (sober version), Sir Alec Guinness (minus the light saber), Omar Sharif, Anthony Quinn, Claude Raines, and our favorite supporting actor in any movie: Jack Hawkins. Showtimes are posted below.
NO!
Failed GOP gubernatorial candidate Bill Waller, Jr. Will not endorse Tate Reeves for Governor.
Click Here to Read More..Convention Center Needs Bailout... Again
The Capital City Convention Center needs a bailout if it wants to keep the doors open until October 1. The convention center asked the city of Jackson for a $131,411 bailout. The Jackson City Council tabled the request for further discussion today.
Priester Speaks on Public Works
Jackson Ward 2 City Councilman Melvin Priester, Jr. provided an update on the budget hearings on Facebook last week:
And the Band Played On....
The Tennessee Volunteer Band showed more heart than the football team did Saturday....
MHP: 3 Fatalities During Holiday Period
The Mississippi Highway Patrol issued the following press release.
Monday, September 2, 2019
The Jam
Nothing like a holiday on a hot day. Since it might be too hot to enjoy outdoors today, here is a blast from the past: California Jam. A line-up of legends rocked 200,000 fans at the Ontario Motor Speedway. Ozzy Osbourne & Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Emerson, Lake, & Palmer, and Black Oak Arkansas are in the three hour video posted below. Funnel a few drinks and enjoy.
Giving Fish v. Teaching to Fish
Will guaranteed incomes help the poor escape poverty? An experiment taking place in Jackson is attempting to found out if such is true. The Washington ____ reported yesterday:
Good Job!
Meet the JSU Mascot, last seen getting a penalty for his team.....
Sunday, September 1, 2019
Ouch!
The folks at SEC Shorts don't usually post a new video so soon after the last one but well, Tennessee did lose to Georgia State yesterday...
Bill Crawford: Reeves Strong in Rural Counties
Interesting tidbits from the Republican primary runoff won by Lt. Gov. Tate Reeves by a 54% to 46% margin over former Supreme Court Chief Justice Bill Waller:
K-9 Survives Snake Bite
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Sunday Morning Sermon
If you can't make it to church this morning, enjoy this 1990 sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard of First Baptist Church (Jackson).
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.


