Monday, September 15, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 A knucklehead got more relief than he bargained for when he, well, relieved himself during Demon Slayer. 

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Car Scammer Goes to Prison

Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 

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Flashback: A True Jackson Saint Passes

 It's been 90 years since a true Saint of Jackson passed away.   Dr. Julius Crisler, loved by many, forgotten by few.  The obituaries describe a life well-lived and a reward well-earned. The Clarion-Ledger eulogized him on September 14, 1935.  

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Implosion?

The financial woes at JXN Water continue to multiply.  WLBT reported last week: 

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Pimped Out!

Even the best cops have rough days.  

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Sunday, September 14, 2025

Sign of the Times, High Times

 The infamous Last Call bar posted this little message on social media. 

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Scumbags of the Day

 Why is it when some people see something beautiful, their first thought is to destroy it?  The Houmas House and Gardens posted the following message on social media on September 7: 

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Clods and Clouds

"There's more to this world than this. This is not enough. I cannot be fulfilled in just the stuff of this world world but the dangerous thing is what do you do next?  Because you see we're living in that phase now. We're a whole nation of people in America who have found out that just making it and getting it is  not enough, so you go to the next thing.  You go to power, you go to lust, you go to recreation, you go to entertainment,  you do everything you can to try to go to the next step and still find in the world the thing you're looking for. The danger is Abraham could have moved to Sodom and Gomorrah, from secular city to pleasure city, and he still would not have been fulfilled," said the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he preached from Hebrews in 1997. How does one find fulfillment? Dr. Pollard answers the question in the sermon posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: National Guard Troops Not Trained in Law Enforcement

In August, Gov. Tate Reeves deployed 200 troops from the Mississippi National Guard’s 1st Battalion, 204th Air Defense Artillery Regiment, to Washington, D.C. They were sent, Reeves said, in support of President Donald Trump’s push to “return law and order to our nation’s capital.”

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Saturday, September 13, 2025

Killer Convicted in Ex-Girlfriend's Murder

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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Water Wars: Back to Court

Jackson State University apparently filed a grievance against JXN Water with U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate. Two notices popped up in the docket in U.S.A. v. City of Jackson yesterday: 

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D.L. Gardner: Simplify Educational Bureaucracy

Education needs are best funded and administered at state and local levels as opposed to one-size fits all. Teachers and students’ needs drive wise curriculum choices. Teachers and students’ relationships are the most foundational predictors of educational successes.

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Friday, September 12, 2025

Mississippi Valley State Basketball Players Implicated in Gambling Scandal

 The NCAA issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Come to the Mississippi Book Festival Tomorrow

 

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No Bond for South Jackson Murder Suspect

 JPD issued the followings statement. 

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Oops!

 Uh-oh, it appears some Jackson attorneys might have gotten tripped up by the use of AI.  

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Captured!

FBI presser to be live-streamed below.  Live-blog at bottom of post. 

The suspect in Charlie Kirk's assassination is in custody.  The New York Post reported:

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A Different Take on Chicken and Dressing

Sunday dinner is a treasured tradition.  ZeroBear PolyBear provided a recipe in downloadable format for such an occasion.  Check out his post for some good ole comfort food: Chicken and dressing.  Enjoy. 

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Thursday, September 11, 2025

Chief Wade Lands on His Feet

 Former JPD Chief Joseph Wade had a new job. 

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Can the Kids Read?

 The kids are not all right as their reading scores continues to fall.  The New York Times reported: 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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