Thursday, April 23, 2026

Potheads Rejoice! Feds Move Marijuana to Schedule III

 The Justice Department issued the following statement yesterday. 

In accordance with President Trump’s December 18, 2025, Executive Order on Increasing Medical Marijuana and Cannabidiol Research, the Justice Department and the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) today announced the issuance of an order immediately placing both FDA-approved products containing marijuana and marijuana products regulated by a state medical marijuana license in Schedule III of the Controlled Substances Act, as well as the initiation of an expedited administrative hearing process to consider the broader rescheduling of marijuana from Schedule I to Schedule III. The new hearing, beginning June 29, 2026, will provide a timely and legally compliant pathway to evaluate broader changes to marijuana’s status under federal law. Together, these actions provide immediate and long-term clarity to researchers, patients, and providers alike while still maintaining strict federal controls against illicit drug trafficking.

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche is placing both FDA-approved drug products containing marijuana, and medicinal marijuana products subject to a qualifying state-issued license in Schedule III under his authority to reschedule drugs to carry out the United States’ obligations under the Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs. This action recognizes the longstanding regulation of medical marijuana by state governments and the need for a common-sense approach to this reality.

“The Department of Justice is delivering on President Trump’s promise to expand Americans’ access to medical treatment options,” said Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. “This rescheduling action allows for research on the safety and efficacy of this substance, ultimately providing patients with better care and doctors with more reliable information.”

“Under the direction of President Trump and Acting Attorney General Blanche, DEA is expeditiously moving forward with the administrative hearing process — bringing consistency and oversight to an area that has lacked both,” said DEA Administrator Terry Cole.  “Our men and women in law enforcement remain committed to fighting drug cartels, the fentanyl epidemic, and protecting American lives.”

Separately, the Department announced procedural updates to expedite the ongoing rulemaking process required to fully remove marijuana from Schedule I and place it into Schedule III under the Controlled Substances Act.

Under the prior administration, a notice of proposed rulemaking was published in the Federal Register on May 21, 2024, followed by a notice of hearing on August 29, 2024. Upon further review, the DEA is withdrawing the prior notice of hearing and terminating those proceedings in order to move more efficiently toward the completion of marijuana’s complete redesignation. This action will accelerate the administrative process, include firm deadlines, and allow DEA to proceed in the most expeditious manner consistent with federal law.

DEA will hold a new administrative hearing beginning June 29, 2026, regarding the proposed rescheduling of marijuana. A new notice of hearing is being published in the Federal Register to govern these proceedings and facilitate a timely resolution of the rulemaking.

Today’s order is reflective of the Department of Justice’s continued dedication to common-sense policies and the prioritization of the safety and well-being of all Americans.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trump is not even slightly a conservative and it makes me want to throw up that I voted for him. We need the Rupert Lowe "Restore" party here in the US. There simply is no other way.

Anonymous said...

Such an obvious move that even a dumbass like Trump figured it out.

Anonymous said...

He’s a Trumpian, just like he was when you voted for him. Would you vote for Kamala today or would you make the same choice again?

Anonymous said...

"Schedule III" drugs still require a prescription.

Anonymous said...

Voted for him three times but he has worn me out with the constant drama . Tomorrow it'll be something else .

Anonymous said...

Well dipstick at 11:03, there is always f'n Canada looking for people like you!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That’s totally righteous man.

Anonymous said...

Great.. As if it isn't stinky enough already... :(

Anonymous said...

Every one of you MAGAtards please line up for your “Fell For It Again” awards!

This new revision of the award comes in the shape of a TACO!

Anonymous said...

If you thought Trump landed squarely on one side or the other of a political spectrum you simply were not paying attention.

Anonymous said...

Precisely, 11:32. And now, there'll be no state we can move to, to get away from it.

Anonymous said...

Patiently waiting for the SPLC post!

Anonymous said...

Which ever one of you idiots ask about voting for Kamala, I would vote for one your crackheads or that idiot ass Kenny Stokes before I would vote for that grifter Kamala.

Anonymous said...

Going very strongly for the youth vote. BIGLY!

Anonymous said...

Rising Use & Addiction: Legalization has led to a significant increase in daily and near-daily marijuana use. Reports indicate that marijuana addiction and dependence are higher than initially projected, causing increased health problems.
Safety and Traffic Accidents: There is evidence of a significant increase in traffic fatalities associated with the higher availability of legal cannabis. Research in Colorado, Alaska, and Oregon showed higher rates of marijuana-related traffic fatalities, ER visits, and hospitalizations.
High Potency Products: Modern marijuana, often reaching over 60% THC, is much stronger than what was available in the past, leading to higher rates of mental health issues like psychosis and paranoia.
Economic Disappointment: While legal weed was expected to bring in massive tax revenue, some critics argue the "social costs"—such as emergency care and traffic accidents—outweigh the tax gains.
Environmental & Social Impact: The growth of the "Big Marijuana" industry has led to commercial burglaries and negative environmental effects.
Just what sane people knew would happen. Dopes love their dope or booze or other addictions. We pay the price. The American Way. And yes the stink everywhere and every user getting dumber.
Just what we need. China laughs..

Anonymous said...

Good grief @ 11:03! Was Hitler conservative enough for you?

Anonymous said...

Me too.


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