Wednesday, December 3, 2025

The REST of the Story: Kiffin Edition

Former Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin claimed Ole Miss fans tried to run him off the road as he and his son went to the airport Sunday to depart for his new job at LSU.  However, as Paul Harvey would say, there is a Rest of the story.  

Coach Kiffin said during a press conference at LSU Monday "You're with your son and your driving, and you got to call a cop that you know so they'll help you, cause you personally know him because you are leaving the state, and you got to call him because you are driving your son and you have to turn around. People are like screaming at you, trying to run you off the road. You don't know what they are going to do." 

Department of Public Safety Commissioner Sean Tindall disputed Coach Kiffin's account.  He told this correspondent a MHP Trooper escorted Coach Kiffin for most of his route to the airport.  He drove an unmarked vehicle while Coach Kiffin followed.  The vehicle did not have a dash cam. The Commissioner said the ride was uneventful.  In other words, nothing happened.  

JJ attempted to contact Oxford police and left a message. 



Indeed, Commissioner Tindall had something to say about the whole brouhaha on social media yesterday.  


24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sigh, GenXer trying to be funny but cringy af

Anonymous said...

This is high drama for sure. I'm sitting on the edge of my seat awaiting additional breaking news.

Al Davis said...

"I think he conned me like he conned all you people"

Anonymous said...

If you treat people badly, belittle and betray them, it will all come back to you.

Anonymous said...

Tindell beats Fitch in 2027 race for AG.

Anonymous said...

Once a snake, always a snake.

Anonymous said...

He carries the mark of the Chump. Look forward to watching this decision become hell on earf for Ole Lane. Hahahahahahahaha !!!

Anonymous said...

Kiffin will LIE-

Anonymous said...

Trying to act like a social media personality and produce sketch comedy is unprofessional and unbecoming of a state official.

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss and Lane were perfect for each other, so sad they got divorced.

Anonymous said...

It's interesting how the Sharks tolerated his antics for the past six years, but now they see it as a problem. They enjoyed his exaggerated stories about the jersey theft and the fight, yet now he's being labeled a world-class liar. It’s also quite amusing that all these transgressions are surfacing at this moment. They were aware of this behavior but decided to cover it up.

Anonymous said...

For someone who claims to be a few years sober, I’d imagine head coach at LSU would be about as healthy as Britney Spears’s last residency in Las Vegas.

Anonymous said...

11:19, the only past transgressions I’ve been reading about started
last weekend.

So what are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

You gotta admit it. That autistic SOB does keep it interesting~!!

Anonymous said...

Leg Humpers like you are thrilled that Lane is gone cause they tired of that annual ass whoopin'.

Anonymous said...

@12:18 Correct, but that doesn't change just bc LK is gone. Another BTA whipping awaits in Oxford next November.

Anonymous said...

On the brighter side, Kiffin did not qualify for PERS. But isn’t it ironic that he gets nothing from PERS, but the Goon Squad will get theirs.

Anonymous said...

Well at least Ole Miss and State will both suck again.

Anonymous said...

He’s gonna be drunker than that liquor store raccoon by tomorrow night. Ah gah roan tee as Justin Wilson used to say.

Anonymous said...

Doubt he opted for PERS.

Anonymous said...

And you people gonna believe a Tate appointee who dyes his hair black and visits every county just to say he did?

Regarding PERS: If Kiffin was not vested, he will get back every dime he paid into the system. Fact.

Anonymous said...

11:55 The question has been answered concerning Ulysses Bentley's lack of playing time last year.

Anonymous said...

Run off the road b/s has about the same credibility as his 'stealing the jersey' crap. But, its from Lane - who promises everything and as long as its beneficial to him, he will attempt to produce. But, just like DJT, once it doesn't benefit him - turn out the lights on whoever or whatever else is involved.

Anonymous said...

The "stealing the jersey" shite was repeated ad nauseum on air. Absolutely trash reporting and anyone who aired that without any evidence other than the word of Joey Freshwater should be blackballed from "journalism". And I include ESPN spokesmodels in that. Straight trash.


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