Tuesday, November 4, 2025

Skulls & Flamethrowers

 The Reservoir Road Rager (allegedly) will remain in jail after Rankin County Court Judge David Morrow denied him bond at his initial appearance this morning. 

Walter Ainsworth at initial appearance

Reservoir police charged Walter Ainsworth with aggravated assault and drive-by shooting.  A police affidavit charges: 

 It was determined that the incident began as a road rage incident on Grants Ferry Road. She stated that when she stopped at the redlight on Spillway Road at the Old Fannin Road and Northshore Parkway intersection she saw the White Toyota pickup truck approach her driver side and when she turned, she saw a White Male in a ball cap, hoodie with a possible ""salt and pepper"" beard, but did have facial hair pointing a black handgun toward her. Ms. Trotter stated she ducked down behind her door when the suspect fired a single shot into her vehicle. She stated she then speed off to the Reservoir Police Department where she then dialed 911.

 

  

Ainsworth faces a maximum sentence of thirty years in prison.  He was initially denied bond when arrested in Madison.  

Judge Morrow refused to set bail for Ainsworth at his initial appearance today. The judge called him a possible danger to the community after some rather interesting facts were disclosed during the defendant's initial appearance this morning.  

The Court took note of some items found in Ainsworth's vehicle upon arrest: a bulletproof vest,  two gas masks, a pair of brass knuckles, a baton, handcuffs, and a flamethrower.  "Also, for what it's worth," continued Judge Morrow, "they found a human skull and they also found a lower jawbone of a human skull."  Judge Morrow said the human remains may not be illegal to have but their source is being investigated.  

Judge Morrow  justified the denial, stating "these issues you had in your vehicle and the allegations of firing into a motor vehicle that's moving causes me great concern and I think it's by the grace of God XXXXXX was not killed or you'd be here on a murder charge." 

 

Don't start the revolution without me!

Rankin County Assistant District Attorney Ryan Berry said he was going to file a motion to deny bond for Ainsworth as he called him a "special danger to the community."  The public defender requested an evaluation by Region 8.   Judge Morrow told the defendant someone from Region 8 will come visit him.  

Judge Morrow ruled he would not consider setting bail until the Court held a hearing on the District Attorney's motion.  

No family or friends of Ainsworth appeared in the audience.   The case will be presented to the grand jury.  


 

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bet Aimsworth wishes he was up in DeSoto County Court

Anonymous said...

Holy shat lock em up

Anonymous said...

I don't think this guy could even be saved by the Hinds County Justice System.

Anonymous said...

Wait, what! What was this guy really up to?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like this guy swallowed the black pill.

Anonymous said...

Yikes!

Anonymous said...

a stinking rankin county methhead wannabe bad ass.
the reservoir rankin area is full of these types.

Anonymous said...

@2:22, every highway in Mississippi is full of these types. And the areas that pass for “urban” in Mississippi are full of a very similar type. These people have hair-trigger tempers, so if you antagonize someone on the road (not saying that’s what happened here, but we all know it happens on the roads every minute of every day), you do it at your peril. Stay safe out there.

Anonymous said...

He can join Todd Mardis at Parchman.

Anonymous said...

What a dumb azz

Anonymous said...

This thing sounds very methed up!


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