Friday, July 25, 2025

Idiots of the Day

 Some people think they own everything.  

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Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!

A man convicted and sentenced to three counts of rape in March was free to rape again and rape again he did (allegedly).  

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Slugging It Out in Madison County

 While Madison and Gluckstadt slug it out over the annexation of an area between the two cities, Madison asked the Mississippi Supreme Court to allow it to provide municipal services to the disputed area until the Court rules on the matter.  

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MCPP: 10 Best Things About Mississippi

Speaking to my friends at Smith County Republicans the other day, someone asked me what I most loved about moving to Mississippi from London.

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Freedom! Well, Sort of

Hattiesburg Attorney Corey Ferraez walked out of jail yesterday and straight to house arrest. 

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Deputy Injured in Wreck While Responding to Burglary

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Bacon-Wrapped Cheese-Stuffed JalapeƱos

 The ZeroBear may be away but he is still with us in spirit.  This post is in honor of his recipes and all the stories he told.  

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Thursday, July 24, 2025

J.A. Hits the Transfer Jackpot

Robert Wilson of the Mississippi Scoreboard reported Jackson Academy got quite the transfer haul for its football team: 

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Speaking with the Speakah

Empower Mississippi's Grant Callen sits down with former Mississippi House Speaker Philip Gunn to trace his journey from Clinton’s small-town roots to state leadership. Gunn shares how a personal tragedy at Ole Miss Law upended his life, yet God’s faithfulness sustained him, strengthened his faith, and taught him resilience. From his 2003 House race to winning the Speaker’s gavel, he reveals lessons from the political trenches. They dive into his proudest wins: helping overturn Roe v. Wade, driving education reform, and changing Mississippi’s flag. Is a 2027 gubernatorial run next? Tune in for his answer and a vision for a thriving Mississippi where everyone can rise

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$5 for a Kodak Moment

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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The Corey Chronicles: Ferraez Released to House Arrest

 Hattiesburg attorney Corey Ferraez will get to sleep in his own bed tonight after Perry County Chancellor Sheila Smallwood released him from house arrest today.  


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The Hulkster is No More

 Hulk Hogan died of a heart attack today.  He was 71 years-old.   He lived a full life and probably had more fun than we all should be allowed to have. Hard to believe we lost Ozzy and the Hulkster in the same week. Meanwhile, Keith Richards rocks on.   

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Live from Jackson

 There he was just a walking down the street.....

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Why is Vitalcore Vitally Important to Burl Cain?

 A whistleblower told of troubles at the Mississippi Department of Corrections.  Barksdale Today reported: 

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Bedwetter Alert

 It's the Frenchies.  What else do you expect?  The Wall Street Journal reported:

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Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Man of the Trash

 JPD issued the following statement and mug shots. 

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The Corey Chronicles: It's Official

 It appears the prosecution of incarcerated attorney Corey Ferraez will proceed.  

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The Jambalaya Podcast: Attacking the Attack

The New Republic recently published an article on JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin.  Actually, a hit piece is a more apt description as shown by this rather misleading headline: 

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Shots Fired on I-220 in Broad Daylight

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Wingate Wants More

U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate is bound and determined to find out what happened to the Siemens settlement funds as he subpoenaed more records yesterday. 

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Robert St. John: Lessons Between Courses

My wife’s off on a girls’ trip, and my son happened to have two days off work. That was all the excuse I needed. I booked a flight, packed a bag, and headed north. A couple of days in Chicago with him? That’s time I’ll always take.

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Live From Downtown

 What could possibly happen on a late weeknight in Jackson? 

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Sid Salter: Jefferson's Gunboats, Nixons Inflation-Fighting Created Trump's $9 Billion Rescissions

Much of the legitimate news commentary and almost all of the social media missives praising or damning last week’s congressional approval of President Donald Trump’s $9 billion rescission package at least inferred that Trump was engaging in unprecedented actions and expanding presidential powers in a nefarious manner.

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Tuesday, July 22, 2025

Help Catch These Dumpers

JPD released the following video and statement.  

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Those Wonderful People Out There in the Dark

 A true Hollywood classic will appear at the bijou next month.  A faded movie star, a jaded boyfriend, and a sensational murder all make for Sunset Boulevard.   

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He Will Bark at the Moon No More

 The Prince of Darkness is no more.  Ozzy Osbourne passed away today.  Suffering from Parkinson's disease, Mr. Osbourne met his maker today surrounded by family.   To say he had a storied career is an understatement as he redefined what it was to be a "frontman" for a band.  He performed what was truly his farewell concert last week.  Retirement is not meant for some people.  

Thanks for the music, Ozzy, thanks for the music.   Some of his work is posted below.  

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"Extreme Danger to Female Citizens of Jackson"

 It appears Rayden Smith will be sitting in jail for a while after he allegedly tried to kidnap and rape a woman on July 18.  

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The Politics of Flood Control

Pearl Mayor Jake Winham appeared on The Jambalaya with the Kingfish podcast to discuss the One Lake flood control plan.  Mr. Windham is the Chairman of the Pearl River Valley Drainage and Flood Control District (Levee Board).  Hizzoner discusses the latest hurdles thrown up by the U.S Army Corps of Engineers.  He also gives a brief update on Pearl at the end of the podcast.  

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Collier Collared

 Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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The Ballad of Rudy: Then & Now

 It's a long way from partying with Hef in 2009: 

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Monday, July 21, 2025

Funny of the Day: Oldie but Goodie

 You can't make this up.  Three years later and this video is still funny. 

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Shad Stands up for Teachers, MDE Fires Back

 State Bean Counter Shadrack White issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Some people should forfeit their right to have pets.  Exhibit A: 

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A Dream or...... a Nightmare?

 What if time travel came to the SEC? 

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The Corey Chronicles: The Lawsuits Pile Up

 Yet another client accused Hattiesburg attorney Corey Ferraez of embezzling part of a settlement as another lawsuit was filed against the lawyer last week.   

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Unicorn Grows at UMMC

 Patrice Guilfoyle authored the following press release for the University of Mississippi Medical Center.  

Xavier Person is a budding researcher, a promising medical student and a man with a plan.

He’s earning a PhD at the same time he’s tackling his MD, one of five new students in the UMMC School of Graduate Studies in the Health Sciences’ (SGSHS) largest MD-PhD entering class since that dual degree program debuted in 2002 with just two students.

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Sunday, July 20, 2025

Death on Gallatin Street

The Jackson Police Department issued the following statement .



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Idiots of the Day

Some anti-ICE protestors found blocking the bridge at the Kentucky-Ohio state line was not a good idea.

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A Divine Wardrobe

Once upon a time, a person would take off his clothes and put on new ones before baptism.  Doing so symbolized a shedding of the old, corrupt soul, a molting if you will, a transformation.   Gone would be the ways of lust and anger as one seeks peace.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached on what it means to wear a divine wardrobe in the 1997 sermon posted below.  

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Bill Crawford: Is Trump's Will the Will of the People?

The U.S. Constitution was our founding fathers’ best effort to create a system where the “will of the people” could prevail. They established a congress of representatives of the people to provide that will. Of course, that only yielded the will of the congressional majority not of all people. Still, that was greatly preferred over the will of a monarch or ambitious president.

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Saturday, July 19, 2025

Flashback: An American Hero

 Fred Haynes might be gone but he should not be forgotten.  Son of a slave, World War I veteran, longtime Hinds County Sheriff and Mississippi Valley Title employee, he lived quite a life.  He passed away in 1992.  I discovered his story while digging through the newspaper archives.  Enjoy reading about him.  


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It's Always About the Money

 Some are mad about the cancellation of The Late Show with host Stephen Colbert, blaming President Trump for the ax.  However, there is a much simpler reason.  The show was losing money and a great deal of it.  The Wall Street Journal reported: 

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D.L. Gardner: One Year and Waiting

One year ago today we were eating breakfast at the Starkville CafƩ. John came over to talk about politics. He asked what I planned to write that week.

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Friday, July 18, 2025

The Corey Chronicles: Corey Fights Back

 Apparently Corey Ferraez, Esq. finds jail life disagreeable.  The attorney filed a notice of appeal today. 

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ICE, ICE, Baby!

 ICE raided a local Mexican restaurant yesterday.  WLBT reported: 

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Jailed!

 The mugshot says it all. 

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MCPP: Mississippi's Momentum: Economic Reforms Drive Growth

Mississippi is shedding its image as an economic laggard. Over the past five years, the state’s economic output has grown more than it did over the previous fifteen years combined.

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The Corey Chronicles: The Wheels of Justice Finally Turn

"He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct." General Corman in Apocalypse Now. 

Attorney Corey Ferraez's long vacation from prosecution may finally be over.   

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Dunkable Cinnamon Rolls

 The Zerobear is still on hiatus so in his honor, enjoy this recipe for some good ole drinkable cimmamin rolls. 

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Thursday, July 17, 2025

The Ballad of Rudy: Revoked! (Updated)

Update #2: Warnock currently resides at the Forrest County jail.*

Update #1: U.S. District Judge Kristi Johnson revoked Rudy Warnock's bond this afternoon after he tried to commit suicide yesterday. 

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Gluckstadt Wants a Rematch

The city of Gluckstadt won't take no for an answer.  

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The Ballad of Rudy: Feds Want to Revoke Bond

 The Justice Department moved to revoke Rudy Warnock's bond today.  The motion states: 

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Please Support Jackson Jambalaya

 It's that time of year again so please support your favorite Jackson website.  Your support makes this website possible and it would not have made it this far without you. JJ led the way in reporting on the Jackson water crisis and covered stories the media would not touch, right.  However, the need for your support remains as strong as ever. 

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The Corey Chronicles: More Drama

Our favorite jailhouse attorney, Corey Ferraez, faces more problems in the courtroom after yet another client accused him of embezzling, er, make that improperly withholding her settlement funds.    

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The Thickening

 Remember that alienation of affection lawsuit involving a State Senator?  The plot just thickened.  

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Wednesday, July 16, 2025

The Ballad of Rudy Turns Tragic

 Rudy Warnock attempted to commit suicide after a jury convicted him on multiple counts of public corruption.  

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Jackson Restaurants Caught Mislabeling Shrimp

SeaD Consulting tested shrimp served at Jackson-area restaurants and found some of them wanting. The company issued the following statement.

In the heart of Mississippi, far from coastal docks but deeply tied to Gulf seafood culture, a new investigation has uncovered what appears to be widespread deception in seafood sourcing. Genetic testing of shrimp dishes served in a substantial percentage of Jackson-area restaurants shows that a large majority of establishments are confusing consumers by serving imported shrimp presented as domestic wild-caught.Company website.

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Guilty!

 The jury convicted Rudy Warnock on all counts. 

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Deal of the Day: The 17 Days of Shell

 You're seeing the sights in that big city when a buddy of yours says "Hey, I'm in town, meet me over at Niemen Marcus."  As you need some nice shoes, you happily oblige.  Unfortunately, the store has nothing you like, even in the $2,000 range.  Your pal says "Damn, I'm sorry.  I'll just get you a pair from the Allen Edmonds Shell Cordovan trunk show. " 

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Whooping Cough Rises in Mississippi

 The Mississippi Department of Health issued the following statement.  

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The Corey Chronicles: Practicing Law on the Run

 Corey Ferraez was a wanted man for nearly a month after a Perry County Chancellor ordered his arrest on June 19.  Despite being on the lam, the Hattiesburg attorney still managed to practice law despite covid, addiction, kidney stones, and depression.  Check this out: 

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Robert St. John: What Pancakes Know

 Some things in life are constant. For some people it’s a favorite hymn or a favorite breed in a family dog. For me, it’s music, football, Mississippi—and pancakes.

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Locking Them Up

 It was indeed a busy day in Jackson Municipal Court today as Judge Jeffrey Reynolds locked up thug after thug.   

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Sid Salter: Texas Disaster Stirs Memories of Dangers Mississippians Face From Flooding

Mississippians are generally a generous and empathetic people. We sincerely feel the pain of others struggling to deal with the suffering of natural disasters and communities that are ravaged by wind, water and unrelenting storms.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Flashback: A Much-Deserved Hanging

L.E. Ford would "fight a circular saw at the slightest provocation," as the Clarion-Ledger put it back in 1893 when it reported his hanging in a rather colorful story.   To call him a sumbtich is an insult to sumbtiches everywhere.  The current crop of street thugs had nothing on this guy.  

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Caught!

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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UMC Invests in Jackson

 The University of Mississippi Medical Center sent the following letter written by Vice-Chancellor Dr. Louanne Woodward. 

Recently, I have seen statements in some media that insinuate the University of Mississippi Medical Center is leaving Jackson. It’s true that we are creating more opportunities for all Mississippians to access our care outside the state capital, but leaving Jackson? Nothing could be further from the truth. We are growing and expanding BOTH in Jackson and across the state.   

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What Will Wingate Do?

 U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate is considering a proposed rate increase submitted by JXN Water.  WLBT reported: 

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Respect the Wood, as in Judge Smallwood

 Attorney Corey Ferraez spent the night in jail after Perry County Chancellor Sheila Smallwood took him to the woodshed yesterday in Chancery Court.  

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Closing Soon

 If you plan on using Highway 43 to cross the upper lake to get to Tommy's Trading Post this summer, you're out of luck.  MDOT issued the following notice: 

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Monday, July 14, 2025

Nature's Power

 Ever seen a fire tornado? 

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More Arrests Made in Brookhollow Firefight

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Attorney Incarcerated!

or The Case of the Missing $195, 168

Hattiesburg attorney Corey Ferraez is in jail.  

Corey Ferraez, Esq. 

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Classy!

 Something you don't see in movies anymore.  

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Corey Ferraez's Client Goes A Beggin'

 Sylvia Weatherford is begging a Perry County Chancellor for relief after her attorney, Corey Ferraez disappeared.  

Corey Ferraez, Esq. (for now) Credit: WLBT

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The Return of the King?

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaack.  Remember, he is here to fight for you!

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Sunday, July 13, 2025

Prison Approaches for Ex-MBI Officer

 Former MBI Officer John Winstead will  soon serve a 22-month prison sentence for beating a suspect in handcuffs.  Winstead pleaded guilty a year ago to after pleading guilty to deprivation of civil rights under color of law.  

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A.G. Gets Over $6 Million in Opioid Settlement

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 

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Be Your Own Friend

"It's hard to be a friend to ourselves, isn't it? It's really hard to do that.  I have trouble with that and I know better but I just have trouble with inferiority feelings.  I think many of us do.  I heard about a psychiatrist who told his receptionist "now when there's a lot of people in the waiting room, send the paranoids in first, those with inferiority complexes don't mind waiting," preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard in the 1997 video posted below.  He discussed how hard it is to be your own friend as most of us know are own flaws all too well.  Fortunately, he provided an answer.   

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Bill Crawford: Can State Leaders Rise Above Festering Conflict?

Have the fuss and factionalism that plagued this year’s legislative session gone away? No, they appear to fester.  

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Saturday, July 12, 2025

JPD Makes Drug Bust

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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The Ballad of Rudy: Fire Away

 Two former CMU employees claimed they were fired because they would not talk to then-CMU engineer Rudy Warnock.  WLBT reported yesterday: 

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Mules and Empires

 Season 3 of Foundation started on Apple TV last night.   Although the show is a loose adaptation of the Isaac Asimov series (and that's putting it mildly), it is probably the best sci-fi show on tv right now. Check out the trailer below. 

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Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!

 Although the firefight that took place in the Brookhollow neighborhood Thursday horrified many, a Jackson Municipal Court Judge seemed unaffected by it all.  

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D.L. Gardner: God Richly Blessed America TAW

I was reading one of my favorite daily writers, Jeff Childers, author of “Coffee & Covid” a Substack publication. Childers’ Monday June 30 article, “GIFTS AND GRIFTS” included the answer to a question I’ve been asking during the Trump era. “How does Trump do it?”

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Friday, July 11, 2025

Flood Control District Challenges Corps' One-Lake Study

The Rankin-Hinds Pearl River Flood & Drainage Control District  issued the following statement. 

The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers recently released its updated final draft Environmental Impact Statement on the flood control solution that the Capitol region has been waiting on for 45 years. The Rankin Hinds Pearl River Flood and Drainage Control District, the local body responsible for maintaining the levee system and the local sponsor of this project, calls into question the cost estimates developed by the Corps in the most recent report.

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One Proud Mama

 Somebody's mom is proud of her boy even after he terrorized the Brookhollow neighborhood in a firefight yesterday . 

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Live From Thalia Mara Hall

Thalia Mara Hall's Interim Manager Judson Vance  is quite the metalhead as well as an accomplished pianist.  Boasting, nearly 50,000 subscribers on his Youtube channel, Great Measures, Vance dissects metal songs on what else but that lovely Steinway piano at Thalia Mara Hall.  

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MCPP: A Game-Changer for School Choice in Mississippi

 Some groundbreaking news for Mississippi!  With the passage of the One Big Beautiful
Bill, a federal tax credit is due to transform the school choice landscape in our state.
This new tax credit enables individual donors to fund scholarships for local Mississippi
families, who will now be able to select the schools that best suit their children. 

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St. Paddy's Shooter Arrested

 The Capitol Police issue the following statement .

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The Ballad of Rudy: Those Boots Were Made for Bribin'

 Fireworks continued at the trial of Rudy Warnock and Cleve Anderson yesterday in federal court as prosecutors said the former CMU engineer spent over $160,000 to bribe Canton Ealdormen and CMU officials.  WLBT's Anthony Warren reported: 

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Thursday, July 10, 2025

Shootout!

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Empowering Students

A relatively new trend in public education are industry-specific schools.  Dr. Keri Ingraham discusses their success in helping students and businesses on the Empower Mississippi podcast with host Grant Callen.  Dr. Ingraham explains why these specialized schools are a timely solution to align education with labor market demands, offering students industry-recognized credentials and hands-on training at schools such as West Michigan Aviation Academy.  

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What's $100 Million When No One is Counting?

 The Siemens settlement was apparently used to settle everything but the Siemens debt - all $90 million of bonds plus $102 million in interest.  

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The Ballad of Rudy: More Partying

 Update: They squabbled over whether the prosecution could introduce evidence concerning boots Warnock allegedly purchased for Espy.  The prosecution won.  

Who knew CMU was just one big party?  WLBT's Anthony Warren is covering the public corruption trials of Rudy Warnock and Cleveland Anderson.  Warren reported last night: 

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Wednesday, July 9, 2025

Wingate Wants Answers

Where did the Siemens settlement funds go? Tis the question U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate wants answered and wants it answered now. 

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Man Convicted of Killing Wife

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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Horhn Speaks: "Those Handcuffs are Off"

 JPD as well as the citizens of Jackson got some much welcome news at the meeting of the Jackson City Council yesterday. 

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Brotherly Love in Philly

There were indeed fireworks in Philadelphia earlier this week. 

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Robert St. John: The Sandwich Principle

Sometimes I catch flak from my daughter. My wife gives me a hard time, too. They say I overshare on social media—pictures of sandwiches, sentimental nonsense, folksy food memories no one asked for. And I do. But they keep reading. They keep watching.

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Canton Corruption: We Like Our Bribes

The seamy side of Canton politics is on full display this week in Rudy Warnock's federal trial downtown.  WLBT's Antonius Warren reported:  

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Sid Salter: Modest Gas Tax Hike a Good First Step to Modernizing Roads & Bridges

 High on a bluff overlooking the Mississippi River in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, is a curious edifice, the Old State Capitol (formally, after the 1994 restoration, the Louisiana Museum of Political History) is a Gothic architectural wonder built to resemble a castle.

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Tuesday, July 8, 2025

All Good Things Come to an End

 All good things come to an end, even in New Orleans.  The Palace Cafe announced on social media yesterday: 

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AMR Goes Hi-Tech

American Medical Response (AMR) issued the following statement. 

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Failing Upward in Madison County

 If at first you fail, fail, fail again in Madison County. Such is the case after the Madison County Board of Supervisors gave a raise to Comptroller Na'son White yesterday.   

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Idiot of the Day

 Some people just don't know when to stop, even on the golf course.  

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Candidate for Parks & Rec Series Reboot?

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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The Ballad of Rudy: It's Showtime!

 The orchestra is warmed up, the lights are dimmed, it's time to dance.   

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Monday, July 7, 2025

Woman Charged in Boyfriend's Murder

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Dog Days of Summer

 How hot is it outside? 

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Special Election Set for Mayor Horhn's Senate Seat

 First Consul Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Bigger Pie Forum: The Publisher v. the CEO

Picture a cage match: The Publisher of the NorthSide Sun versus the CEO of Entergy Mississippi. No holds barred. Odds favor the CEO. My money’s on the underdog Publisher (think Charles Bronson in Hard Times). Last week’s NorthSide Sun reported the face-off in dueling editorials: “Tell it like it is and go for the gut” versus “spin it for the public and rope-a- dope.”

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Catch & Release! Squawk!

Update (9:30 PM): JPD issued the following statement: 

 Upon conferring with the Hinds County DA’s office, the charges on Cameron Russell, Justin Taylor were changed to Accessory After the Fact. Russell was given a $30K bond, Daniel Taylor received a $25K bond and Justin Taylor was given a $30K bond. Jaquavion Clark was denied bond. 

Clark was charged a year ago with possession of a handgun by a minor but was not indicted.   

 JPD arrested four men in the Cooper Road murder that took place Independence Day. 

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Bedwetter Alert!

 It seems some people just can't take a joke.  The two knuckleheads over at WYAB posted this photo on the morning of July 1, Mayor John Horhn's first day in office.  

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Ouch!

It appears things didn't go too well for a resident of the Raymond Detention Center. 

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Sunday, July 6, 2025

Nature's Fury!!!

 Check out the deadly rise of the Guadalupe River.  

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Double Homicide on Wilmington

The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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A Barrel of Molasses

As famously shown in Citizen Kane, William Randolph Hearst had a mania for collecting art.  Covetous man he was, he coveted several masterpieces of art and sent his agents to scour the world for them.  They were unsuccessful in their mission for a rather unusual reason. They told the media tycoon they were stored in his warehouse.  He already had them and didn't even know it.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard told this story as he discussed how we have the tools such as the Bible and prayer to help us in life but act as though they don't even exist.  Enjoy the 1997 sermon posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: Speaker Touts "Education Freedom" to get Vouchers Passed

“The House remains resolute in its pursuit of commonsense, conservative legislation which is why you will see Education Freedom as the top priority in the House for the 2026 Legislative Session,” Speaker Jason White said as he announced appointments to a new Education Freedom Select Committee.

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Saturday, July 5, 2025

Open for Business? Um, Not Exactly

 Amid a wave of self-praise, the Lumumba administration announced the grand re-opening of Thalia Mara Hall Monday.  

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D.L. Gardner: Is the Tide Turning Yet?

On June 22, President Trump launched “Operation Midnight Hammer” that severely affected Iran’s ability to produce a nuclear bomb. The operation used more than 125 aircraft including the main strike force of seven B-2 Spirit Bombers supported by fourth and fifth generation fighters and dozens of air refueling tankers. Each of the seven bombers carried two GBU 57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP) weapons.

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JPD Reports Two Homicides

 JPD issued the following statements. 

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Friday, July 4, 2025

Happy Independence Day!

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"Habitual Cruel and Inhuman Treatment"

 JJ generally does not post divorce orders.  However, there is one in Rankin County deserving mention.  Special Chancellor Patricia Wise granted a divorce to the husband of Carly Gregg's attorney on grounds of habitual cruel and inhuman treatment.  

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Idiot of the Day

Trying to bribe a police officer is never a good idea.  Exhibit A: Hollie Peden of Rankin County.  

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Horhn Rolls Out His Team

Newly-inaugurated Jackson Mayor John Horhn announced several appointments yesterday.  Read 'em and weep. 

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Croissant-Wrapped Shrimp

Although ZeroBear retired from his weekly gig here, it seems a shame to give up the weekly recipe.  Check out the recipe for  Croissant-Wrapped Shrimp posted below.  

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Thursday, July 3, 2025

Fight the Blight!

So much for leaving things better than you found it. Check out how the Lumumba crowd left the Hood and Porter buildings when they scurried away.

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Celebrate Independence Day ON Independence Day

 Clinton does it right as the city celebrates Independence Day on Independence Day, not July 3 or June 28.  Check out the festivities posted below. 

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One More Hat Goes in the Ring

 Shuwaski Young issued the following statement. 

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Progress!

 You better take extra care of that rental car or else you might get dinged for a few hundred - or thousand - dollars.   The New York Post reported: 

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Shad Busts A Few

 State Auditor Shadrack White announced several successful prosecutions this week. 

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Meet the Mayor

Jackson Mayor John Horhn is holding a public "meet & greet' this morning.  

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Wednesday, July 2, 2025

The Return of the Adults

 It appears the adults are back in charge at Jackson City Hall.  Pieter Teeuwissen will serve as Chief Administrative Officer for Mayor John Horhn.  

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Realtor Sexually Assaulted at Open House

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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"Our City is in a Bad Place Right Now"

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn minced no words in his inaugural address yesterday as he spelled out the state of the city while offering hope to its beleaguered residents.  JJ knows you don't have all day to watch a twenty minute speech so it took the courtesy of clipping out a few minutes and posting it below.  Watch as the Mayor gives some unvarnished truth.  

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Robert St. John: A Roast Beef Po-Boy & a Curtain Call

We landed in New Orleans on Sunday, which isn’t when most people arrive in New Orleans unless they’ve made a mistake. It had been a quick trip to New York. In and out. Just two days. The main reason was a play I didn’t want to miss—a revival of David Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross. Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, Bill Burr, and Michael McKean—men who seem like they should be at entirely different cocktail parties, but who worked surprisingly well together. It was sharp, fast, and funny in that dark, uncomfortable way Mamet always nails.

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It's a New Day at Walker's Drive In

 Walker's Drive In posted the following message on Facebook. 

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President Trump Goes Krugering

 United States President Donald Trump nominated James "Baxter" Kruger to be the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Mississippi yesterday.  The White House website states: 

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Sid Salter: John Robert Arnold: Scouts honor legendary civic servant, singer, & man of God

Mississippi U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith of Brookhaven is lending her time to an event on July 2 in Starkville that’s a fundraiser for the Scouting program in northeast Mississippi. At that event, she will receive an award noting her service to the youth in the program.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Get Ready to Go to 11

Stonehenge, black albums, and cucumbers are back as This is Spinal Tap returns to the big screen next week.  Yes, you get a chance to see one of the most influential movies yet again.  Get ready to smell the glove.  Showtimes are posted below. 

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Bye-Bye

Damn, that was  quick.  

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Meet Mayor John Horhn

 Watch Mayor John Horhn's inauguration live-streamed below, courtesy of WLBT. 

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PSA

 This public service announcement is brought to you by WTVA's Chelsae Simmons.  

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Feds Try to Keep Money in Lumumba Prosecution

 The Justice Department filed a bill of particulars this morning in U.S.A. v. Lumumba, Owens, and Banks

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Long May He Reign

 The city of Jackson announced today's inauguration schedule.  

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Seeing the Seafood

 The Mississippi Department of Agriculture & Commerce issued the following statement. 

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Freedom!

 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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