Friday, July 18, 2025

Jailed!

 The mugshot says it all. 




U.S. District Judge Kristi Johnson also ordered a psychiatric evaluation for Warnock. 





Kingfish note: For some reason, the order brought this to mind. 




19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sheesh...Talk about how the mighty have fallen.

Anonymous said...

And teflon Mike Espy skates once again

Anonymous said...

He won't be able to engineer his way out this time.

Anonymous said...

He has just created a vacuum to be filled by a different grifter.

Anonymous said...

I am going to miss the free bar drinks which always seemed to be around Rudy.

Anonymous said...

Where will Espy get his free boots in the future?

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of Saddam Hussein’s disheveled mugshot.

Anonymous said...

1:03 for the win. I was sitting here thinking to myself, "Where have I seen this mugshot before?"

Anonymous said...

My children are teenagers. One seems to think that working less is the way to succeed. This is a great model for me to illustrate. Really, just a few simple photos should do the trick. Right?

Anonymous said...

I guess this means he will not be buying free drinks in bars anytime soon.

Anonymous said...

Would love to see his pic after all of his Botox dissolves.

Anonymous said...

Man let’s lay off this guy. The horse is dead.

Anonymous said...

The bigger they are the harder they fall.

Anonymous said...

@ "My children are teenagers. One seems to think that working less is the way to succeed."

Well you're the one who's responsible for teaching them.

Anonymous said...

Nope. He still has a few laps left around the track. Flog that horse!!!

Anonymous said...

Was that meant as a pun? The truth is that Rudy has never been able to engineer anything. His engineering skills are basically nonexistent. He's always been a bull-sh*tter, a back-slapper, a politician, a lobbyist, a bagman, a schmoozer, a con-artist, and a snake oil salesman. He didn't get projects and then do legitimate engineering. Every project he engineered was f***ed up and had to be fixed by the contractor or some other engineer. But regardless of his incompetence as an engineer, the politicians kept giving him work. I wonder why?

Rudy was introduced to Madison County when he worked for Engineering Associates in Pearl. Carl Ray Furr and Joe Johnson got the county work and put Rudy (their employee) in charge of doing Madison County's work. Carl Ray Furr was Rudy's idol. After Rudy petted those supervisors (David Richardson, Bill Banks, Marc Sharpe, and others), they decided that Rudy should quit his job, open his own firm, and Madison County would be his first client. The rest, they say, is history.

Anonymous said...

Pride goes before a fall. Rudy had a lot of pride and now he has a big fall.

Anonymous said...

Don't know who the hell that is, but it ain't Rudy Warnock!

Anonymous said...

2:36, Interesting story. So he screwed the people who gave him his shot. I suppose the die was cast right there.

WooHoo Go Dawgs! . . . or is that kind of thing only appropriate when Ole Miss grads get their mugshots taken?


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