Friday, April 14, 2023

Dumbass of the Day

 Check out what is posted on the Mississippi Department of Public Safety's Facebook page. 

Capitol Police officers were involved in a pursuit with a vehicle starting on High Street near I-55 North and ended at the Mississippi Department of Public Safety Headquarters on Woodrow Wilson Avenue.
The driver, 20-year-old, Joshua Noble, has been arrested and charged with felony evasion and multiple traffic violations. A juvenile passenger was also in the vehicle and led officers on a brief foot pursuit before being apprehended nearby. He has also been arrested and charged. More charges are anticipated for both individuals and no injuries were reported.
Great work to these officers!







39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go read the comments on the SaveJXN Instagram page about this story. It will show you the culture problem in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Nice grille, douchbag.

Anonymous said...

Jokes on you! He’s already been released

Anonymous said...

No doubt that is a stolen car. Hopefully the owner has comprehensive insurance.

Anonymous said...

The Capitol Police force is the only thing going in this godforsaken place that gives me a single ray of hope.

Anonymous said...

About ten years ago they broke into that drivers license bureau and drug the ATM out into the front yard then beat it open with tools that they stole from the repair shop.

Anonymous said...

Did he fail his driving test?

Anonymous said...

He can still be hired for garbage pickup.

Anonymous said...

The only dumass is all you racists mfers

Anonymous said...

lol 7:44

Anonymous said...

@7:44 AM raises the race card - the only card in his deck.

Anonymous said...


What's the matter 7:44 truth hurt?????

Micah Gober said...

7:44 AM why is this racist. If you're going to call out people, at least put your real name behind it. This commit only makes you a troll.

Unknown said...

It is spelled dumbass, you dumbass.

Anonymous said...

April 15, 2023 at 7:44 AM
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

Anonymous said...

@6:23. Joke is really on you if you condone this type of behavior. You’ll be living in the post apocalyptic Jackson, searching for food and clean water while those of us that have moved on to better places are doing fine.

Anonymous said...

It be stolen. There is no way that this thug-in-training owns a beamer.

Anonymous said...

@7:44 AM - so you think it is a genius who leads police on a car chase and crashes in front of a Mississippi Highway Patrol office?

Anonymous said...

No, 7:44 is correct. Y’all make clear y’all are racist as can be. Then, when you get called out on it, you clutch your pearls, cry a little, then you seek comfort by turning on Tucker Carlson who will tell you that you aren’t racist because you use dog whistles like complaining about “the culture” (you have to look no further down than the very first comment for that one) as opposed to saying the quiet part out loud. It doesn’t take much time on this site to know that y’all bring up race, even when the story has nothing to do with it.

It’s like y’all heard every wrong and negative stereotype about Mississippi and are trying your damndest to prove those negative stereotypes right.

And 10:43, pride comes before the fall.

Anonymous said...

April 15, 2023 at 12:41 PM
At no point in your screed is there an explanation of this so called "racism".

Micah Gober said...

12:41 PM you would not know what a racist was if it came up and bit you in the rear end. You are just another troll that like to hear yourself complain.

Anonymous said...

Prolly his Mama's or Auntie's ride, no mention of stolen vehicle in story. Note that BMW door took a beating and remained in place. A lesser car would have crumpled into the driver. My BMW door saved me once when I was T-boned.

Kingfish said...

Used to have a bmw. When we replaced the window motor, there was a nice solid crossbar across the door panel, strictly a safety feature for wrecks such as yours. ;-).

Anonymous said...

The truth is not racist. It is a fact. Just because someone says something you do not like does not make it racist.

Anonymous said...

This fool had no idea where he was and never knew that Mississippi Department of Public Safety was the Highway Patrol Headquarters bldg.

This incident may save his life. Hope he changes course because he will meet the real deal one day. Just a matter of time!

Anonymous said...

Parchman's not too bad, right? Right? Right?

Anonymous said...

5:00 pm has a point. I can’t remember the last time I have seen a drivers education car in the city limits. So, if the “kids” are failing school and are not in school then how do they learn drivers education? Just drive through Jackson in the last 10 years and you can see how drivers of Jackson really act. It’s “we teach ourselves type of driving and throw the book out the window” type of drivers education. They never learned any rules of the road. So how did this punk not know that building was the Highway Patrol building? Because they have no knowledge of it. How in the hell do they get a license? They don’t

Anonymous said...

@5:50 I tried. I'm a college graduate & working nights. I couldn't read half those comments. Between the acronyms & abbreviations I gave up.

Anonymous said...

10:52 AM, the term is “bimmer” not “beamer”

People Who Nickname Their Cars for 500, Alex said...

Anybody who owns, borrows or covets a Beamer or a Bimmer is definitely a liberal wiener and a whiner too.

Beamer Beemer Bimmer said...

@7:11 AM - Bless your heart. Get your facts right before you post.

https://www.bmw.com/en/automotive-life/bimmer-beamer-nickname-origin.html

Anonymous said...

I'm anything but liberal, but I do have a wiener, and I sometimes whine. The first time I laid eyes on a BMW was back in the 80s. A beautiful black 7 series and I fell in love.

I do have one now. She is a beautiful 5 series and she's black. Yes, her name is Betty.

Anonymous said...

I really, REALLY love inline 6 engines. From Fairlady Z’s to twin turbo Supras. I will admit that I even AMC and GM straight sixes (Atlas was the best engine GM designed in the 21st century) But BMWs are absolutely mental and demonstrates the worst German autism and mental illness that any engineer could put into a production.

Anonymous said...

“The only dumass is all you racists mfers” hilarious!!!!
Racist because the general public is all about the capital police doing JPD job! Wow that has nothing to do with race its about
The rule of law and enforcement and not getting all these social ideas involved!
I’ll take racist all day over anarchy!

Anonymous said...

It takes a brave 40 something to post that he's in love with his car. Perhaps it's the warm tailpipe. I'll stop with that.

Anonymous said...

2:13 PM
I wish I'd listened to my dad and got an old Mercedes and fixed it up. That was back in the 2000s. There was an old 1970s 200 series that we drove by and my dad tried to get me to go for it and fix it up.

Anonymous said...

@12:41

I’ve only seen one person making it clear he’s a racist and blowing the dog whistle for about a week now. That would be Chokwe Antar Lumumba. I’m starting to think he really does want to eradicate the remaining 14% of caucasians in his radical, bold city. That would take him from 86% black to damn near 100%, but for the pesky few Hispanics and others. Imagine your life’s ambition is to be mayor of a 100% homogeneous city that embraces raw sewage flowing through its streets and neighborhoods, that will probably never provide clean water, and may or may not collect garbage again. That is one ambitious man.

Anonymous said...

April 16, 2023 at 6:07 PM, I've been married longer than that 40 something, that means I'm no spring chicken. Betty is the only “other woman” in my marriage.

Anonymous said...

Well shoot, I was under the impression that COJ cars followed the rules that they want. As the ones downtown dont event slow down at red traffic lights.. these are work trucks, BTY.


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