Wednesday, January 4, 2023

Funny of the Day

 Did Mississippi State commit plagiarism? The Bulldogs took advantage of some Illini desperation in the final moments of the Reliaquest Bowl. 


However, there was this little play in the NFL a couple of weeks ago. 

 

 

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had the dawgs -3.5 and had already resigned myself to losing the bet. I was beyond ecstatic when we scored the final TD!

Anonymous said...

Who cares. Football is a total waste of time. Our nation is crumbling and you idiots are worshiping a childrens game played by some of the worst examples of human beings on the planet.

Anonymous said...

12:07 - Lighten up, Francis.

Anonymous said...

Re: 12:07

Panem et Circenses

"Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for the People who once upon a time handed out military command, high civil office, legions — everything, now restrains itself and anxiously hopes for just two things: bread and circuses"

Anonymous said...

I can imagine one of my loved ones missing and I get sick to my stomach. I can't fathom the real thing. I hope it works out.

Anonymous said...

Wow 12:07. Who took a dump in your cornflakes this morning?

Anonymous said...

12:07, you would rather us to watch CSPAN all day and watch DC play childish games (with real consequences) by the worst examples of human beings on the planet?

Thanks, I'll stick to sports during the little time I have away from running a business and making a contribution to my church and our community.

Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

What was the skirmish from? Were the Ilini mad they didn't win or was there something else at play here?

Anonymous said...

Games are meant to be played more than watched. Pick up football, barefooted sprinting for a pass, is healthy and even exhilarating, same for small sided sand lot baseball and pick up soccer games at the park, tennis for an hour in college to relieve stress, cycling out to the reservoir in Boulder for a long swim, mountain biking in Ridgeland. All of it superior to NFL/NBA/MLB on TV.

Anonymous said...

12:07 is obviously a Vanderbilt fan.

Anonymous said...

I'm a pretty laid back guy but.....I'm kinda agreeing with 12:07

Anonymous said...

12:07

You sir have the win for this post.

As our country crumbles, the only thing the average person thinks about is the next party.

Anonymous said...

Some people can actually walk and chew gum at the same time. It’s entirely possible to enjoy football and think about the fate of the country at the same time.

Anonymous said...

12:34, I do believe your kind comment was meant for another post, perhaps for the Stamps family.

Anonymous said...

Football is just organized fascism.

Anonymous said...

I’ll have to stick up for 12:07. A typical college team in no way represents their university. The service academies are the only place you can still find teams of student-athletes, and with the transfer portal and NIL allowing boosters to pay players to come play, college ball is more similar to pro ball than what college football is supposed to be. Throw in what we now know about concussions and you realize college fans are not very different from the robed spectators in the Colosseum 2,000 years ago.

Anonymous said...

12:07 sounds like a Chicom. Maybe even a Putin supporter.
Listen here! Being American means you either love it or leave it!
Get lost commie puke!

Krusatyr said...

Get off your lazy fat asses and play a game yourself, instead of through your vicarious pretense!

I confess I watch the World Cup soccer matches once every four years, because I have played and coached and appreciate the nuances of each touch on the ball. In fact, I used to set up a 2' X 6' board under the TV so I could kick the ball against it while watching, then I'd do sit-ups while watching.

Anonymous said...

I stand with Francis.

Anonymous said...

4:36 for the WIN!!

Anonymous said...

Football is just a new form of gladiator slavery. Even when they do make it big, they are paid peanuts compared to how much the league and team owners earn from their labors.

Anonymous said...

Who won the fight?

Anonymous said...

12:07 is correct.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Salter and am glad to see MSU selling whiskey at concessions beginning this season. They didn't ask me, but I prefer either Kentucky Tavern or Seagram's 10 High.

Anonymous said...

12:07 is correct. I used to love college football (not NFL in 20 years) but it's devolving to.

Anonymous said...

Its becoming tradition for us to beat them on the field in a bowl game...and then again immediately after the game ends.

Sorry snowflakes.

(also, Tulsa started it)

Anonymous said...

12:07 doesn't like college football but I guarantee you she watches The View and Oprah.


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