Thursday, June 2, 2022

"He's a Hybrid"

The spirit of Dr. Aketcheta Morningstar left the body of Audray Johnson and returned home so the good "Dr." could sue St. Dominic Hospital for $20 million.  Read the lawsuit posted below.  Just don't have a drink in your mouth while perusing the complaint.  


22 comments:

Anonymous said...

He has filed a bunch of those.

Anonymous said...

As stated in a comment on a previous story....the biggest issue we face is mental illness and the inability to lock crazy people up to properly protect the public.

Anonymous said...

It’s perfect. Sounds like typical MKULTRA shit.
You people can joke all you want but the experimental shit they portrayed in the first season of Stranger Things, really happened to people during the Cold War.

They learned a lot about how the brain works and how to program people. You can get a small taste of this by researching the training that “pick up artists” sell online. A lot of techniques to fuck with women’s heads. And now, if you escape their experiments, they just paint you as a total nut job.

I have no personal experience with gangstalking, mind control, brain washing, ritual abuse, or any of the other. But even Kingfish should have read at least one FOI release of the shit they now admit to doing to people.

Anonymous said...

I also read the Book of Enoch but I didn’t start thinking that I am a Nephalim.

Anonymous said...

As Professor Steffey used to say in law school, "Paragraphs would be nice."

Anonymous said...

https://necons.org/about-the-author/

Anonymous said...

This one needs a Motion to Quit.

Anonymous said...

Did Professor Steffey offer any suggestions regarding coherency? Just thinking out loud here, but I'm not sure page layout will be the central axis on which this litigation turns.

Anonymous said...

Exhibit A at his competency hearing.

Anonymous said...

To Guest Columnist Reynolds, this is a fine example as to why your solution to gun violence falls short. You miss the mark in failing to recognize the mental health crisis is a significant matter that needs to be addressed so that gun violence can be diminished.

Anonymous said...

@12:55
You missed the mark commenting on the correct blog post.

Anonymous said...

@1:07 pm. Nope, intentionally placed here.
Mr. Reynolds (and many others) will surely read this JJ article immediately following his gun control article, just as you have obviously read his guest column immediately prior this article. Now go find something better to do with your time than to prove to all that your are the village idiot....

Anonymous said...

10:27 AM
Nice to see the good "doctor" Morningstar drop by.

Anonymous said...

@2:13
I am 10:27 and I am not the person who is responsible for this lawsuit.
I am however, a fan of Art Bell, Alex Jones, and Joe Rogan.
Project MKUltra is not a conspiracy theory. Neither was Project STARGATE.

My point is that some people do get targeted for torture and experiments by the US Government.
The Stargate Project was the inspiration for the Isolation Chamber/ESPer experiments on the little girl in Stranger Things. Though, Project STARGATE began as a volunteer experiment by the US Army and CIA. It was mockingly portrayed in the film Men Who Stare At Goats but their successes remain classified and were not show. in the film.

Anonymous said...

According to gun nuts, this guy should be allowed to buy whatever guns he wants and the general public should defend themselves by, you guessed it, buying more guns. You can’t make this stuff up folks.

Anonymous said...

And some lawyers will be paid to respond to this nonsense.

Anonymous said...

20,000,000 what? Doll-hairs? Tic-Tacs?

Anonymous said...

So, nutjob was $20,000,000.

Anyone remember the boob QBVII? Give him one penny and send hom home.

Anonymous said...

OOH! OOH! Can it be Tic-Tacs? I mean, I can't speak for the rest of you, but holy shit! 20,000,000 Tic-Tacs has just gotta be something to see. Man, I hope Dr. General Whateverthehell finally wins one! Is the court accepting amicus briefs? I mean it's not like I'm going to put my real name on it or anything, but I'll draft it:

Your Judgelyness, please forthwith and foursooth give this hear dood who was hybriderized his TiKtacs! As You can planely research his arm was hurt. The facts are indescribabble. Thank you. (SIGNED): Al Pass

As to the cost of a response, I'm curious: what does MRCP say about cert of service and shit like that? Here's some free (non-legal) advice: "pro se" is not the Latin term for "the rules only apply to lawyers." Hell, what do I know, I'm a retired smart-ass doctor...with a JD...from a real law school, i.e., not Ole Miss. And if you'll pardon me, the wife is calling - something about a problem under our bridge...

Anonymous said...

@2:52

"According to gun nuts, this guy should be allowed to buy whatever guns he wants and the general public should defend themselves by, you guessed it, buying more guns. You can’t make this stuff up folks."

perhaps...if by "gun nuts" you mean a few people just as crazy as the doctor here. BUT if you are basically lopping tens of millions of pro-2A gun owners in your definition then you are just being silly and deliberately inflammatory and conflating mental illness with gun ownership.

I'm going to guess it's the latter, no?
Oh and there are already plenty of laws making gun ownership or purchase by this good doctor illegal- at the federal level. He's a "prohibited person" already. And 99.99% of gun owners agree with this law preventing nut jobs like this guy from buying/owning firearms.

But flame away with total disregard of the facts to further your political goal of disarming all Americans and stripping us of our constitutional rights bc of a handful of bad actors.

Anonymous said...

Our state needs to expand its mental health and rehab capacity. Too many nuts and druggies running around on the streets.

Anonymous said...

Dr, let me introduce myself. I am Agent Fox Mulder with the FBI. You can trust me.


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