Monday, June 20, 2022

Mooch (Allegedly) Murders Mother

 Bond was denied for Denarius Funches this morning after JPD arrested and charged Funches with capital murder in the death of his mother last week.

The 21 year-old defendant allegedly beat his mother to death with a hammer at  her Lakewood Drive home Wednesday night.  He fled but was captured in Carroll County.  Law enforcement sources said he was decorated in blood.  What instigated this (alleged) display of savagery? Law enforcement sources said he got mad because his mother told him to get a job and stop mooching off of her as he did not chip in for anything at home.  Heaven forbid.  

JPD did not chase the suspect.  Madison County deputies gave chase but stopped due to the Funches driving at a very high rate of speed.  He was supposedly stone cold sober when apprehended. 



Ironically, his mother sued JPS in 2017 for a 2016 assault of her son at Cordozo Middle School.  The complaint states: 

On or about March 21, 2016, Plaintiff De'Karius Funches was a student at Cordozo Middle School, operated by Jackson Public School District, when he was assaulted and injured by student who hit him in the face with brass knuckles while in the locker room at Cordozo Middle School.

The complaint was dismissed after the plaintiffs waited too long to serve JPS.   



22 comments:

Anonymous said...

He probably also wanted her to make him a sammich. He is the poster child of what is culturally wrong with much of Jackistan.

Anonymous said...

Blessings in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Anonymous said...

i’m guessing he remembers that his mom didn’t want to press charges against a gang member back in 2016 and waited too long..

Anonymous said...

why would a guy murder his own mother you ask?
..............simple...she wouldn't give him money for drugs.

Anonymous said...

When will we enact legislation to ban hammers? We have to start asking the serious questions. How was he able to get his hands on a hammer?

Anonymous said...

If she hadn't been so mean, he'd be asleep on the couch and she'd still be alive.

Anonymous said...

Yet another youth that society failed at every juncture in his useless life.

Anonymous said...

When hammers are outlawed, only outlaws will have them.

Anonymous said...

That’s awful. Beyond words (although that’s never stopped JJ posters). Nobody in their right mind could be that evil could they?

Anonymous said...

Mayor Laughingstock will tell you that society failed Funches by not extending him any dignity and a weekly stipend.

Anonymous said...



Just another day in Jackson.

Why such events are still news items is beyond me.

Anonymous said...

If only there was a security camera on their street hooked up to the Real Time Crime Center, right?

Anonymous said...

This is what you get when you are not home trained! How low can you get when you kill your mama! This fool gets the award for being the dumbest, ignorant and craziest fool in the entire jail. I can hear the other inmates say “you did what”?

Anonymous said...

Just the latest "interpersonal incident", as Chowke calls them.

Anonymous said...

There is an "extra crispy" neighborhood in hell waiting for this POS.

Anonymous said...

“Come on Man”. People what are we creating? He didn’t do shit when he got hit with them brass knuckles at school but he can kill his mother. With a tears in my eyes I just don’t know. This cowardly fool killed his mother.

Anonymous said...

It's just the perception of him beating his mom to death with a hammer. If only the very diligent staff at Chowke's Real Time Crime Center hadn't been on their 2-hour coffee break, right?

Anonymous said...

The most rabid insane animal on the earth does not kill their mother. I don’t give a shit what drug you’re on. Let see how this fool does in the general population in prison. Good riddance dumb to this dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Better outlaw those hammers. No one should own a hammer unless they are certified to use it and being supervised on a job site.

Anonymous said...

Height: 506
Probably got tired of his mom and everyone else making jokes about his diminutive stature.

Anonymous said...

Chowke would reduce the charges to possession of an "open-carried" hammer bought at a Tool Show. For those of you living in The Fondren, that would be the tool version of a Gun Show.

Anonymous said...

Was that hammer registered? "Open carried?" Probably purchased at a gun show, right?



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