Saturday, April 23, 2022

Mayor to Host Garbage Contract Town Hall

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following flyer.

 


26 comments:

Anonymous said...

So he can tell his constituents what to think. That's the baby mayor's idea of a townhall.

Anonymous said...

Wow! I feel so much better now. Having this "Town Hall" will really help my garbage that has been sitting on the road since last Wednesday stink so much less...

Anonymous said...

Zzzzz

You got any Mountain Dew?

Anonymous said...

I suppose stealing KF's headline "Trash Talk" is Omari's way of trying to co-opt the "narrative."

Anonymous said...

I read that as "Mayor of Garbage Town"

Anonymous said...

Will they fry fish and have music?

Anonymous said...

Right?

Spin Doctor said...

Baby Chowke will assume his role as SPIN DOCTOR, right? He will have his base eating out of his hand, right?

Anonymous said...

Antar fiddles while Jackson burns.

Anonymous said...

1:13 I fixed it for you.
"Antar fiddles while Jackson decomposes."

Anonymous said...

The City of Jackson is still using late 90's clip art on their flyers.

Anonymous said...

This mayor is garbage

Krusatyr said...

Lil Choke will try to feed his dicta to the ignorant but will come up way short of councilman Banks' articulate speech.

Antard Ladumbass said...

It's a dump truck not a trash truck
Little green object on top looks like flipping the bird
Looks like toys in bags not trash
Is that a kingfish logo on the bag
Appears to be dumping in the pearl river
Looks like the boy mayors dunce hat in trash
Who the f@#k wants to be on robinson st at 6pm?
Title is correct "Trash" talk.
Top notch narcissism, let's not talk about the lesser issues like crime, water, sewage, drugs, population decline and oh did I mention crime and all the victims that sucommed to their injuries?

Right?

Anonymous said...

A “Bring Your Own Trash” Event, sponsored by Richards Disposal.

Krusatyr said...

"Succumb" with a 'b' & accent on 2nd syllable, so fatal, so final.

Anonymous said...

Standing by for the local media to ask the tough questions, right? What do you mean only "soft ball questions" previously provided to the media by Chowke's chief of staff?

Anonymous said...

Folks, if you like being lied to, this is a CANNOT MISS event!!

I mean, these lies are not free, in fact -- they're EXPENSIVE, if you pay Jackson rates like me -- but with every dollar I pay in taxes and fees, I get 5 - count 'em, FIVE -- Chowke misrepresentations and falsehoods!!

For the low, LOW price of 2 or 3 times what other MS residents pay for actual services, I'll have NO garbage pickup, tap water polluted with e-coli AND lead, potholes big enough to total my car, and schools that NO ONE, including middle school children, can access without passing through a metal detector!!

It's the Kush. It's Chowke's brave new city! Tune in and watch Chowke's nose grow with each and every statement!!

indictments not included

Anonymous said...

Free the Land (of Chowke's serial lies).

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire said...

Do y'all know how to tell if Chowke is lying?
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His lips are moving.

Anonymous said...

" These lies are not free, in fact -- they're EXPENSIVE, if you pay Jackson rates like me -- but with every dollar I pay in taxes and fees, I get 5 - count 'em, FIVE -- Chowke misrepresentations and falsehoods!!"

For goodness sake 10:09, quite whimpering like a sissy.

You've had ample time to move out.

Anonymous said...

"For goodness sake 10:09, quite whimpering like a sissy.

You've had ample time to move out."

Now, now 4:13 - for all you know he's been looking for a buyer since thethe first commie (i.e., Chowke's father) took office.

Anonymous said...

I sure hope Aaron Banks, Kenneth Stokes, and Vernon Hartley are going to be present at this Town Hall meeting to give their side of the situation.

Anonymous said...

Didn't notice if anyone else commented on this but this meeting is being held in the heart of the ghetto. Wondering if this was intentional. Not quite sure any sane individual would show up to that area at night for a town hall.

Anonymous said...

Lumumba's egomania writ large. He's delusionally convinced that the only thing stopping Jackson from adoring the superiority of his superiority is they still haven't heard him explain it enough. Right?

Anonymous said...

Why does WLBT assume that Richard’s Disposal isn’t being paid? There are organizations that could, for a short time, pay the bills through their accounts, subject to City reimbursement later, masked as unrelated transactions.


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