Friday, April 29, 2022

Stupid Crook of the Day

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

A Vicksburg man pleaded guilty today to possession with intent to distribute less than 50 kilograms of marijuana.

U.S. Attorney Darren LaMarca and Special Agent in Charge Todd Damiani of the Office of the Inspector General for the United States Department of Transportation made the announcement.

According to court documents, John Travis Ross, 34, flew a drone carrying approximately 60 grams of marijuana, lighters, a cell phone, and various cell phone cables over a fence onto the grounds of the Central Mississippi Correctional Facility in Pearl, Mississippi during the early morning hours of August 6, 2020.  Ross’s actions were captured on surveillance video.  Ross has felony convictions for burglary of a building and sale of methamphetamine.

“Among the various intended uses of drone technology, illicit distribution of contraband, particularly inside a correctional facility, is not one,” said Todd Damiani, Special Agent-In-Charge, U.S. Department of Transportation Office of Inspector General, Southern Region. “We continue to diligently work with our Federal and State partners in identifying, investigating, and disrupting criminal drone activities.”

Ross pleaded guilty to a violation of Title 21, United States Code, Section 841(a)(1) and (b)(1)(D). He is scheduled to be sentenced on August 4, 2022 and, due to the relatively low amount of marijuana involved, faces a maximum penalty of 5 years in prison. A federal district court judge will determine any sentence after considering the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines and other statutory factors.

The Mississippi Department of Corrections and the DOT OIG are investigating the case.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Charles W. Kirkham is prosecuting the case.

This case is being prosecuted as part of the joint federal, state, and local Project Safe Neighborhoods (PSN) Program, the centerpiece of the Department of Justice’s violent crime reduction efforts. PSN is an evidence-based program proven to be effective at reducing violent crime. Through PSN, a broad spectrum of stakeholders work together to identify the most pressing violent crime problems in the community and develop comprehensive solutions to address them. As part of this strategy, PSN focuses enforcement efforts on the most violent offenders and partners with locally based prevention and reentry programs for lasting reductions in crime.

 

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know why but the theme of the cartoon "Meet George Jetson" comes to mind....

Anonymous said...

That scene should be in a Netflix episode.

Rocket Surgeon he is not said...

Play stupid games > win stupid prizes.

Anonymous said...

Stupid Crook of the Day

Is a certain former deputy sheriff also worried whether or not he has managed to earn himself this same headline?

Could it be that he's already got all the earning done, all that's left is the waiting for the indictents and headlines?

Has he already won himself a target letter?

Anonymous said...

Seems to me they should be handing out pot like candy in prison. Keep ‘em stoned, maybe less violence.

Anonymous said...

@2:17 PM they would then be fighting over the snacks (munchies).

Anonymous said...

2:17 : They get weed like candy all different kinds of ways. This kid just thought his idea was better and got caught from the jump. The old fashioned dirty deputy is still the best way.

Anonymous said...

Among the various intended uses of drone technology, illicit distribution of contraband, particularly inside a correctional facility, is not one,” said Todd Damiani.

Ha ha How does he know? That's pure speculation.

Anonymous said...

He should've just knocked at the front gate to get in. Now he'll stand in the yard looking skyward.

Western Style, Dry, said...

I thought the BBQ ribs sewn up in a football and thrown over the fence was a pretty spectacular plan.


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