Friday, April 8, 2022

Casing the Joint

 A non-gentleman tried to enter a home in The Fondren while armed with a semi-automatic AR-15 pistol recently.  The video is posted below.  Fortunately, the homeowner had a Ring camera and the non-gentleman left when the homeowner said he was calling the police. 

JPD arrived pretty quickly but the suspect was long gone as he had a head start.  Thankfully, the homeowner suffered no harm.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't tell him you're going to call the cops. Just call the cops.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap.

Anonymous said...

just wait a few more months for when they all be hungry
Mad Max up in hear

Anonymous said...

A feral armed with an assault rifle prepared to enter a house he knows is occupied to do God knows what to the inhabitants. If you can watch that and still think living anywhere in Jackson is a good idea, you're hopeless.

Anonymous said...

😂 looooool Fondrenites never learn until they become victims!

Anonymous said...

The AK-47 was no match for the mighty Ring camera.

Anonymous said...

11:09 am
Mind your own business.

Like the rational commenter, I'd have call the police first and am prepared should this idiot show up at my door.

He looked under the mat for a key! How stupid can you get?

If I get too senile to outsmart the level of criminal in Jackson, I will move.

But, until then, I will enjoy the convenience, not being in a tornado alley, and not being in my car constantly.

I do NOT need your advice nor want to have you as a neighbor!

Anonymous said...

I’m surprised that the threat of calling the cops made him leave. It would take 30 min or more for them to come if they do at all.

Anonymous said...

"The" Fondren. I find that so weird. We don't say "The" Eastover or "The" Belhaven, etc.

Anonymous said...

Typical libcuck.
He should’ve let him cross the threshold!
A semiauto AK is no match for an NFA registered Browning BAR!
I would be doing the city a favor by ventilating another feral.

Anonymous said...

how does one know it was semi-auto?

Anonymous said...

Is the garage door missing or left open? A back door from this open garage is concealed from the street, so an attractive access to thugs.

Anonymous said...

That fella should count his lucky stars that wasn't the video I woke up to on my doorbell camera. There would have been no calling the cops or notifying him that I saw him. If somebody is trying to get into your house with that sort of weapon, please do not hesitate to open fire and rid this City of such garbage.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Fondren needs to pass an additional tax like Belhaven did. It seems to be working for Belhaven, they apparently have forced the perpetrators from Belhaven north to adjacent Fondren.

Anonymous said...

Going forward that will never happen in Belhaven because, you know, they've got cameras ... and beautification. Nobody ever does crime in areas that have been beautified.

Anonymous said...

11:50

I am glad you are a proud Jacksonian. Please convince the rest of Jackson to quit moving to my little corner of the world. Personally I attempt to do all my shopping locally and avoid Jackson thus reducing my "being in my car constantly". Lastly, I suggest you Google "Candlestick Park Tornado"......

Anonymous said...

@12:00 PM
He left because he wasn't "bout it." Like another commenter said, I wonder why he told the perp that he was calling the police? What sense does that make?

Anonymous said...

@11:09 AM
You know, most of the Jackson residents are packing up or nearing the process of packing up and moving to Beverly Hills, Cali. The majority of those residents can heard saying why didn't we think of this before the anon Jackson Jambalaya commenter?

It's like your thought process is otherworldly compared to ours.
Translation: Duh.

Anonymous said...

12:25 : Victim blaming 101.

Not an AK-47 said...

Sorry to disappoint you experts, but it is an AR pistol, not an AK-47, and we don't know if it is semi-auto or full-auto. A banana magazine does not make it an AK-47.

Anonymous said...

Fondrenites- Get out! Get out while you can!

Anonymous said...

@12:25 PM - It looks like one of those stupid carports.

Anonymous said...

It's a carport, which is like having a sign in your front yard that says "thieves are welcome here."

Anonymous said...

Business as usual in America's radical city. Free the land!!!

Anonymous said...

He was fixin' to do a home invasion, but was deterred by the camera.

Anonymous said...

I'd probably put blame on the criminal, but sure lets blame the carports for being dumb.

But yes, leaving anything...not just of value...but anything in said carport in Jackson...is indeed dumb.

Anonymous said...

AOC told him to "take what you need"!

Anonymous said...

Y'all have it totally wrong. He was only inquiring as to whether or not the garbage had been collected.

Anonymous said...


"But, until then, I will enjoy the convenience, not being in a tornado alley"

Wait...what?

Anonymous said...

What 1:46 and others before him/her forget is that this happened in Jackson. And, in Jackson, if you were to shoot him, you WOULD be arrested by a woke criminal justice system, THEN you would be tried by a jury of the CRIMINAL'S peers. Those who carry every day and are forced to enter the City of Jackson NEVER forget that truth.

Remember, the majority of the population of Jackson sees nothing wrong with the way things are going there. They're used to the criminality, because that's just the culture in which they live. I hate it too, but it's demonstrably true!

Anonymous said...

Friends don't let friends live in, visit, nor drive through Jackistan, America's third world state capital. Free the Land!

Anonymous said...

@4:40 PM

Another academic scholar.

Kingfish said...

I removed some and didn't approve others because too many were discussing or debating the best way to kill the perp.


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