Thursday, September 3, 2020

She Mad!!!

Straight outta Facebook:


29 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't know cows could paint. If she farts would it be a cow fart. She needs to lay off the chicken fat because her back side is bigger than a school bus.

Clay Edwards said...

I just saw this on facebook a minute ago, I was gonna share but ive met my quota for being a called a racist on this paticular day

Anonymous said...

help me out here. What are we watching?

Anonymous said...

That gal needs to avoid the carbs and sugars. I'll give it to her - at least she's confident in her curves.

Anonymous said...

For those of us too lazy or not interested enough to watch the full video, will someone outline a cliff notes version of just what the hell this...um, thing...the one with the spray paint, is doing here???

Anonymous said...

I thought Jackson was a food desert.

This chic has more "fat rolls" on her legs than I had on my belly . . . (back during my Mississippi State Freshman days). And I was drinking beer for breakfast . . . along with bacon, eggs and waffles.

Before anyone has a heart palpitation, try it.

Some very cheap beer actually is actually better with scrambled eggs than a Bloody Mary.

But I never vandalized anything after the beer and breakfast buffet !




Anonymous said...

Nothing like creating ample evidence (Nevermind. Those are Hinds County tags. No need to worry about incarceration there for those insignificant crimes.....or really any crimes, for that matter)

Anonymous said...

Other than being the worst videography in history, does anyone know what this is?

Anonymous said...

Well, this is a tough one.

She may well be inflicting some payback on a boyfriend, or some other romance gone wrong. But, this is not how you settle differences.

A baseball bat to the head would probably bring her back to her senses.

Anonymous said...

I’m not sure the average man could wrap his hands around her neck to choke her out. She a biggun

Anonymous said...

The late Great Jerry Clower would say . . " Haawwwww . . . lawd have mercy" !!!!!

Anonymous said...

Is that a real Louis Vitton hat? Where they sell them?

Anonymous said...

I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Anonymous said...

At 1st, I thought it was just a prank, as most of the "Marking" paint she is using is water soluble & warm soapy water or a small amount of gasoline will remove it easily without damaging the clear coat...then when She knocked the windows out, I realized she was MAD, really MAD...

For those of U talking about how big she is, there is a video making the rounds of s daytime street fight, between about a dozen...one wof those combatants will make 3 of this one. Y'all may have seen it...it starts out with the large woman trying to pull another out of the backseat of a white car while numerous others are fighting around her...one Alpha Female is clearly the boss, cause she goes straight for the hair of anyone who challenges her, and it's over from there. Eventually the driver has enough, slams it in reverse and rams her open rear door against another car, bending the door completely forward...then leaves her crew to fend for themselves...When I saw it, it was captioned...Call the Social Workers.

Anonymous said...

If you look at the shadow toward the end of the video the shadow shows 3 legs. Is she/he a she man?

Anonymous said...

The City of Jackson will never prosper as a whole until a large percentage of the community learns better conflict resolution skills. I've commented this before (and it usually doesn't make the post cut) but the lack social skills, education/skilled trades, and a desire to be productive member of society are what holds many citizens back in Jackson... not skin color or the system.

Anonymous said...

" the Alpha Female is clearly the boss"

Always !

I'm laughing too hard at that one.

Anonymous said...

Uh! Oh! Somebody's been screwing around! Very entertaining.

Anonymous said...

I guess no one that reads JJ knows the backstory to this small time rioting.

Anonymous said...

This is a criminal on video. I hope it is used in her prosecution. Why aren't people disgusted at this childish bs? People like this are not far removed from doing anything. And I don't mean a good anything.

Anonymous said...

By my count she has at least 4 co-morbidities. Those cars may well be totaled depending on the type of paint.

Anonymous said...

Those of you commenting on her weight.... are VILE human beings. Disgusting. Reasons I will move out of this God forsaken town. You people are pathetic... all I can do is pray for your poor souls.....

Anonymous said...

Fat back will always be in style in the South. Yummy.

Anonymous said...

I was gonna write what 4:06 said but he beat me to it. Gotta love ya some jelly rolls though.

11:07, the health field tells us that being overweight is harmful to your health. What other reasons do you need? Can’t fix stupid and moving out of this town is not going to soften the blow to you. This overweight issue is all over the place. Buffets need to limit the amount a person can eat.

We didn’t have an over abundance of overweight persons when we were growing up. I would say that’s because we didn’t have as much junk food and we actually talked about a certain four letter work that ended in a “k” that would keep you in shape......work

Anonymous said...

Since when did people stop using verbs? Seriously

Anonymous said...

"This is a criminal on video. I hope it is used in her prosecution." Bet that the victim doesn't press charges. At least three counts of Malicious Mischief-Felony.

"By my count she has at least 4 co-morbidities." So much for the claim of Covid killing off these types.

As others have said, Next.

Anonymous said...

11:07 PM
Take your HAES bullshit elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

" If you look at the shadow toward the end of the video the shadow shows 3 legs. Is she/he a she man?"

Good question.

I've heard it was filmed on the same sound stage as the fake Apollo Moon missions.

I guess we will never know the truth.

Guv'ment conspiracy . . . and such . . . that's my guess.





Anonymous said...

11:07 - Can you link a selfie so we can guess your weight? You ain't leavin' town. Can't get through the Greyhound door.

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