Monday, September 28, 2020

Open Thread

JJ will be delayed this morning.  Having to make an unexpected run to the vet. Everything will be
Fine. Consider this post to be an open thread. Fire away.

84 comments:

Albert Schweitzer said...


No offense to vets, but they aren't licensed to practice on humans.

I'd think you might look for a physician.....

Anonymous said...

What's the latest out of Hinds County BOS? I thought this new board was going to be in the news daily. Kinda quiet.

Anonymous said...

What kind of elected officials would a community get if there were street gangs and those street gangs made sure that all of their members and associates were registered to vote and then voted as they were told?

Anonymous said...

NOLA mayor is deliberately driving businesses out of business. Wants to return the city to "her people". Kind of the same strategy Jackson officials have been pursuing for years. This disaster is close to the same scale as Katrina, but it is self imposed.

Anonymous said...

Earlier this year, the DOD declassified and released gun camera footage of fighter pilots engaging with UFOs or what the DOD calls "Unidentified Aerial Objects" and publicly acknowldged their existence. To those of us who closely follow this phenomena, this footage already leaked and widely seen. My question is when will the DOD release newer footage? Perhaps fighter drones that can pull high G maneuvers that are difficult for human pilots? Perhaps they would be so kind as to disclose some 20th century footage that would be so ancient in technology standards as to no longer be a threat to national security?

Anonymous said...

I assume Kingfish is taking his tiger to the vet after it was severely beaten by a bulldog this weekend.

On a serious note, does anybody think it was a coincidence that Jerry Falwell, Jr. started having marital issues when the Reverend Freeze got to town. Hugh was famous for attempting (and succeeding on some) to take care of the married women when he was in Oxford.

Anonymous said...

36 Days till the Election. Unless this election is won decisively, it will go to the courts, likely to many of them, for a decision. If that occurs, it’s almost certain that the losing side — whichever side that is — will not accept the outcome as valid, will hold that the office was stolen and say so with force. I think ultimately the final court decision will stand and a new president (or an old one) will be sworn in. But the losers will burn for revenge for the next four years. No one on the wrong side of this decision will go quietly.

Anonymous said...

Democrats and the lying media are trying to "poison the well" regarding the election. They are going all in on election fraud while simultaneously trying to gaslight the country into believing that Trump is a dictator if he challenges their election fraud.

Anonymous said...

So the president doesn’t pay taxes and owes hundreds of millions in debts to undisclosed countries. I wonder if he qualifies for food stamps?

Anonymous said...

I don't believe that Covid-19 is as bad as the media claims but I still enjoy wearing a big mask, sunglasses, and gloves everywhere to thwart the police state surveillance apparatus of the Military Industrial Complex.

Anonymous said...


Why are there so many videos of Joe Biden sniffing little girls hair? Andy why isn't Trump using those videos in campaign ads? Are they afraid of Biden campaign using the many creepy pictures of Trump and Ivanka when she was 12-15?

LaToya is no Janet said...

Nola Mayor LaToya is destroying the city. Making Orleans Ave a pedestrian mall is crazy. Bars are all closed. Yet Bourbon St is full of LaToya’s kind of people. Drunk. No mask. No social distancing. I miss the city I love

Anonymous said...

Stop drinking the spiked punch.

Anonymous said...

If DJT loses the election, will he run again in 2024?

Anonymous said...

The Dept of Defense actually calls UFO'S Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon and do not expect any more disclosure from them. Very few have any idea exactly how much technology that the greys have given us or what we give them in exchange for the technology.

Anonymous said...

@10:41, he may run for treasurer of his cell block.

Anonymous said...

@10:41, if DJT loses there will be a civil war and possibly localized ethnic cleansing. 2020 will be the year of American Balkanization. Hope you are ready!

Anonymous said...

Has anyone seen the Attorney General lately? Maybe we need to organize a welfare check to make sure she is ok?

Anonymous said...

Apparently Trump is too broke to own the libs! LOL

Trump has close to a billion dollars of personal loans coming due in the next four years, without any way to pay it off. If he were trying to apply for any type of position that required a security clearance, he’d never get it. That much debt is a HUGE red-flag for security auditors, because it’s far too easy to leverage that against people to manipulate or coerce them into acting against their will (hint, hint: his affinity for Putin). Of course he'll try bankruptcy again to wiggle out of this situation, since that’s been his go-to strategy over and over for decades. And the Retrumplicans will continue to follow him to their deathbeds, and the complete destruction of their party.

Anonymous said...

Along 9:47's lines. When will we see video's that are in focus.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but this is a joke to me. Can go to the fair, but not watch Golf.

https://www.wlbt.com/2020/09/28/sanderson-farms-championship-kicks-off-with-adjusted-look/

Anonymous said...

@10:00a.m.- The true comedy lies in your ignorance of income tax and tax law.

Income Tax returns do NOT state wealth or financial health. Income tax returns show income EARNED during the tax period and all the allowed deductions and credits for that same period through an assortment of schedules and forms. I’m praying you have enough sense to realize business returns and personal returns are not the same thing. Also, in case you didn’t know, most successful people have the resources to take advantage of numerous tax benefits and loopholes... ALL LEGAL! Just because you can’t tax someone to death personally, doesn’t mean their businesses haven’t paid obscene amounts of various taxes.

I bet you believe the wealthy will “pay their fair share” if a democrat is elected? Lolololol!! If so, you REALLY have no clue about taxable income!!

Anonymous said...

@11:01
Try getting a camera with a high powered lens set up on a tripod in the mere seconds you would have to capture a spontaneous meteor shower. Also, try to take a picture of a fighter jet with your iPhone. Then you will get why it is so difficult to capture a good UFO footage.

Trust Biden with "the" button? said...

Biden is claiming that he went to a historically black college. The college says not true. Will Biden now claim he is black? Biden also claimed this week that he has been in the Senate for 180 years.

Y'all know that the DNCs plan is if Biden-Harris (aka Harris-Biden) are elected, that Harris will invoke the 25th Amendment on Biden, and Harris will become POTUS.

Harris will then pick a new VP (fill in the blanks).

Anonymous said...

9:54 and 10:52 are program commenters. It' the same line the media is pushing relentlessly: "election controversy and conflict no matter who wins." That's just BS. They know Biden has no chance of winning and resulting civil unrest is the planned objective. They just want us to think it would have happened either way.

Anonymous said...

Our choices for President are a 74 year old mentally ill huckster and a 77 buffoon in the early stages of Dementia. One of these two clowns along with Pelosi and McConnell who have made millions off the largesse of the taxpayers will be running our country for the next 4 years. What could possibly go wrong?

Anonymous said...

How does a person get selected to an ECM coop "n o m i n a t i n g committee"??? much less their name on the coop board ballot? Funny how we never hear or are given notice when the coop "n o m i n a t i n g Committee" meets. Coop system managers hide behind their desks until they come out and read the Annual Meeting script.... Total bitches ....

Anonymous said...

The UK is considering a controversial approach to testing potential vaccines for the coronavirus that causes covid-19: intentionally exposing volunteers to the virus, in a strategy known as challenge trials.

Last week, the Financial Times reported that the UK government will allow human challenge vaccine trials to begin by January 2021. In these trials, volunteers would be given an experimental vaccine and then later exposed to the coronavirus in a controlled setting. These trials, advocates say, will speed up the development of covid-19 vaccines, though other experts have worried about the potential health risks to volunteers.

Anonymous said...

what is the latest word on Wade Walters, Chad Barrett and the rest of the scums caught up in the pain cream scheme?

Anonymous said...

I doubt that we would put a former President in jail. His children might want to see if they can cop a plea.

Anonymous said...

Forget the talk of civil war or uprising, everything will be fine on election day and the winner will take Office on Jan. 20. We have been this for almost 250 years

Anonymous said...

Will the New York Times do a story on Senile Joe's Dementia medication and othe pills he takes.

Anonymous said...

Any bets on Tater extending his mask mandate yet again?

Anonymous said...

Come back to Jackson. The crime is really low. The Fake media hates Jackson. The road are not all that bad. You need pot holes to slow down speeders in the neighborhoods because kids are out playing. Come back to Jackson because we need the sales tax. With more people moving back to Jackson maybe the Metro Center will open again. Make Jackson Great Again. Ask your self do you really like driving in from Madison, Brandon, Flowood, Byram, and Clinton. If you live in Jackson you will not have to fight the rush hour traffic out of town.

Anonymous said...

Trump hasn’t paid taxes fo years but working stiff like me has to sell cow fertilizer to pay my taxes, something crooked about that. I guess the rules only apply to me

Anonymous said...

It's been over a year since the Airport Authority's business development junket to the Paris Air Show. Anyone have the list of new industries coming onboard?

Anonymous said...

@11:59,

I am the CEO of my wife's GSA contract services company. After we pay our six figure salaries and our travel expenses, we show a net loss to the company and claim the loss on our taxes. We claim enough expenses and losses that we haven't paid taxes since the Bush administration. I mean honestly, what hard working business owner wants to pay taxes for lazy welfare recipients?

Anonymous said...

@11:59
You need to learn how to itemize your deductions like every other business owner with an IQ above room temperature.

Anonymous said...

11:57 Cases have dropped significantly since the statewide mask mandate went into effect. Why drop it now? Do you want to see cases spike again?

Anonymous said...

Anyone one else remember all those previous times that the NYT and CNN/MSNBC published anonymously "sourced" speculation and lies claiming misdeeds by the President only to have them proven wrong in the following weeks after the same fake news media has moved on to their next fabricated scandal?

I do. Thats why I don't care and I'm still voting TRUMP 2020

Anonymous said...

@11:59a- I guarantee if you combined all of Trump's businesses and all the taxes he pays to various agencies through payroll, property taxes, state and local taxes, etc. he will MOST DEFINITELY blow you out of the water!!

The "RULES" DO apply to all. Want to run all those corporations and take advantage of numerous LEGAL tax advantages? You can do it TODAY!! This is a FREE COUNTRY!

Until our people learn NOT to compare apples to oranges, we will continue to be easily swayed as a people.

Why are people so fixated on federal income tax? (I actually know the answer... just waiting on the liberal sheeple to realize we are ALREADY taxed to death by countless other sources of taxation!)

Anonymous said...

Did Precision Electronics close? Anybody know? If they did, where is Gerald?

Anonymous said...

i'd rather see our reps' and senators' tax returns. maybe that would tell us how they make millions of dollars "serving" on $175k/year...

Anonymous said...

I’m trying to make a list of Chokwe’s accomplishments while in office. Please help with submissions.

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen any posts on Jackson Homicides. WLBT now has a total of 91 for the year. We haven't even made it to Q4 yet.

Anonymous said...

For Donald it's pay me now or pay me later time. If he loses he and his children are in deep trouble in NY when comes to tax and bank fraud. If he wins I am pretty sure they will continue to commit crime in the statue of limitations window.
There is also the out of control debt that is coming due as revenue continues to shrinking. He will be in bankruptcy court with in 6 months of leaving the White House whether it's in January or in 2025.

Anonymous said...

11:59 - you didn't read the article. If you did, you would see 750 was in addition to 1 million paid in 2016, followed by 4.2 million in 2017.

Anonymous said...

$70,000 for that hair? That may be the biggest rip off in the history of purchases. I wonder how much of
My tax money is paying for that ugly pile now? Hard to believe that someone who got taken so badly is responsible for our country’s finances. Hopefully if a Nigerian prince emails the White House, he won’t give away Fort Knox.

Anonymous said...

@11:59 AM - believing anything that comes from the NY times is a fool's errand. Pres. Trump donates his large salary back to federal agencies yearly. Do you?

Anonymous said...

The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, ‘A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.'

Anonymous said...

Any more news on the MEC, MDHS and the News? Seems like the stroy has gone quiet.

Anonymous said...

@12:59, believing anything Trump says makes you the “mark”. Sorry you got taken and can’t come to terms with it.

Anonymous said...

If the average Joe doesn't know how taxes work I feel sorry for them. For the Pres. to have that much of a loss he lost money which he can deduct such as in the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City which closed 7 or 8 years ago. Think about it you lost 100 million on a hotel, you can claim it as a loss against income. Remember, you paid money to have it built which you lost so you don't come out ahead. Now he may have had some stockholders involved but you don't come out ahead. It is the same thing as you deducting your house interest. You get to deduct the $10,000 you paid in interest, it comes off your income so it saves you 25% or $2,500 hundred on taxes but you still spent another $7,500 so it's not like free money.

Anonymous said...

I’m a foster parent and our caseworker hasn’t seen our foster child in months. I’ll bet a $100 dollars the caseworker travel log and the inputs in the system shows different!

The Foster Care system in not broken, it’s the sorry/lazy caseworkers and the lazy supervisors of the lazy caseworkers that’s broken!

“We’re from the government and we’re here to help you”! Yea right!

Shad White where are you!

Anonymous said...

@1:21, exactly right. Trump has lost so much money he can probably keep not paying taxes for years to come. No one loses money like Donald, it’s impressive really and shows just how great of a business man he really is that he was able to lose this much money.

Anonymous said...

@2:09
Sounds qualified to run the government to me! The government has no regard for profit or efficiency. And fiscal budgets operate on a "use it or lose it" approach to spending. Unimaginable waste!

Anonymous said...

@2:17, exactly! No one in this country has more experience with bankruptcy than Donald. He’s simply a master at telling his creditors they can F off. He is the ultimate spender of money. I’m glad my tax money will go to the tremendous amount of hair spray and orange tanner it takes to make him really glow on tv. It’s proven to be a great thing that a reality star was chosen to lead this country and be a moral compass for the religious right.

Anonymous said...

"Try getting a camera with a high powered lens set up on a tripod in the mere seconds you would have to capture a spontaneous meteor shower. Also, try to take a picture of a fighter jet with your iPhone. Then you will get why it is so difficult to capture a good UFO footage." I've gotten clearer pictures with my I Phone of aircraft, but my big concern is the lack of an apparent ability of our so called super advanced camera systems on our military aircraft not showing a focused image when I know for a fact they can do so at many miles. Just saying, it's possible, if they want to.

GM said...

" NOLA mayor is deliberately driving businesses out . Wants to return the city to "her people".

I thought the ex Mayor ( and convicted felon ) Ray Nagin took of care of that years ago.

After all, Ray Nagin did proclaim to Planet Earth. . . he would make New Orleans a
"Chocolate City".

Anonymous said...

12:20. I asked because, which I didn't elaborate on, I expect him to and will add he just needs to balls up and extend to New Years along with shutting back down. He's lost on this and is following the so called experts. His current excuse of the Fair not being a social gathering tells me he is doing so for political reason only. I still do not buy into this being the end of times disease as it is a problem with a very high survival rate amongst the infected and is killing those more susceptible. And it will never go away vaccination or not, as not everyone will be innoculated, unless of course you suggest at gun point.

Anonymous said...

Delighted to know I can take haircuts as a business expense. Does anyone know how far back I can go and amend my previous returns?

Calm Down said...

The Obama/Biden administration used the federal intelligence systems to spy on and fabricate a coup against the incoming elected Trump administration. Where are the indictments already?

Anonymous said...

3:00...and Nagin got run off. But this "lady" makes Nagin looks like Ben Carson

Anonymous said...

@3:18 obama hasn’t been president for years, he already served his 8 years, let’s worry about indictments for the current problem

Anonymous said...

@3:18, what does fabricate a coup even mean?

Anonymous said...

"3:00...and Nagin got run off."

Nope.

That idiot was arrested by the Feds, or he would probably be still be NOLA mayor.

Now he sleeps in prison.

Anonymous said...

Communists are rioting in the streets with the goal of overthrowing the government and killing every last White person in America, israel makes most of our laws via AIPAC, democrats will steal the election via open, unapologetic fraud, everyone in The Fondren will cheer, the economy will crash and the medical industry, including the Ms Dept of Health will work their hardest to void the Constitution via medical tyranny. And it’s only Monday. Discuss.

Anonymous said...

12:46-Me too. How goes that happen is something that has nagged at me for years.

12:47-Are you serious!?! Chokwe attracted some of the greatest business leaders.... no that was not him .. wait I know ..Chokwe made monumental Infrastructure improvements, no that was not him, either. He singlehandedly replaces the entire city’s aging water and sewer system, no not him again. I know he cleaned up the crime! Wait not him either. Sorry, cannot help you.


Anonymous said...



Trump’s taxes have finally been leaked. And wouldn’t you know it, he’s a total fake. He’s not a billionaire. He’s 421 million dollars in debt and is about to get foreclosed on. I pay more taxes than Donald Trump and so do you. Because he’s losing so much money, he’s paid zero in federal taxes 10 of the last 15 years. Two of the years he did pay it was less than 1,000 bucks. He’s been living off credit and hot air. It was all a scam. Just like his college, just like his charity, and just like his political career.

You were so easy for him to scam. He knew you’d be impressed with of all of his boasting. He knew you’d never spot the difference. He knew he’d win you over by taking advantage of your ignorance, your fears, your insecurity, your racism and your ethnocentrism. You were like shooting fish in a barrel for him. He’s convinced you the real news is fake, and the fake news is real. He has you cheering for authoritarianism over democracy. He has you scared and fearful of your neighbors but not of COVID-19. He actually convinced you that he is a Christian. As a former top aide to Vice President Pence just revealed, he thinks you are “disgusting”.

He’s not just a fraud, he’s a criminal. He’s everything he convinced you that Hillary Clinton was four years ago. He’s the one who deserves to be in prison and soon he likely will be. He’s not a Republican and he’s not a Democrat. He’s not a conservative and he’s not a liberal. He’s human trash looking for suckers to take advantage of. And my goodness, did he ever find a willing group of suckers.



I imagine Trump and his propaganda news outlets will attempt to continue the scam, at least for another six weeks. I also imagine some of you, through some unimaginable mental gymnastics, will continue to allow yourself to get scammed. But Trump is going down on November 3 and the American justice system will come after him and his cronies.

Anonymous said...

The Donald is arrogant AO not unlike many NYzC hatd rollers. But I he isn’t a retread Sdonothing Senator who will do whatever is needed to get elected to the “Big Office”. Push the Socialist agenda, no problem.

Anonymous said...

AOC sure had a field day with Trump’s $70,000 hair. He should change his name to Prima-Donner Trump.

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid the history books will make Christmas 2020 be known as bloody Christmas. Regardless of how this election turns out our country is in for some rough times. I'm not a sky is falling person but I've just bought a 1,000 rounds each of .223, .40 and 9mm. Buy all the canned goods you can.

Calm Down said...

@4:02

To fabricate a coup - meaning obama et al wanted to prevent trump from defeating their alpoinyed consensus figurehead, hillary. So they fabricated an excuse to pursue trump by pretending that he and his advisors were in cohoots with the evil putin. The truth is revealed that Obama and the crew used a British spy who hired a Russian spy name Igor to spin yarns from his drinking buddies which was presented to a sleepy and compromised FISA court to rubber stamp warrants that allowed them to gin up something good enough to pass as criminal. Failing that, they continued, hoping to assassinate him in the liberal press.

Of course, u either already knew that or ur as dumb as a post.

Anonymous said...

I wish Deon would take that hat off so we can se his bald head.

Anonymous said...

to all the idiots commenting about ray nagin....nagin was term limited to 2 terms, which he served out,,,,,,,,and after that he went to federal prison.
nothing proves the stupidity of mississippians like an open thread on JJ.

Anonymous said...

Any news regarding 'The Gym Formerly Known as the Courthouse'? The "For Sale" sign is still up, and anytime we've been in town, we haven't seen any signs of activity.

If the proposed plan has fallen-through, it's maybe time to consider making it an Owned-by-Members facility, like Multnomah, in Portland. That one has a waiting list so long, there's a lottery system, for getting a CHANCE to join. A thousand people, chipping-in two thousand, each, would be plenty of capitalization.

Anonymous said...

5:25, dare to explain Hunter Biden's dealings?

Anonymous said...

Is 5:25 that Millsaps professor that went on Fox News and said Trump colluded with Russia without any evidence, and somehow didn't get fired? And they wonder why US News and World Report considers Millsaps #4 in the state. That was a fast fall.

Calm Down said...

@5:25

You've convinced me. All I needed was one more condescending lecture from my betters.

Anonymous said...

When is the Ole Miss professor going to be fired. Shad said the professor is a "certified teacher" in a public school district, per the Mississippi Code statue.

Anonymous said...

Trump will be the president on 1/21/2021 and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The president is selected not elected. Ask Hillary, she knows.

Anonymous said...

The Republicans say the New York Times article re Trump taxes was fake news. They also say to release the information was a crime. Both by definition cannot be true.

Anonymous said...

"nagin was term limited, and after that he went to federal prison."
September 28, 2020 at 9:58 PM"

Well yeah !

That's our point.

Anonymous said...

So, no thread on Mayor avoiding help from Feds?



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