Friday, September 11, 2020

Oops!

Check out what Ole Miss managed to do with, of all things, its stadium cups.  You.can't.make.this.up.


44 comments:

Anonymous said...

So is the guy a porno doctor that graduated from Ole Miss or did they fail to use a photo of an actual doctor? I’m any case, Ole Miss needs a big ole enema and wash out their stupidity

Anonymous said...

The most sought after collectable of the season!

Linda Lovelace said...

Keith is THE MAN!!😂😂

Anonymous said...

Dr Sins is a Ole Miss alum and a gynecologist? That seems rather unfortunate.

Anonymous said...

Is Johnny Wadd on the Ole Miss list too?

(Asking for a friend who partied in The Grove in the early 1970s!)

Anonymous said...

Thank you OM, 2020 is about to turn towards the light!

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah, damn right. Bow chicka wow wow.

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming the uproar is that the dude's picture is on the stadium cup. I also assume some PR lackey just pulled a bunch of stock photos off the internet to make the collage. You know the cheap way.

Anonymous said...

I'm a State fan, but the idiots who should be blamed are the people who sent the picture in. I would much rather have Keith Carter as AD than the liberal piece of trash we have at Mississippi State. Cohen. his wife and family are the weirdest most radical Athletic Department family in America.

Anonymous said...

Cohen is a liberal? How so? Does he vote and campaign for liberals?

Anonymous said...

This is freaking hilarious! Is this trending nationwide on social media?

Anonymous said...

Did Joey Freshwater approve this?

Anonymous said...

But we better get them statues down ASAP. Don't want people thinking of us in a negative light.

Anonymous said...

What the hell? It's Ole Miss by damn!

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss should be defunded! The idea that Col. Rebel, the statue and the flag is offensive and a porn star is acceptable is outrageous! This socialist training camp has had it's time and should be sold off as a toxic waste dump!!!

Anonymous said...

Hotty Toddy, Gosh Almighty, Who The Hell Approved That?

Anonymous said...

Well it was accidental error. Everytime the marketing department walked into the AD office he was having zoom conferences with his favorite doctor so they put him on the cup. HA

Anonymous said...

8:12 Are you being sarcastic? Cohen and his nut job wife are leftist loons.

Anonymous said...

For a school who constantly touts their medical prowess, they should have had books of actual Dr.'s photographs that graduated from the school and not need to perform a Google search for the doctors to put on the cups #HYDR #WOAM. Lack of institutional control apparently is deeper than the athletic department. Can that group up there get anything right? Maybe they should just pour beer on their heads and make it go away.

Anonymous said...

Yes John Cohen and wife are left-wing. Donated money to Hillary Clinton. Organized the gay parade in Starkville last summer. Go look at Nelle Cohen Twitter account and look at the tweet she has pinned at the top. It will explain everything. Be sure to look at the picture at the top of her Twitter account. @nellecohen.

Anonymous said...

@9:06

I was not being sarcastic. I know nothing of these people's personal lives.

Anonymous said...

wonder what he majored in at Ole Miss?

Anonymous said...

KF must have needed some clicks, and he knew the leg humpers would jump on any story about OM with glee (even a story about a cup).

Anonymous said...

Keep laughing, lowly haters of inferior institutions. The Lane Train is revved up and it's going to steamroll the entire SEC, and there is not a damn thing you can do about it. Plumlee and Prep's very own Ealy will both be Heisman finalists. All of Burrow's records are about to be shattered. The national championship heavyweight belt is coming to Oxford, and it's staying there.

We're coming, and we ain't backing down. Hotty Toddy, losers.

Anonymous said...

Now, see...if the Rev. Freeze had still been around, HE would have spotted it right away. Hell, now that he is at Jerry Falwell U, he, Junior, and their wives have probably...partied...with the guy and his wife...

Anonymous said...

7:52 - You need to change allegiances. You were never really a State fan to begin with.

This has always been the university for everybody. We're not particularly liberal, certainly not as universities go. We just welcome everybody and don't have much tolerance for pretense or bullsh*t. We defied segregation in 1963 and we defy it today.

I'm sure there are other nearby universities with a proud history of exclusion that you could support.

Anonymous said...

@10:11, try to make your trolling more believable or it just comes off as pathetic. State fans are normally better at this.

Anonymous said...

Bigger " oops" in the news today is that the return of students to Oxford has brought their CV19 count to 1056 per 100000.

I'm sure football celebrations (before games and/or crying in their cups afterward)by students will improve those numbers (sarcasm).

Anonymous said...

I wonder who the porn connoisseur is that recognized the guy in a thumbnail sized picture among a hundred others.

Anonymous said...

10:24 MSU desegregated in 1965, three years after Ole Miss.

Anonymous said...

well. look at the bright side. at least he's not an alleged child molester.

Anonymous said...

11:58 Ole Miss did not "desegregate" in 1962 - it was "desegregated" and I think you could agree it was against their will. Let's move on into the future about when the university on their own desegregated.

And of course don't forget the movement in 1963 where MSU defied the state Governor and legislative actions to leave in the cover of darkness to get out of state to play in the national basketball finals against a team that (gasp) had "black players". That was the first move of any kind toward dealing with the issue of desegregation on a straight-up basis, unlike the National Guard/Federal Troops, tear gas, riots that you are referring to.

Anonymous said...

They asked students and alums to submit photos of healthcare professionals that graduated from Ole Miss. A student took credit for submitting a photo of the colonoscopy specialist above, whoever was designing the cups didn’t cross check it. The student took credit for the submission on twitter. His buddies laughed.

Anonymous said...

How is Plumlee going to break all the records set by burrow when lane has said corral is number one.

Anonymous said...

You can’t be the flagship without the biggest mast...

Anonymous said...

1:30
Get off your high horse. Playing in the national finals was to MSUs benefit, not the benefit of civil rights.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of porn many hours of amateur porn has been made by Ole Miss students over the years.

Anonymous said...

What's this porn-cup thang got to do with Mississippi State? You people are wrapped around the axle of logical fallacy. Get a Southern Miss grad to 'splain that to ya.

Anonymous said...

I could be wrong, but anyone who posts about a football team they never played on, says "we" when referring to a football program (they don't currently play on) or cries when their team loses is a total douche. Seriously, grow the f up.

Some of you are too stupid to know that the rest of us can't wait to get away from you so we don't have to hear about your shitty football program. And by the way, a marketing degree at, name your college, does not make you a athlete.

Anonymous said...

" Speaking of porn many hours of amateur porn has been made by Ole Miss students over the years"

True.

The same goes on at Mississippi State as well.

Only difference is. . . no farm animals are traumatized at Ole Miss like they are at MSU.





Anonymous said...

a porn star, a SEC Chiken manure college, and a whiskey cup.......now there is a combo that will get the beautiful people of the SEC excited.. keep rolling all you eternal sophomores ..........you all are almost too 50 comments and that's the JJ gold standard..
my god , mississippi must be one boring place to live.

Anonymous said...

" mississippi must be one boring place to live. "

Oh not at all 7 PM.
Mississippi is a very interesting place to live.
One question for ya:

If we are so boring, why are you reading and posting
on one of our state's most popular blogs ?

Anonymous said...

"ms must be a boring place to live"....says a tool cruising a site that is all about MS....at 7pm on a Saturday. Keep trolling you eternal loser....watching others and insulting instead of doing.

Anonymous said...

to 10:03and 5:11............i check this site occasionally to remind me of all the reasons i told mississippi to go take a flying leap, and moved to my own beach in the carribbevn. eternal sophomores and wannabe SEC pretty boys, .....thats all you will ever be.

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