Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Rankin Safe Room Open Tonight

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 


The Rankin County Tornado Safe Room will open Tuesday September 4th at 4:00pm due to impending weather and will remain open until 4:00pm Wednesday September 5th. The FEMA 361 tornado safe room is located at 651 Marquette Road and is designed as a safe place to stay for a short duration of time until severe weather clears Rankin County. Anyone using the safe room must sign in upon arrival and will need to be sure to bring their own food, drinks and any medications or supplies they may need during their stay. Pets are allowed if they are in a kennel, but do not forget to bring water and food bowls and pet food. ANIMALS THAT ARE NOT IN A KENNEL WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE BUILDING. All children must be accompanied by an adult.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

126 people and 278 barking dogs.

Anonymous said...

If you see a car pop up in the middle of this place....that's just Tate and his family....they had MDOT build a tunnel from his house to the safe place.....he uses it when the weather is bad....or when he gets subpoenaed

Anonymous said...

Will they be checking ID for residency?

Anonymous said...

I thought this was one of those new attractions put on by brilliant 20-something year old's where they voluntarily lock themselves and subsequently escape from a room.

Anonymous said...

Safe spaces in Rankin County. Hopefully the crowds from New Orleans can find it easily.

Anonymous said...

The sheriff does a great job of running the safe room. the location and facility serves the community well. And 90% of the cost was covered by the feds. If you've never seen it, it's a nice, functional facility. Good job, Sheriff and good job, Rankin Supervisors. May as well find something positive that happens around here occasionally.

Wai Zho Dum said...

LoL, PANIC!

Anonymous said...

Winds are forecasted to reach as high as 27 MPH tomorrow; so what am I missing?

Anonymous said...

I must be missing a weather forecast somewhere.

coffee and cornbread said...

A steak and a good bottle of bourbon says the same folks bitchin that the safe room is being opened would be the same ones bitchin if it weren't.

Anonymous said...

4:12 pm

So the feds gave $$$ to Rankin and that $$$ was actually used to build a structure...and you’re elated at that fact?

Sad times indeed

Anonymous said...

WDAM stated "Free Pizza" at the shelter in Hattiesburg!

Anonymous said...

Free money from the feds = the government bribing the sheeple with their own money.

Anonymous said...

So a reactionary offering of services because of the lack of insight and foresight involving Katrina is a misdeed?
Riiight. If it weren't for the pearl "community center" I would have never survived that fiasco.

In the real world, if we don't adequately prepare for what we're subject to we're ridiculed; however, if we do, we're also ridiculed.

The concern is a lack of power in instances such as this. Not every municipality has forced energy utilities to go underground.

An abundance of trees and chaotic winds equals downed power lines. Downed power lines for too long cause chaos, especially when dealing with evacuees. Combine that with electronic money and a lack of cash and you have a true disaster.

Most of that printed money is digital, may I remind you. The digitocracy requires power. Without power, the FSA would go apesh*t in two days.

Wisdom and scoffing intelligence are two combating forces fueled by dogmatic egos.


Anonymous said...

The 'Pearl Community Center' allowed you to survive a disaster? Please! Next you'll tell us Tim Frith and The Gospel Echoes pulled you through the toughest of times.


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