Sunday, February 5, 2017

Too funny

Saturday Night Live actually produced a very funny skit last night.  Enjoy.


Anonymous said...

There is nothing funny about Trump's Presidency. His most recent comments on Putin, are pretty close to "High Crimes" where I come from.

Anonymous said...

The humorless Trump administration ironically is the mother lode of satirical riffs like this one. I like General Mattis because he actually jokes and laughs. Like many, I have to wonder why DJT never laughs. He flashes the big smiles, but he defaults to the saturnine gloom of a friendless adolescent. I am sick of his one note view of the world: "We're fucked." What does he mean by "Great"? I think at the core it's "Better to be feared than respected." Everything else follows from that, including autocracies, that is, dictatorships. We're fucked all right, but not in the way the Trumpiots imagine.

Anonymous said...

Hey, how 'bout that Melissa McCarthy?

Anonymous said...

In order to appreciate the satire, you should post what a spicer pressed looks like. Some of us work all day and don't get paid to watch politicians.

Anonymous said...

@ 2:08...just to be have plenty of time to post here, but you're just too busy working to google "Spicer press conference." Got it!

Anonymous said...

1:42 PM Lighten up Francis.

Anonymous said...

This country survived 8 years of the incompetent community organizer. It will survive 4 years of the idiot orangutan.

Donald D Trump (DDT) said...

I Luv Trump. He wears his tie down to his goober. He scotch tape the back of his tie. His wife is a hotty. And, he has got the Democratic howling. What a man. Make America great again!

Anonymous said...

Yep I will survive, but will you... my shelter is built, stocked and has functional utilities..are you prepared?

Johnny Weir said...

8:22 PM Where do you live. Can I come to your Shelter? I'll bring some can spam.

Anonymous said...

1:31 and 1:42
We have survived eight years of Obama's incompetency. I didn't vote for Trump but even I will concede that he will be exponentially better than Obama.

Anonymous said...

Me thinks you will be wishing Obama could have served a third term shortly, Trump will not make 4 years, Pence will even turn on him before the year is done.

Anonymous said...

@5:20 I can say unequivocally that I will never wish Obama could have or would have served a third term. No matter what.

Anonymous said...

Pence will make a" Great" SS officer.

Anonymous said...

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

Anonymous said...

If we wouldn't have had such an idiot for president for 8 years there would have never been a need for Trump.
Think of it as not mowing your yard for 8 years. When you are forced by the city to mow it there are goin to be many bad spots.

Anonymous said...

Only an immature irrational Fox News programmed bigot would believe Trump is a step up from Obama.

But of course this is Mississippi, the same state that hasn't elected a black person to statewide office or to the US Senate since Hiram Revels, Blanche Bruce or James Lynch - that's 148 years!

And yet, the naysayers want others to believe that the dislike for Obama in Mississippi is not "racial"

Trump is a babbling fool. That speaks in circles and contradicts himself in the same sentence. You idiots gave this state to him in the general election, further proving how freakin' ignorant the general consensus is around here.

Its no got'damn wonder why poverty is high, health is poor, quality of life sucks, the workers are the lowest paid in the country, and roads freakin' suck everywhere.

You ignorant bastards have a love affair with futility, you love living in ignorance and wallowing in squalor.

In the words of Booker T. Washington - "You can't hold a man down in a ditch - without staying down with him!"

Keep on eating that garbage the Melted Candle Looking Muthertrucker is feeding you! He's serving you a sh*t sandwich, telling you its filet mignon and you poor stoodges are believing it!

Anonymous said...

Are you blaming the people of Ms. for their not being a qualified black person run for state wide office or to the U.S. senate?

Obama will go down in history as the worst president ever elected. Carter is no longer in last place.

Ms. did not have a single thing to do with electing president Trump. He would have won if there was not a single person voting in Ms. Ms. will never mater when it comes to presidential elections. At least the people of Ms. were smart enough to see what Hillary really is.

Anonymous said...

@ 6:25pm

Look snowflake - there have been plenty of "qualified" black people who have run for state wide office - but you chose the white person because you couldn't stand seeing a black person in that high of a position.

"Ms. will never mater when it comes to presidential elections. At least the people of Ms. were smart enough to see what Hillary really is."

OMG - spoken like a true Trump'turd - a contradiction within the same sentence. Mississippi wouldn't have mattered, but still glad the state went to the freakin Mango Dictator!? You don't know if you are coming or going.

Look, own up to the fact you can't handle seeing a black person in a position of authority. Then at least we are beginning to be truthful with each other.

Anonymous said...

O.k. to all you Trump supporters

Lets look at a comment this idiot actually made on camera, with video evidence

"There are a lot of killers. You think our country's so innocent?" - Donald Trump to Bill O'Reilly - February 4, 2017

"He's running his country and at least he's a leader, unlike what we have in this country..............................I think our country does plenty of killing also, Joe, so you know. There's a lot of stupidity going on in the world right now, a lot of killing, a lot of stupidity," - Donald Trump to Joe Scarborough on December 2015

Would you be o.k. with Barack Obama saying the same garbage!?

If not, you are a blind biased joke and thats why this state is in the condition its in!

Anonymous said...

If you measure a President based on how it actually affected your life, well the last 8 years have been the absolute best for me personally. Wealth and opportunity grew exponentially. So yeah I'd take Obama back in a heartbeat.

Anonymous said...

I want one of these trailer-dwelling, pig-raping,sister-marrying, Trumpanzee losers to call me " snowflake" to my face.

Anonymous said...

Trump is such a candy arse and his supporters look like idiots supporting him!

Just to prove how much of a joke he is.

Now he just tried to one-up Obama by pulling the trigger on Yemen raid. He's talked so much sh*t about Obama, you knew he had to come in swinging by going after Al-Qaida or ISIS.

So of course General Kelly tells him the Yemen raid would be a game changer, and that Obama didn't have the balls to do it.

So Mango Dictator tells Mattis to pull it off.

The whole time the raid is happening, the Melted Candle looking som'itch wasn't even in the situation room, but instead was watching Fox News and tweeting his arse off, while a Navy Seal is killed trying to make him look good!

But of course, the Mango Dictator runs his arse to Maryland to greet the poor soldiers body to get a photo op with his daughter and all the fake Patriots are singing his praises because of the freakin photo op.

Trump is a sham and a scam, can't wait for that som'itch to be impeached to expose the fraud he truly is.

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