Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Madison PD seeks Walmart thief

Crimestoppers issued the following bulletin and pictures. 

The Madison Police Department is asking for help from the public in identifying a shoplifting suspect. On January 30th just before midnight, the white male seen in security camera photos stole an Hp Laptop computer from the Walmart in Madison. The subject removed the computer from a mounting bracket on a counter top in the electronics department where the computer was on display. After removing the computer from the bracket, the subject then concealed the laptop underneath his jacket and walked out of the store. The subject was driving what appeared to be a dark colored SUV or pickup truck with a camper shell over the bed at the time of the incident. Anyone with information that leads to the positive identification and arrest of this individual would be eligible for a reward of up to $2500.00. If you have information to help in this case, please call Crime Stoppers at 601-355-TIPS (8477) or submit a tip online through the Web Tip link on the home page of the Central MS Crime Stoppers website. Or use your mobile device or computer to submit a tip by going to


Donny T said...

Madison. Very dangerous. Sad!

Anonymous said...

Dumb crook if there ever was one. There are probably 20 cameras that caught him doing this and what did he get? A used and abused display computer that may be worth $400.

My question is why are we just now hearing about a crime that took place three weeks ago? They should've put this out before Groundhog Day.

Anonymous said...

This should be easy.

Hold On Here Henry! said...

But if there is no footage of him removing and concealing the item, and these are the only photos they have, he skates.

Anonymous said...

Oh no! He couldn't be from Madison County; must be a black man "in white face".👱🏻

Alpha Storm said...

Doesn't look like he is from Madison

Anonymous said...

Madison is lost!!!! Damn Madison County THUGS!

Anonymous said...

I'm saying BOLO on a Ford Excursion, with the spare on the left rear.

Anonymous said...

Ok everybody just caaaaalm down! Its a white guy in Madison. Im sure he just borrowed it
to use the closest McDonalds WiFi to check his emails. Im sure he'll bring it back any
minute now.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

10:41/10:04/9:35, there's a local TV station which now airs call-in comments. Most of the (mostly slurred and barely-intelligible) comments come from people who sound like senile, morbidly obese alcoholics. Why do I get the impression that I've heard your inane blather "shared" on TV?

Anonymous said...

"On January 30th just before midnight,"

Why do the first two photos look like it was broad daylight outside? No way that was midnight.

"the subject then concealed the laptop underneath his jacket"

How big (or tiny) was that "laptop" (note - they didn't say he stole a notebook). That jacket is open down to his navel, and I can't imagine a laptop that would stay concealed under the small mount of material that is zipped up.

That third photo of the vehicle could be taken at night, but how does it connect to the daylight pictures?

Some things just don't add up here.

Anonymous said...

February 22, 2017 at 1:00 PM

The first two pictures are from the guy entering the building. He was already inside the building. You can see the sliding doors behind him, where it is clearly dark.

Also, as he was entering the building he obviously hadn't already concealed the laptop yet.

I don't math good, but I'm gooder than most at adding.

Anonymous said...

1:00 The first two pictures are on the inside of the building. If you look closely, you can see the parking lot and that it is night time.

Anonymous said...

@ 1:00 he's inside the store in the first two pics. Look past the doors into the parking lot, and you can see it is dark outside.

Anonymous said...

1:00 p.m. - public defender, correct?

Anonymous said...

Blow up that photo and you will see a Yazoo tag!

Anonymous said...

The pictures don't look like mercury light. The look light natural light. Something stinks.

Anonymous said...

February 23, 2017 at 6:27 PM

If I ever am on trial for anything, I pray you are on my jury.

Anonymous said...

Is that Shelton?

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