Monday, December 1, 2014

Note to the readers.

There is a great deal of advertising on this site by the candidates for the Ward 1  City Council election.  Please take the time to watch their videos and read their ads.  The field is a good one.  I  wish we had a field of candidates such as this one in every election for councilman, supervisor, and alderman.  Hell, you can already tell one obvious difference between these guys and most of the city council: they actually have real jobs. They've slogged through the neighborhoods, knocking on doors, asking for votes. Endured the stage fright of debates.  Given up time for work and family and instead given it to you because they thought Ward 1 was worth fighting for on the city council.  They respect you enough to advertise on this site and ask for your vote so please try to show them the same respect and learn more about them on this site as well.  Tomorrow is an important election in Ward 1 so please get out and vote. 


Anonymous said...

KF, with the exception of Barbour this is a good field. Anyone who get elected from this field will be good. Please folks, don't vote for Barbour. To know him is to support the other guys.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, I hope you enjoy the fine steaks at Shapley's. I think you can afford them with all the advertising dollars you're making from this race. Good for you! "You report...we bitch"

Anonymous said...

Ronald Reagan, reincarnated, wouldn't have any influence on Jackson City government. IF I lived in Jackistan, I would have to commit some serious crime and be sentenced to serve on that "council", but the sentence would be overturned on 8th Amendment grounds [cruel, unusual, etc, for you folks that flunked basic civics]

Anonymous said...

@5:12,"this is Billy. He's in our class. I think he's retarded or something."

Anonymous said...

Funny how Carson has focused some of his platform on infrastructure... I can imagine, if elected, it won't be any time at all before Carson's buddy Rudy slides to the fore to offer his services.

Anonymous said...

Remember ABCB.... Anyone but Charles Barbour

Anonymous said...

I agree with you on field, with exception of Dorsey. I can't put my finger on it other than years of experience, but I simply do not believe him or his motivation. Eddie Haskell comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

The real bullshit artist in this election is Amile Wilson. His campaign video about flooding is completely bogus and his bullshit claim that his GI Bill plan for JPD is budget neutral went completely unsubstantiated. Apart from Hickingbottom Wilson is the least qualified candidate in the election. Kingfish is more qualified with more real world experience and common sense than Mr. Smart Budget.

Anonymous said...

Yes appease the Chris McDaniel crowd and don't vote for Barbour. If you want to support them then follow their hatred of that family.

Do Dis Do Dat said...

So - Here we have an appeal to please watch the paid commercial advertisements on this blogsite.

What's next - A request that we tune in on Tuesday morning to AM-1180 for an hour of unbridled torture?

(Kingfish is our hero. Getchur own blog in 3..2..1..)

Anonymous said...

What's next - A request that we tune in on Tuesday morning to AM-1180 for an hour of unbridled torture?

Thanks for illuminating your true idiocy. The Jackson Jambalaya Jackassery Hour is on Wednesday mornings numbskull.

Anonymous said...

11:21 - you're a complete idiot. I live in fondren. There was a lawsuit over the flooding here. Go to the courthouse and look it up. I'd say you were a Free Press reader, except that they even reported on the flooding at Rainbow.

Anonymous said...

Congrats on surviving in the Jackustan DMZ 8:33 AM. Stop being ignorant. Watch Wilson's video. His fabrications weren't about the flooding @ Rainbow.

Anonymous said...

10:56. Stop being ignorant and watch his video. Are you saying he made up the photos? Faked the lawsuit?

Disagree with Wilson's policy, but don't call him a liar. Look at the photos. Look up the lawsuit.

Anonymous said...

Exactly, 9:41!

Anonymous said...

Regarding the stated claims in his flooding video Amile Wilson is a liar.

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