Saturday, February 15, 2014

The Swag Society

Meet some of Oxford's finest.




Better yet, watch her highlight video:



Note: There are rumors floating around Oxford about this particular woman. They hit several sites such as Scout.com and then away they went. The rumor is she was arrested for prostitution recently. Since she was obviously blessed with good looks and works hard to keep them, it didn't take much for such rumors to go viral. The rumors are completely false. She has never been arrested for prostitution or any similar offense. Period. No ifs, ands, or buts. I suspect Scout, et al, will hear from her lawyer. There are no police reports, no arrest reports, no incident reports, nothing for such offenses.

15 comments:

PittPanther said...

Girl on the right is VERY well fed...

Anonymous said...

I suspect J-students at other schools are just as, um, er, impressive.

Anonymous said...

The sort if "extras" the go above and beyond the resume.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it.

Anonymous said...

http://theadvocate.com/home/8110921-125/website-links-co-eds-with-sugar This article in the Baton Rouge Advocate confirms what is going on over at LSU. The oldest trade is being practiced to help pay college tuition.

Pugnacious said...

I like Horace Trahan's music and lyrics better.

Pugnacious said...

Meanwhile, back at the ranch in Columbus, Mississippi, Chicken Little, aka Bigger Pie, has revealed that the sky has fallen on KIOR and that the chickens have flown the coop back to Texas!

Nothing in Birney Imes' Commercial Dispatch of the disaster.

Anonymous said...

... the sky has fallen on KIOR and that the chickens have flown the coop back to Texas!

ANOTHER Haley Barbour fiasco. So let's re-elect Thad and tell Mississippi that this Federale drug is real good shit.

Anonymous said...

Ha. That disclaimer reads as though it came directly from the attorney of the falsely accused. Weird.

Kingfish said...

Spoke to him last night. I called him. He was very nice, had no problem with my post. The whole problem started with the "in custody" at "Lafayette County Jail" on vinelink. She wasn't in jail. Was not arrested. Was not in custody, taken to the station, nothing. Someone ran with it on a large sports site and then it started to go viral.

Heaven help the poster who posted she was arrested for prostitution. Better make himself judgment proof.

Anonymous said...

Can she prove damages?

Anonymous said...

I did spy buried in a google search where she was busted for counterfeit purses in 2012 by the Honorable Jim Hood. You want a link? It's on the AG's website. Maybe that's what this is all about? A 2012 arrest?

Anonymous said...

Great body from the shoulders down. I'm sure the surgeons are proud of their hard work. The "old lady trying to look like a co-ed" head kill it though.

Anonymous said...

...and this is important why?

Anonymous said...

Jackassery. New here?



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