Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Sometimes you should think before you speak.

Former Jackson Mayoral candidate Regina Queen offered this bit of brilliant advice to the independent candidates:

"After witnessing the brutal run-off between Mr. Lee and Mr. Lumumba, I came to the conclusion that the City had had enough and needed to start the healing process sooner rather than later. Therefore, I contacted two of the three independent candidates to see if they agreed with me that it would be best for the City of Jackson to acknowledge that with 20,000 plus votes people had decided who they wanted as their next mayor, and that it was now time to start healing. If I erred, it was an error of the head but not of the heart."

"Apparently, the healing process will have to wait until June 4, 2013," she added.

The independent candidates are Francis P. Smith Jr., Cornelius Griggs and Richard C. Williams Jr
." JFP Article

Um, brilliant. Why? Because under state law any withdrawals will open the door for a write-in candidate. Hmmm..... you mean that would allow people in NE Jackson to write in Squishwell or The Kingfish as Mayor?

I'm liking this idea. Thank you, Regina.

14 comments:

Jeff Lucas said...

Guess we know who will be the next City Attorney...

JL

The Libertarian said...

I hope the write in candidate wins, Squishwell accepts and becomes mayor....only because i would piss off Tom Head.

Burke said...

Vangela Wade would be a good City Attorney. Quinn the Insolvent is such a blatantly ambitious suck-up, that she will self-destruct. Again.

Mayor Kingfish. We can always dream.

Anonymous said...

People, Jackson is about to get so bad that JSU is moving to Madison. Wake up!

Anonymous said...

There will be no write in candidate. Even if it were possible, Squishwell wouldn't be the choice of very many - would come in fourth in a three person race.

Quinn not in line to be City Attorney. My bet - Chief of Staff. Understand that is the promise she got from Chokwe for her 'endorsement'. Probably included some debt retirement - from her campaign, not from her bankruptcys.

Anonymous said...

"Chief of Staff"? Are you serious? Can you name the current "Chief of Staff"? Is there one?

Anonymous said...

Sean Perkins.

Anonymous said...

Who? What the hell are the duties? Tell me without Googling again.

Anonymous said...

In actuality, he is a wooden Indian type guy.

Anonymous said...

Sean Perkins is a great guy, I have known him for many years.

Anonymous said...

Perkins is more qualified to be Mayor than Jonathan Lee.

Anonymous said...

Agreeing with 1:15 and 2:06. I was disappointed that he didn't win his bid for HC supervisor a few years back. Maybe he might consider a run in 4 years after Ludumbba crashes and burns.

Anonymous said...

Given the poor turnout, why not pick the best of the three independents and vote for that person?

KF...why don't you QUICKLY tell us about them and let's all get behind one!

Anonymous said...

JSU did not move to Madison you idiot , do not disrespect my town like that! They open up a campus in Madison . The same way Hinds CC has a campus in Pearl and jackson. I swear some folks are just complete dummies


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