Here is the second email recently sent to all legislators and other community leaders in Mississippi. The email is obviously not true and should be considered as such.
I, A PH.D., AM BEING USED AS A GUINEA PIG BY NAACP
VIA DERRICK JOHNSON, A LEBANESE AND IRANIANS.
PART TWO
The idiot Ph.D. Delta xxxxx xxxxxx is an adjunct instructor in the Speech Department at Jackson State because the female president doesn’t hire anyone to teach a discipline without a degree in that
discipline; however, she is chair of the discipline that she flunked at xxxxxx Universtiy. This female president , Dr. Meyers, has done more in almost two years than all the male presidents before her. The only thing the male presidents did was build a few buildings that weren’t properly designed. John Peoples and Estus Smith spent 90 percent of their time from September 1969 to 1984 helping the Middle East to plot against me and to shield their idiot Ph.D. Delta sister xxxxx xxxxxx, their Golden Girl, Samir Husni’s Lebanon Queen in America and his obsession for helping dumb Deltas , and the Omegas
and Deltas’ Untouchable Girl.
After Peoples and Smith left, James Hefner, an Omega and a handler for the Middle East, began his reign as president of Jackson State and as protector of his Delta sister xxxxx. To shield the dumbest Ph.D. in the world, xxxxx, Samir, Omegas Peoples, Smith and Jesse Jackson, and then general manager of WLBT Frank Melton had the entire United States of America helping and protecting xxxx by using NBC via WLBT to hook her to for nationwide protection and used the entire nation against me, and then Samir got
all other countries in the world to give her worldwide protection and got all other countries in the world against me. In essence, the entire world was helping xxxxx via the NAACP and all its Omega presidents throughout this country, with Derrick Johnson, an Omega and president of the Mississippi chapter of the NAACP, a Lebanese and Iranians helping the NAACP to turn everyone in Mississippi against me, so that no whites and smart blacks would ever find out just how dumb xxxx really is because she has a most extremely serious case of dumbness that she must conceal from everyone, including her sister, who didn’t know what
she and her mother were doing: getting the Middle East, especially Lebanon and Iran, to protect her because xxxxx is mentally incapable of earning anything on her own. Her classmates said that she was given good grades and a high school diploma because her dumb mother was a teacher at Jim Hill who
bossed the principal and did as she pleased: standing in the hallway gossiping during classtime while her students worked in their wookbooks that were never graded, just busy work each day. Then she became a counselor who didn’t earn her master’s degree because her buddies at Jackson State were xxxxx xxxxxx
and xxxxx xxxxx, both Omegas. xxxxx xxxxxx was xxxxx’s godfather.So, they knew she was going to become a Delta.
September 1969, xxxxx entered Jackson State as a freshman and I began my employment there as director of the writing lab and tutorial program. This year was the continuation the plots started when I entered Jackson State as a freshman with xxxx xxxxx, an Omega, as leading handler for the Middle East and his Omega brothers and his Delta sisters--president, deans, vice president, other administrators, students, faculty, staff--on campus, in the capital city and the rest of Mississippi. Every Delta whose office was located in the Blackburn Language Arts Building used Lebanon-coded landline phones on my mind and brain, for example, xxxx xxxx, xxxx xxxxxxx( spelling ?), xxxxx, xxxxx xxxxx via xxxx xxxxx. xxxxxxx wasn’t an evil person, but xxxxx xxxxxx is a lowdown, dirty, evil and stone-hearted bitch. She sold her soul to xxxxx and xxxxx because she didn’t know how to use the journalism equipment and she didn’t know journalism because she was the librarian at Ebony and wore clothes that black women on campus would put in the trash. It showed that she didn’t make much money at Ebony. Her car was falling apart. I don’t know how she made it from Chicago to Jackson. It was two years later after working at Jackson State that she was able to buy wearable clothes and a car.
xxxx xxxxx, xxxx xxxx and xxxx xxxx, an Omega, framed me on the Ole Miss campus the semester before I went to Ole Miss. The most evil man on earth, xxxx xxxxx, had people at Jackson State thinking that xxxx xxxxx got her to teach journalism. That was the lie he was spreading and told people this: “Ole Miss want smart people like xxxx, not dumb people,” implying that I was dumb. The true story is that framing of me was planned by Omega xxx xxxxx, then director of black studies, as part of the Lebanon plots via
Samir, who hired xxxxx xxxxx to work in black studies and then had xxxxx to let her teach a journalism class--I think history of the mass media--to make everyone at Jackson State think she was hired to teach journalism. The Omegas are black beasts that were created by something worse than the devil. Even the devil isn’t as stone-hearted as the Omega bastards.
Omegas and Deltas have been using Jackson State as a haven for the tactics of the Middle East at least since 1950. It might have been earlier, but not later. My most evil, lowdown, dirty, satanic and stone-hearted ex-husband, xxxx xxxxxx, helped the Omegas to frame me and to help xxxx. I gave Dean xxxx xxxxx the details on him from 1959 to this moment. I am now 700 percent that that evil bastard’s only purpose was to help Omegas and Deltas to destroy me by framing me and by helping Samir as an Omega-controlled handler for Lebanon. I was helping him by writing his papers that he got all “A’s” and his speeches, one he delivered on Father’s Day. If it had not been for me, he wouldn’t have graduated on time because of his cumulative grade point average. When I figured out that he had framed me from 1959 until I figured out
some things in 2010, I wanted to cry but God wouldn’t let any tears come from my eyes.
This is what he said the summer 1993 to his friend in the sheriff’s department when my son and I came to get my furniture and other items: “Omegas better stop before the white folks find out what’s going on.” I didn’t know what he was talking about then. I had advertised in The Clarion-Ledger for two weeks about my carport sale starting at 8 o’clock; however, when we arrived at 6:45 a.m., an Iranian and his black girlfriend or wife were already in the driveway. This is what that evil bastard asked me as soon as I stepped inside the front door: “Did you see who’s outside?” I ignored such a stupid and dumb question, but I didn’t know why he asked me that. While I was having my sale, he used the landline phone and sent an excruciating pain through my left ear that traveled to my mind and brain. Now I have figured out everything and Dean xxxxx has the complete story on him from the 1959, when his first tactic of the Middle
East used on me on the campus of Jackson State College, the Omegas’ haven for the Middle East.
I have always had Omegas and Deltas as bosses: all school principals as a student, Omegas and Deltas at JSC--Mrs. xxxxxxx, a Delta, who wasn’t smart, but the evil beasts of Omegas xxxxx and xxxx played her up as being an expert on Shakespeare because I had taken Shakespeare at The University of Missouri at Columbia. Mrs. xxxxx didn’t know half the Shakespeare that I knew; she was superficial with her presentation that Omegas Peoples and Smith had her do at a general assembly. I didn’t take Shakespeare at Jackson State because the quarter she was scheduled to teach it, she met the class about three weeks--total of nine days--during the entire quarter. She was mentally distraught because her husband was liking a beautiful student and didn’t respect her by being seen publicly with her and had a son by her. Students, including some of my sorority sisters, said to me: Come on with us and take Shakespeare
under Mrs. xxxxxx and make an easy “A” because she won’t be in class. She has to give everyone an “A.” I told them that I didn’t want an “A” for knowing nothing. This is why I took William Shakespeare and John Milton at UM in Columbia.
This is the clincher on the Mrs. xxxxxxx’s dumbness: Dr. ? was hired as chair of English. Evidently, xxxxx and xxxx hadn’t looked at his credentials because he had written a book and activity book on William Shakespeare. I went to his departmental talks on Shakespeare, and he and I interperted
Shakespeare works the opposite of Mrs. xxxxx. The students started talking and implying that Mrs. xxxx didn’t know as much about Shakespeare as he did. Do you know xxxxx and xxxx fired the man at the end of
his first year because he was smarter than Mrs. xxxxx? The Omegas do this to everybody who is smarter than a dumb Delta or dumb Omega. That is why they framed me at ten years old because I was too smart for them at this age; therefore, they weren’t going to be able to control my thinking. People who read a lot aren’tcontrolled by the Omegas’ fantastic lies and midget-minded psychology.
A person has be extremely weak-minded, or highly uninformed from a lack of reading, will help a buddy who is a devil--like the NAACP and its Omegas--because the buddy-buddy and dumb-buddy system can’t be penetrated because the truth about them will be revealed. How many illegal degrees besides xxxx’s have been printed in the Omega’s printing shop from 1970 to 1991, when the Omegas’ reign ended at Jackson State with Omega xxxx, who is a college classmate of his Omega brother Jesse Jackson at a poorly rated all-black school in Jackson’s home state of South Carolina.
I know now that the Omegas have been listening in on my telephone calls ever since I was at least fifteen. On April 5, 1968--Dr. King’s death on April 4--I told my late brother who lived in Los Angeles that Jesse Jackson killed Dr. King. He heard this conversation and that is why he and his Omega brothers xxxx and xxxx hooked me to the Jackson Police Department and almost all police stations in Mississippi and their Omegas brothers did the same in every state I visited. Lebanon-coded cell phones and landline phones were used by all blacks to inflict insane-level pain on my mind and brain, even some Omegas who are known nationally are helping Lebanon and Omegas who are U.S. legislators and other black legislators who are controlled by Jesse Jackson, the NAACP--National Association for the Advancement of Certain People, like the idiot xxxxx--and their greed to get much money by any means necessary. Those black men who are heartless and conscienceless like the murderer, embezzler, fornicator, crook, mythomaniac, egomaniac
and destroyer of black journalists who tell the truth on him--Jesse Jackson.
He destroyed the black reporter Angela Parker of the Chicago Tribune because she used public records in Chicago and cities in other states to show that he had embezzled money from the Southern Christian Leadership Conference and had committed fraud. This is what he told her: “I told you to stop digging around in my business. You went all over this country digging in my business. I am going to make you look like a liar. I am going to make it so that you won’t be able to show your face in this city. “ He got thugs, the most notorious gang in Chicago, black male and female janitors, black maids and cooks, black men and women who couldn’t recognize their name on a billboard, black mafia and black welfare women to do
this to her. She had to go underground and is still there. He destroyed her for telling the truth on him. Now that I know what he was doing to her, I am going to try to find her and speak out in her behalf. I am not going to keep quiet when a monster destroys an innocent person.
Jesse Jackson did the same thing to Dr. King: Jesse Jackson infiltrated Dr. King’s marches with communists, but Dr. King didn’t know what Jesse Jackson was doing. One of these communists befriended King so that King would choose him in a position close to King’s. This is Jesse Jackson’s kind of Lebanon deception that I have figured out 700 percent and he and his mentally challenged Omega brothers can’t fool me anymore. He did this to King because J. Edgar Hoover wasn’t messing with King until he was
informed that Dr. King had a communist as a close adviser. Jesse Jackson wanted Hoover to attack King publicly and constantly, so that when he (Jackson) kills King, all blacks would think Hoover did it. Hoover had nothing to do with Dr. King’s death. I have pictures of Yasser Arafat kissing Jesse Jackson while Jackson lies in a hospital bed; Jesse Jackson smoking cigars with Fidel Castro, Jesse Jackson sitting on a throne as one of the three closest friends of the most notorious gang in Chicago; the picture that Alice Tisdale, a David Duke with black skin and a person who lies to make Jesse Jackson look equal to God, is a posed picture that was taken 30 minutes before Dr. King was killed; Jesse Jackson isn’t in the picture taken at the time of King’s assassination; Jesse Jackson, I am 700 percent sure, had his thugs and gang members in the capital city and the rest of Mississippi to make these two national
plots against me to frame me in order to protect the dumbest Ph.D. in the world--Elayne-- to be impossible for me, all whites and all smart blacks to figure out because the state and national NAACP is helping Lebanon via Jesse Jackson as the national handler for Lebanon.
When Abernathy of SCLC and other leaders asked Jesse Jackson to come to Atlanta to be questioned about his embezzling money from the organization, based on the story by Angela Parker, Jesse Jackson wouldn’t go, so Abernathy and the other leaders arranged to have a meeting with him in Chicago. Before these SCLC leaders arrived in a hotel conference room, Jesse Jackson had his brainless blacks--thugs, gang members, black male and female janitors, black men and women who can’t read and write, black maids and cooks, black
welfare women and other undesirables--already in the back of the conference room. As these leaders entered the conference room, these blacks chanted: “Don’t get messy with Jesse.” Will an educated black say something like that? I hope not. This is why Jesse Jackson uses brainless blacks to support him in his evildoings.
The NAACP has been helping Lebanon against for at least 53 years, and it has been controlled by Omegas for this same length of time. The Omegas have been framing me statewide for 64 Years. Jackson State has been a haven for helping Lebanon via Omegas and Deltas for least 63 years. Omegas and Deltas have been framing me nationwide for 46 years.
Omega Jesse Jackson doesn’t realize that he as an extremely serious mental problem because he was teased for twelve years by his schoolmates as being “NOBODY WITH NO DADDY” because his mother gave birth to him when she was a sixteen-year-old child, being impregnated by a married next door neighbor. I strongly believe that because of this experence, he doesn’t want any black journalists to tell the truth on him because the truth makes him look extremely bad. Thus, he goes all over this country destroying black journalists who won’t lie on him to make him look good. I am that journalist in Mississippi and
I am the journalist in Mississippi that the Omegas and NAACP have made a target of Lebanon. As soon as I finish writing my book titled "Journalistic Approach to Teaching Grammar and Word Usage: An Alternative to Traditional Approach," I am going to write a autobiographical novel on being used as a guinea pig, having
electronic torture and mind control used on me and having been hooked to the Jackson Police Departement since 1969 and title it, "The Hidden Flower in Mississippi."
Jesse Jackson has the last name of his stepfather; his biological father is Noah Robinson Sr. Jackson hasn’t ever introduced his wife and mother on national TV, not even when he ran twice for president as all other candidates have done. However, he has appeared on national TV with his mistress at
his side and whom he has a daughter by.
THE NAACP HAS HAD A LEADING ROLE IN THE HELPING LEBANON IN THE COUNTRY AND HAS BEEN HELPING LEBANON IN MISSISSIPPI GOING NOW IN ITS 54TH YEAR.
THE OMEGAS AND DELTAS ARE NOT ONLY TEAM HANDLERS FOR THE MIDDLE EAST IN MISSISSIPPI BUT ALSO THE BLACK MAFIA IN MISSISSIPPI VIA THEIR OMEGA BROTHER JESSE JACKSON, WHO HAS A BLACK MAFIA IN CHICAGO THAT HE USES AGAINST BLACK JOURNALISTS WHO TELL THE TRUTH ON HIM AND ANY OTHER BLACK WHO TELLS THE TRUTH ON HIM.
I COULD GO ON AND ON, BUT I WILL STOP HERE.
THANKS FOR READING THIS. THE OMEGAS, DELTAS AND BLACK LAW ENFORCEMENT MAKE SATAN LOOK LIKE AN
ANGEL. THEY AREN'T HUMANS, BUT CREATURES OF AN UNKNOWN SPECIES. I NEED YOUR SUPPORT IN
EXPOSING THESE CREATURES THAT ARE THE CREATION OF THE DEVIL: NAACP, OMEGAS, DELTAS,
BLACK LAW ENFORCEMENT, THEIR HANDLERS AND THEIR ACCOMPLICES.
Thursday, May 9, 2013
It's a conspiracy: Part II
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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
5 comments:
What the heck is this about? I read through the first post and left with such a disjointed story, I barely finished this post. This stuff is lunacy.
This makes me really sad. It's not often we get to see the thought process of someone with this level of paranoia and (really) delusion. How awful it must be to live believing that all those things are true, that so many people are out to get her.
I hope someone in her family can get her some help. It's got to be a miserable existence.
I've gotten at least 4 of these.
But she can still buy a gun, right?
TFL;DFR
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