This letter was sent to every member of the legislature as well as quite a few other people. Obviously most, if not all, of it is not true. Just thought I'd post it for humor purposes and to show you what our leaders have to deal with at times. Enjoy.
OMEGA JESSE JACKSON GOT A LEBANESE TO MESS UP THE MIND OF AN AKA TO PROTECT HIS DELTA SISTER xxxxx xxxxx-xxxxxxx.
FROM: xxxx x xxxx, PH.D., AN AKA AND A JOURNALIST FROM VICKSBURG (formerly Dr. xxxxx x. xxxx)
NOTE: PLEASE EXCUSE ANY ERRORS BECAUSE I AM SO ANGRY I COULD BITE THE HEAD OFF A NAIL.
Before I related the details of how the black fraternity Omega Psi Phi, also known as Omegas and Q’s, and the black sorority Delta Sigma Theta, also known as Deltas, used two national plots via the Middle East to frame me to protect their Delta sister xxxxx, let me present some information on her and on me. Then I will let xxxxx xxxxx tell you about Omega Jesse Jackson, who has the most extremely strong ties to Lebanon via Yasser Arafat, who kisses Jackson in a photo I have, and his most extremely strong ties to the Arabs in Chicago, who ran his presidential campaign in 1984 and in 1988.
INFORMATION ON THE DELTA xxxxx:
In September 1969, xxxx enrolled in Jackson State College, andvI began working as director of the writing lab and tutorial program.In addition, Omegas Jesse Jackson, xxxx xxxxx and xxxx xxxx hooked me to the Jackson Police Department to get entire Jackson State to frame me from 1969 until I left in May 1987 to teach journalismat Ole MIss, which saved my life. Jesse Jackson and his Omega brothers had gotten Samir Husni from Lebanon to drive me insane via electronic torture on my mind, brain and skull, and mind control, and, if that didn’t work, Jesse Jackson was going to kill me.
I had no mental agony until xxxx came to Jackson State University in January 1980 to mis-educate students in the Mass Communications Department after having flunked journalism her first semester at Southern Illinois University in Carbondale, where foreigners from the Middle East had a well-organized underground to help dumb Deltas like xxxxx to get their master’s and doctor’s degrees. xxxx is Samir’s Lebanon Queen in America, and he saw to it that xxxx got all top positions in the discipline she flunked: Chair of Mass Comm at Jackson State, Director of Public Relations for Jackson Public Schools and now Chair of Mass Comm at Belhaven University. xxxx hasn’t ever had to earn anything: not her high school diploma, not her only two legal degrees--bachelor’s degree in speech communication from Jackson State in 1973 and Ph.D. in speech communication from SIU in May 1980. Her classmates and schoolmates said that her mother was an English teacher who didn’t know English and became a school counselor, always put xxxxx with the two smartest girls at each grade level to help xxxx with her homework and to let her copy from them on tests and exams, and that xxxx and her mother had extremely dangerous connections. From what I was told, xxxx's sister didn’t know her mother and sister were doing this: getting foreigners from the Middle East to help her, especially Lebanon and Iran, because, according to her classmates, she was mentally incapable of earning anything on her own. xxxxx has illegal degrees in mass communications--1974--and a master’s degree in Educational Technology, which wasn’t approved by the College Board. The only educational technology JSU had at that time was an overhead projector. Joke! It’s true. She got Samir to tamper with my mind in 1980 upon her arrival to JSU. Omegas have had me hooked to Jackson Police Department since 1969 to this moment and got black law enforcement to hook me to almost all police stations in Central Mississippi. Plots against me to frame me are being carried out in Oxford, Vicksburg, Clarksdale, Clinton, Brandon, Pearl, Madison, Ridgeland, Flowood and other towns/cities in Central Mississippi simultaneously to protect the idiot Ph.D. Delta xxxx, whom Samir had the entire world shielding, protecting and helping her and against me.
INFORMATION ON AKA FLORA:
I graduated from Bowman High School as valedictorian of my class; earned a bachelor’s degree in Language Arts/English with a minor in social science from Jackson State College as an honors grad; earned a master’s degree in journalism from the University of Missouri School of Journalism at Columbia, where I took courses in William Shakespeare, John Milton and Human Ecology; earned a Ph.D. with an emphasis in journalism and a minor in Sociology from The University of Southern Mississippi; took courses in Composition and Linguistics at The University of Illinois at Urbana-champaign; taught the English section of the GED at Hickman High School in Columbia, MO, and started a GED program at Second Baptist Church in Oxford after retiring from Ole Miss in 2004, where I was the first black and the first female to retire from the department, which is now the School of Journalism and New Media under the extremely competent leadership of Dean Will Norton.
Even though photography is not on my transcript, I did all of the assignments in this class for a semester. All print majors had to go to this class for two or three weeks to understand how print media and photography make a reporter’s story complete. I took a course in geography at Jackson State.
INFORMATION ON OMEGA JESSE JACKSON:
Jesse Jackson was an extremely poor wirter. Smart black men write for him--his speeches, columns and explain complicated information to him. He and Samir go all over this country helping dumb Deltas
and dumb Omegas, framing AKAs because Samir doesn’t like AKAs. He wants all dumb Deltas to appear to be smarter than all AKAs because he wants to deceive all whites and all smart blacks into thinking that all Deltas are smarter than all AKAs. Strange? No. Samir is obsessed with protecting dumb Deltas; thus you see what he did for xxxxx, the dumbest Ph.D. in the world. He had the entire Jackson, Miss., entire Mississippi, entire United States of America and the entire Middle East helping xxxx and against me.
Jesse Jackson and Samir are going all over this country trying to destroy all black journalists who tell the truth on him. I am the target of Jesse Jackson and the Middle East in Mississippi because I know THE REAL JESSE JACKSON, who was teased for twelve years by his schoolmates as being “NOBODY WITH NO DADDY” because his mother gave birth to him when she was a sixteen-year-old child, being impregnated by a next door married man, who had nothing to do with Jesse Jackson until he was sixteen. He was a Burns, his mother’s maiden name, and then his stepfather adopted him, thus the last name Jackson. His biological father is Noah Robinson.
Jesse Jackson destroyed the black reporter Angela Parker of the Chicago Tribune because she used public records in Chicago and other cities and wrote a story about his embezzlements and frauds. This is what he told her as if she were a child: “I told you to stop digging around in my business. I am going to make you look like a liar and you won’t be able to show your face in this town. He used thugs, the most notorious gang in Chicago, black male and female janitors, black men and women who couldn’t recognize their names on a billboard, the unemployed black men and women, women on welfare to destroy Angela Parker, who had to go underground, and this is where she is today. Another black reporter in Chicago who also wrote a book on him had to have 24/7 police protection-- watched her house all night and escorted her everywhere she went because the police department received a tip that Jesse Jackson had a hit out on her life. After two years, she left Chicago and moved to Washington, D.C., where she wrote another book on him titled “No, I Won’t Shut Up!” I have both books by her. An extremely smart black pastor in Los Angeles has an Annual Day of the Repudiation of Jesse Jackon on Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday ever since 2000, and he said he will continue to it until every black person in this country ignores Jesse Jackson as if he didn’t exist or until he repents. He said he hopes it won’t be long. The following is what another smart black man said about Jesse Jackson throughout this country and at many colleges and universities. People asked Jesse Jackson why didn’t he sue Cokely for slander? Jesse Jackson never reponded to these questions because you can’t sue a person for telling the true. Read the following carefully.
Jesse Jackson set up Martin Luther King. Steve Cokely - (KF note: these were apparently links)
Assata Shakur
Steve Cokely began circulating this stuff back in the early 90s; I remember
\when it came out at least two years before the Million Man March.
Steve Cokely Says Jesse Jackson Killed Martin Luther King Jr
Dec 21, 2011 ... Steve Cokely Accuses Jesse Jackson Killed Martin Luther
King Jr (Video 1 of 4). Watch more videos here daily.
Jul 21, 2010 ... Steve Cokely accuses Jesse Jackson of being Judas in the
conspiracy to murder Dr. Martin Luther King.
Steve Cokely - Live and Uncensored - Now Will You Listen?
Learn how Jesse Jackson got out of Memphis after the King Assassination
when all roads were closed. Research Presentations By Steve Cokely.
PART TWO IS FORTHCOMING LATER TODAY.
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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
14 comments:
That Elayne Anthony is the devil ya'll! *facepalm*
Is this by any chance from a certain Greenwood psychiatrist?
Wow...can't wait for part two. Actually, I can......
I thought the same thing as 10:21 am .
In the 20+ years I have been out of college, I don't think I have mentioned my own or anyone else's sorority as much as she does her own and the "Deltas" in that one missive.
I'm a member of the Legislature. This individual has written at least six such ramblings, perhaps more, during the last couple of years. In this day and age, I was sufficiently concerned with the delusional nature of her first letter that I turned it over to The Capitol Police for their investigation. She is obviously very disturbed.
Who is the Omega? Based on the info given it was easy to identify the Delta ,same may be said for AKA Flora.
The writer is certainly qualified to serve in the Obamatollah administration.
Relax, it's just Charlotte Reeves. She's perpetually pissed because nobody recognizes her claim to relevance.
I was going to suggest it might be Miz Stokes but there's too much subject-verb agreement.
Just check the local tea party websites to figure out who the author is. Something like this should really stand out. The unique style and insights
Other than spinning on your thumb, 5:30, have you other talents? If you have a point, make it.
8:48: You may also want to Google:
Ron Paul Tinfoil hat sale.
Images from the dark side.
Twilight Zone reruns.
Operating on yourself saves money.
I have met and spent time with the person who wrote this. She is a very intelligent person with a big heart who has done so much good for her community with education and mentoring young people. She tells them the truth about responsibility and accountability instead of making excuses for them. She has done some amazing things with her life, especially given her circumstances. Her wit is delightful and her smile is contagious.
Now, all that being said, isn't it a shame that a jewel like this is covered with the dust of mental illness? She's the type of person who tells the truth about what she sees. She's a journalist. But now she's seeing and hearing things that don't exist. But the journalist in her won't be silenced. It's very, very sad.
Our state government cuts funding for mental health. Then they get this letter. Sadly, the irony is lost on them.
Now, all that being said, isn't it a shame that a jewel like this is covered with the dust of mental illness?
That was a really nice line. Seriously.
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