Flora sent out another email to legislators and other leaders in Mississippi. This explains more of her philosophy and avoids the personal attacks for the most part. The Peterson column she included is italicized.
FROM: FLORA A. CALDWELL, PH.D., AN AKA
AND A JOURNALIST FROM VICKSBURG
(formerly Dr. Flora C. McGhee)
DATE: MAY 18, 2013
Note: Please excuse any errors because I took a break from writing on my book to write this email.
My degrees are from Jackson State College, where I also took courses in Geography, undergraduate and graduate courses in Research; The University of Missouri School of Journalism at Columbia, where I also took courses in John Milton, William Shakespeare, a graduate course in Research and Human Ecology; The University of Southern Mississippi, where I also took a course in Social Psychology and two Research courses, with an emphasis in Journalism and a minor in Sociology; Further Study in English, taking courses in Composition and Linguistics, at The University of Illinois in Urbana-Champaign.
PLEASE READ EVERY WORD OF AN EXTREMELY SMART BLACK PASTOR, JESSE LEE PETERSON, SAID: READ CRITICALLY AND COGITATE PROFOUNDLY.
BLACKS NEED NO LEADERS
"The day of the leader must end--the dawn of the individual must arise."
"Black pastors are also guilty of spreading racial hatred through their sermons and by inviting hate-filledleaders into their churches to spread divisiveness and racial tension.
"Many black pastors and members of the radical leftist Congressional Black Caucus were opposed to
President George W. Bush's efforts to remove Saddam Hussein. These leftists are showing their
anti-American and anti-Jewish biases. They're apparently willing to support any regime as long as
it's against American interests or security.
"Democratic presidential candidate Al Sharpton, for example, was a speaker in January 2003 at an
anti-war rally in Washington, D.C., sponsored by ANSWER (Act Now to Stop War and End Racism),
a coalition spun off of the Workers World party, an openly communist group. Who shared the podium
with Sharpton? Congressional Black Caucus leader John Conyers of Michigan gave his support to this rabidly anti-American rally. The infamous former representative from Georgia, Cynthia McKinney, was also on stage to rant against our war on terrorism.
"In February 2003, I invited the co-director of the Los Angeles branch of ANSWER, John Parker, on my daily Information Radio Network to find out his view. After repeatedly asking him this same question, he finally admitted that he trusted Saddam Hussein more than President Bush.
"BOND (Peterson's organization) fully supports President Bush's commitment to fight world-wide Islamic terrorism, and we have been deeply concerned over the future of Israel. I consider Israel to be our spiritual brother, as well as a key, rational democratic partner. If we fail to stand with Israel, I believe America will fail to stand.
"Many black pastors neglect to teach a moral message to their congregations. Many of them wink at sex outside of marriage and others are openly pro-abortion and pro-homosexual. In 2000, a group of black churches gathered at the National Black Religious Summit IV Sexuality Conference at Howard University School of Divinity in Washington, D.C.. The summit was sponsored by the Black Church Initiative, a program of the Religious Coalition for Reproductive Choice. The group's three-day conference featured pro-abortion advocate and former U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders. Several hundred pastors and youth leaders from black churches attended.
"This is the woman who, while serving as our surgeon general under Bill Clinton, called for public schools to teach boys and girls how to masturbate as part of their sex education lessons. And several hundred black pastors and youth leaders listened to her at this pro-condom, pro-abortion, and pro-homosexual conference at a black school of divinity!
"At one time, children grew up believing in God and loving and respecting their parents because they were respectable. Many of today's children, particularly in the black community, do not believe in God and do not love their parents. They instead believe in leaders who know how to bring out their rage and justify it. This is why blacks are so heavily anti-war and anti-American. These leaders are expert at redirecting the people's rage at the targets of their choice. They are skillful manipulators and are the enemies of black Americans. This is why I maintain that blacks don't need leaders. They need blacks who will inform them about the truth of our nation--the greatest in the world--and its heritage of freedom. America is imperfect, of course, but it has been the beacon of freedom of millions of individuals throughout our history.
"There is also a false idea being perpetuated in the black community that the political leaders we elect must be black. I wholeheartedly object to such a notion. The most important aspect of a good leader is character. When I go to the polls, I choose candidates with character, regardless of whether they are black or white. Character, not color, is what counts. (You already know that I am this way.)
"Blacks must learn that true freedom from poverty is available only through hard work and perseverance,
not through affirmative action programs, protesting, or blind allegiance to black leaders. Progress can only be made when blacks throw off the oppression of their civil rights leaders and learn to stand on their own. The key to the future for blacks is a commitment to America and its ideals of freedom, person responsibility, the free enterprise system, and moral principles.
ALL BLACKS SHOULD READ "UP FROM SLAVERY" BY BOOKER T. WASHINGTON. I READ IT MANY YEARS AGO.
"At the age of nine, Booker T. Washington found employment as a salt packer. He later worked in coal mines and eventually became a houseboy for the wife of Lewis Ruffed, the owner of the mines. This woman encouraged Washington to pursue an education, and in 1872, he entered the Hampton Agricultural Institute.
"While at Hampton, Washington worked late into the night as a janitor in order to pay his room and board. In his autography, he wrote: I gladly accepted (the job) because it was a place where I could work out nearly all the cost of my board. The work was hard and taxing, but I stuck with it. I had a large number of rooms to care for, and had to work late into the night, while at the same time I had to rise by four o'clock in the morning, in order to build the fires and have a little time in which to prepare my lessons. (All blacks should know the rest about this smart black man and Tuskegee Institute.
BLACK LEADERS AND INFLUENTIAL BLACKS CONTINUE TO SPREAD HATRED FOR AMERICA.
"I encounter this spirit in churches, on TV and radio, and on college campuses where I frequently speak. "I gave a speech at Penn State in late 2002 for the College Republican organization on campus. Several angry students who identified themselves as members of the college Black Caucus came to hear my speech and began delivering a series of diatribes against me during the Q&A session.
"One young woman stood up and shouted at me that she deserved reparations because she wouldn't be here in America if it weren't for slavery. She yelled that America was a racist society and that capitalism was the enemy of blacks. She kept screaming uncontrollably and refused to let me respond to any of her accusations. Other radical blacks eventually stood up and began shouting at me. One of them looked like he was coming toward the podium to physically attack me. They all indicated their hatred for America. (This is what the blacks are doing to me by keeping me from saying much in public, but letting the dumb blacks do most of the talking. When Clarence Thomas came to Ole Miss to speak, black students came, but the smart faculty had class, and when Thomas finished speaking and answered questions, I was the only black in the audience to stand for a standing ovation. A black student came to my office thereafter and asked me why did stand. I told her because he is smart and knows what he is talking about.)
"Unfortunately, there is a virulent strain of anti-capitalism and anti-Americanism that runs throughout all of the black power and civil rights groups. Most of the so-called black leaders are socialists, but hide their true philosophy by calling themselves 'progressives. These individuals despise free enterprise and favor a government that will control every aspect of our lives. These men and women want welfare dependence and the control of individuals. Because of their foolish philosophy, they routinely oppose any efforts that might provide blacks with the true freedom or encourage independence and productivity."
"REMEMBER THE STORY OF JIM JONES? BLACKS HAVE BEEN DRINKING THE KOOL-AID FOR YEARS.
"My encounter with the hostile anti-capitalist and racist blacks in the Black Caucus at Penn State made me more concerned than ever about the danger of blacks turning their lives over to a racist leader or to a foreign ideology that causes them to hate America, whites, and the free-enterprise system. Those students have fallen victim to corrupt leaders who teach them to hate and teach them to obey blindly. They face a dismal and hopeless future.
"The followers of Jim Jones--mostly black--had moved with him to Guyana from San Francisco, California, to flee from America and to practice their peculiar religion in obscurity and freedom. These were well-meaning people who wanted to worship God in their own way, but they were eventually turned into slaves by Jim Jones' charismatic personality and teaching. Eventually, they lost all reason and blindly obeyed whatever Jones told them to do. This brainwashing process took Jones Years to accomplish, but he ultimately had the power of life and death over his mental slaves. The majority of his followers willingly died for him when he told them to drink from the poisoned cup." (I am not becoming a mental slave of Omega Jesse Jackson, his Omegas, black law enforcement or any other blacks just for you to accept me. I am not selling my soul to anyone but God, the one in the Bible. If you want to obey Omega Jesse Jackson and the other most heartless and most conscienceless black men, you do that. Just leave me the hell alone, but I am colorblind and will always choose right over wrong, even if I have to be myself for the rest of my life. Right or wrong has no color; hate or love has no color; a lie or the truth has no color. The Omegas have been framing me ever since I was ten years old by telling billions of lies on me because I am smarter than any Omega or Delta in Mississippi, especially their idiot Ph.D. Delta sister xxxxx xxxx-xxxxxxx, who has illegal degrees, flunked journalism her first semester at Southern Illinois University in Carbondale, and mis-educated students in mass comm at Jackson State.)
"BLACKS DESPISE BLACK INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE INDEPENDENT AND FREE-THINKING."
"In late 2002, black entertainer Harry Belafonte took aim at Secretary of State Colin Powell by calling him a 'house slave' to President George W. Bush. According to Belafonte, 'There's an old saying in the days of slavery(sic). There are those slaves on the plantation and there were those slaves in the big house. You got the privilege of living in the house to serve the master. Colin Powell was permitted to come into the house of the master.'
"Belafonte also accused Bush's National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice of turning her back on blacks. He said he considers Rice to be worse than Powell because she has allegedly failed to make more 'lenient or appropriate' public comments about blacks than Powell has. Of course, Jesse Jackson also had to jump into this controversy by adding his anti-black conservative thoughts: 'I'd like to see both (Powell) and Condoleezza Rice show some moral backbone, show some courage, show some commitment to principles that are far higher than those being espoused by their boss. (If black people think that I am going against my state and my country to help any black or white person, they have to be mindless and brainless. To me, Jesse Jackson is a USELESS HUMAN. HE HAS NOT ONE POSITIVE QUALITY; EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS NEGATIVE. Belafonte is on the list of blacks who went with Jesse Jackson to meet Arafat.)
"The totalitarian civil rights leaders do not want free-thinking, independent blacks. They want Jonestown-type followers who will blindly obey, donate their money to extremist causes, and vote a straight Democratic ticket. I reject this dictatorial control over my life, and I am working to convince others to throw off this cult-like hold that racist blacks have over other blacks." (I am not a Democrat; I am not a Republican. I vote based on issues: If I agree with the democrats on an issue, I'll vote for a democrat. However, if I agree with a Republican on an issue, I'll vote for a Republican. I support Gov. Phil Bryant 100 percent because he is this state's only education governor since William Winter in 1984 because the law then was a governor couldn't succeed himself. I deal with issues only.
THE KOOL-AID OF EBONICS
"In 1997, the Oakland School Board made national headlines with its plan to encourage black students to speak ebonics as a legitimate language. It also recommended that ebonics receive the same kind of federal funding provided for Spanish and Asian-speaking students. Fortunately, the public outcry against this idiocy was immediate. (Five months after deciding to promote ebonics, the Oakland School Board became so embarrassed that it rescinded its proposal.)
"During this controversy, I went to Sacramento and testified against ebonics before a California Senate Committee, and I was criticized by black radicals who supported it. My presentation proved to be brief and quite eventful. I began by saying that there is no such thing as ebonics. 'This is just another attempt by people like Jesse Jackson, Maxine Waters, the Oakland School Board'--I then turned and looked right at Diane Watson, who is an influential black leader and was a state senator at the time---' and Diane Watson to control black people, and keep them down for their own personal gain."
EVERYTHING JESSE JACKSON AND BLACK LEADERS ARE DOING IS TO HELP DUMB BLACKS LIKE xxxxx xxxxx-xxxxxx, NOT TO HELP SMART BLACKS, EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE SMART BLACKS HELPING THE DUMB OMEGA JESSE JACKSON. WHITE UNIVERSITIES BETTER STOP DOING STUPID STUFF THAT BLACK LEADERS ARE DOING TO HELP SUPER DUMB BLACKS. SMART BLACKS DON'T NEED SPECIAL TREATMENTS.
I READ AN ARTICLE THIS MORNING IN WHICH BLACK LEADERS WANT PRIVATE WHITE COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES TO LOWER THEIR ANNUAL COST SO BLACKS CAN GO TO THESE UNIVERSITIES. WHITE NEED TO HELP SMART BLACKS; DUMB BLACKS NEED TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE AND BECOME EDUCATED THIS TIME AROUND. I AMEN EVERYTHING PETERSON SAID. I WAS THINKING THIS LONG BEFORE I READ HIS BOOK. THIS IS WHY I AM LETTING HIM SPEAK FOR ME.
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY. I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY.
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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10 comments:
Could you put Flora's commentary on Peterson's text in italics or highlight it? In places, it's hard to tell who is saying what.
Just askin'.
OK, the broad is nuts and likes to write incredibly long, insane missives. I think the point has been made. Is there a need to continually post these overly long doses of crazy?
She reads like the perfect choice to replace Kazikazi over at the Free Fondren Harpy.
Woman was a journalism professor at Ole Miss for 17+ years. Explains some of the comments on here and possibly why you rednecks are so scared of black people lol.
I wonder if she knows that Rev. Peterson doesn't think women should be allowed to vote.
Do you need a license to be a journalist?
Do you need a license to be a journalist?
This is how complicated it gets:
You wanna be a journalist?
Yeah.
Poof.....you're a journalist.
Thanks 4:37 PM.
I thought it was fairly simple but in class Donna Ladd told us that we had submit to her mentorship, confess to sins that we didn't commit and only write about subject lines that she pre-approved.
It was surreal and odd. Because it was clear she wasn't a Nun until she wanted to be a Nun.
In all fairness, an education at the University of Missouri's journalism school is a really top notch education in journalism. There might not be any particular requirements to be a journalist. But, if there were, that particular education would be a very impressive start. That doesn't mean she's not nuts.
I majored in journalism at Ole Miss when Dr. McGee (as she was then known) was a professor. I remember her as a nice woman who would buy me sodas when I worked in the office as part of a work-study program. Obviously, she has been stricken with a severe mental illness. I do not think her plight deserves the ridicule shown on here. I assume most of you consider yourselves Christians. Would Jesus approve of what you are doing?
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