Monday, May 27, 2013

Canning the Kaze

Yup. Its true.

Mr. Kamikaze is no more at the Jackson Free Press.  He was released several weeks ago.  Mr. Kaze supported Jonathan Lee. Figure it out.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

When you're talking about the media arm of Mayor Johnson's campaign, what other result could one expect. Keeping a supporter of the enemy on board was out of the question!

Anonymous said...

What ever happened to a person's freedom to support the candidate of their choice?

Anonymous said...

sorry 11:21. Hate to 'defend' the JFP, but the same thing that happened to a private business owner setting the policies of his/her business. One is not entitled to a job and an employer is not required to maintain an employee. While the reasoning of Donnagirl may not be commendable you should turn your question around before asking it.

Kingfish said...

Yup. Free enterprise. Free will. Freedom of choice.

I'm there with ya.

Anonymous said...

12:18, isn't viewpoint discrimination illegal though?

Anonymous said...

I don't think he was ever employed by the JFP. He wrote a column. Was he even compensated for that?

Who Actually Cares said...

There's no such thing as illegal viewpoint discrimination. Nor is this about 'free enterprise'. It's simply not illegal to terminate someone's employment in this circumstance. You can fire an employee for any reason or no reason at all as long as it's not for an illegally discriminatory reason.

Anonymous said...

Who knows or cares if he was ever conpensated? Interns often are in unpaid assignments. Snort.

Anonymous said...

I find it highly ironic that DonnerKay brags on her Twitter account that bigots hate her when she herself is one of the biggest bigots around.

Websters defines a bigot as: a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices.

But as a veteran here on Memorial Day, while I remember my fallen friends who didn't make it home and paid the ultimate price so you could print your drivel, I want to thank the JFP for helping me with the celebration. I picked up a copy today with my bag of Kingsford.

The JFP gets my "Best of Jackson" nomination for the best free charcoal starter in the state.

Anonymous said...

JSU terminated, word on the street says, Kaze for the same reason..

Anonymous said...

" The JFP gets my "Best of Jackson" nomination for the best free charcoal starter in the state."

That's a good one 3:59.

Anonymous said...

Musical chairs. Louis Armstrong terminates himself and the Council hires him. Clarion Ledger fires Stringfellow and JSU hires him. Everybody fires Bracey Coleman and somebody always hires him. JSU fires Kammi and Ladd hires him Ladd fires Kammi and watch Stokes and Graham give him a contract. This crap is way better than the sleepy hum-drum of blue peacocks.

Anonymous said...

You know, I just can't understand why more people don't take a middle-aged guy who still insists on going by his juvenile nickname from his failed rap career seriously.

"Yo yo yo Kamikaze in da hizzouse wif some dope freshness about the capital city in my hard hitting column."

Anonymous said...

Seems to me Kingfish that the logical thing to do as the entrepreneur behind JJ is to offer Franklin a regular spot here to run on the same frequency and weeks that his column used to run at the JFP.

Kingfish said...

That would be the logical thing to do.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish never was one to recognize logic.

But, he'll consider it if it will piss off Miss Ladd.

Anderson Wankerson said...

Kingfish never was one to recognize logic.

Maybe so but beyond ChiliCheeseDoubleChinFries Reeves there are next to zero politicos that KF takes repeatedly like a narcotic without question.

The King milks a small herd of cows but few are sacred.

Anonymous said...

Sacred cows have no known association with logic, tool.


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