Thursday, July 12, 2012

The Hinds Circus continues Monday

Take a look at the agenda for the meeting of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors Monday:

Page 1. Doug Anderson wants to discuss the reinstatement of recently-terminated Emergency Operations Center Director Jimmie Lewis. Looks like the long arm of Bennie Thompson reached out to Doug on this one.

Page 1. Discuss the election commissioners.... again. Look under "Elected Officials"

Page 2: Kenneth Stokes. Wants to hire a lawyer to sue MDOT over inequitable highway funding between Hind, Madison, and Rankin counties. Here is a video of him raising hell about it at the last meeting:



Copy of agenda

This should be fun.

Posted by Kingfish at 1:21 PM

11 comments:

Shadowfax said...

Do Kennuff think there isn't enough highway exits INTO Jackson or LEAVING Jackson?

July 12, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Kim Wade said...

They build where the traffic count demands it. If hanging on to policies that don't engender growth under the banner of tribalism. Then that choice does/has not triggered econmoic growth necessary to generate the traffic count for new roads. Besides I was the elected officials are basically social workers and not developers and or business people. They never think about roads it seem. Watch the public meetings all they seem to spend their time on every thing but growth. I would also include in the investigation whether or not the elected officials are simply not up to the task of managing or encouraging econmic growth necesaary for new roads. Heck they can't even pave the roads they have.
Should we narrow Hwy 80 down to 2 lanes since growth there is gojng south???

July 12, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Anonymous said...

Roads are build to support growth and the growth is in Madison and Rankin counties.

July 12, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Anonymous said...

Kim Wade Said:
Should we narrow Hwy 80 down to 2 lanes since growth there is going south???

YES!!!!!!!Maybe even one way. Oh by the way what are you talking about Harvey the state of Jackson is Good??? What Jackson are you referring to Jackson TN, As Kim all ways says welcome to the Gun and knife show!!!

July 12, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Sweeks said...

They dont need new taxes. Just sell tickets to the dog and pony show. Real sad that people are so stupid as to elect KS. I had someone tell me last week that at least he was honest. I was completely lost in amazement. Then I realized that it wasnt worth the battle. I as a white middle class man, better known as the enemy to society, would be best to move on.

July 12, 2012 at 5:45 PM
Anonymous said...

Does anyone know what the standard commission(kickback)is for a politician when he hires a dumbass lawyer and pays him with taxpayer funds to pursue a frivilous lawsuit?

When the settlement occurs, is there a bonus for the politician?

Does the money always find its way to the politician through a church, or is this just in special circumstances?

Does this usually occur right before the new cadillacs come out?

July 12, 2012 at 6:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Harvey said the "State of the City" is better than ever.
And he's more accessible too !!!

July 12, 2012 at 9:19 PM
Anonymous said...

I'm wondering how many times Hinds County hasn't had their Share of Local Match monies to participate in these Projects-and the other Counties had monies avalible and ready to move forward with their Projects. Deal in the real facts Stokes and Graham---not the BS.Unityzi

July 12, 2012 at 9:26 PM
Ironghost said...

Kenny Stokes vs Dick Hall. I know who I'm rooting for.




BTW - these captchas are getting illegible.

July 12, 2012 at 9:33 PM
Darryl Hamilton said...

I see where on page 4, Mrs. Martin will bring up the election commission fiasco...

July 12, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Anonymous said...

Kingfish is taking the captcha snapshots with grandma's polaroid. Hopefully he will run out of flash cubes soon and get with the times.

July 12, 2012 at 11:58 PM

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