Tuesday, February 14, 2012

What is wrong with this picture.

Anyone notice something wrong with this picture? Taken at McDades.




48 comments:

DWF said...

Well, if you have Chiquita brand banana bread mix, you'd think they'd have Chiquita bananas, not Dole.

Anonymous said...

You go to war with the bananas you have.....

(Apologies to Don Rumsfeld)

Anonymous said...

Isn't it obvious?

The bananas offered aren't the variety locally grown in Fondren.

Anonymous said...

Spelling cream "creme" which is located right above the Banana Bread Mix? (Unless of course that was banana creme brulee).

Anonymous said...

The bananas are fake.

Anonymous said...

The banana nut bread is in the pre-preparatory phase and not in the consumption phase?

Anonymous said...

I thought you weren't supposed to bag bananas....could be wrong....

Anonymous said...

Those are the Best of Jackson 2012 Banana and Nut winners.

Anonymous said...

If you have the banana bread mix, why do you need the almonds and pistachios? Do you use pistachios in banana bread?

Anonymous said...

What's wrong is that you didn't even use a question mark... ಠ_ಠ

Anonymous said...

those aren't bananas, they are plantains?

Kingfish said...

They are bananas.

One commentor is on the right track.

Anonymous said...

bananas nuts and cream all in one pic . . . kinda gross

Anonymous said...

You'd be "nuts" to put pistachios in banana nut bread.

Anonymous said...

no nilla wafers ?? (:

Anonymous said...

Improperly posted banana handling permit.

Anonymous said...

Metta World Peace likes banana puddin

Anonymous said...

Banana creme should be refrigerated?

Anonymous said...

One of the bananas is a pedophile. (left, center)

Anonymous said...

pistachios and bananas dont make any recipe... you need walnuts

Anonymous said...

Why would you have the flavored mix next to the real thing?

Anonymous said...

cue jeopardy music

Anonymous said...

The lighting, the angle and the subject are ALL wrong. A trained eye, taking the same photo, yields this result:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/?sct=swimhp_t3_a15

Anonymous said...

What are mini bananas anyway?

Anonymous said...

Who, other than you and your warped mind, think that something is wrong with this picture?

Shadowfax said...

There's no food pyramid label with Mooch-elle's picture.

Besides, who the hell goes around inside McDade's supermarket snapping photos. What a goob!

Anonymous said...

I hope the overripe bagged bananas are marked down!

Anonymous said...

mmmmm...I don't buy fruit or veggies a McDade's anyhoo...theirs is always out of date or ugly!!!! can't wait for Whole Food's!!!!
The one in New orleans is the best..

Anonymous said...

Bananas were not properly quarantined; evidenced by color and shrinkage.

Kingfish said...

Clue: check the bags.

Anonymous said...

Real Banana Bread doesn't come in a box. What else can you do with the overripe ones if you already have the bread in a box?


Looks like Chiquita Bananas in a Dole Bag.

What kind of fruits are on this hat? What do you put them on?

Funny fruit on a hat picture

Anonymous said...

Is there mold growing inside the bag of mini bananas or could it be live fruit flies?
BTW, this has been a most amusing thread.

Anonymous said...

They are Mini bananas?

Shadowfax said...

Jerry Lane is marking everything down again. Including the bananas. Half off lowest ticketed price. A dozen bananas from McDades with each purchase. Nineteen times this friggin' store has flooded in two years. You get another ten percent off if you correctly guess who is shorter ~ St.Pe or Gallo.

Anonymous said...

Small print on bags says "10% of gross receipts go to the Pearl River Valley Water Supply District".

Kingfish said...

Here is the deal. Bananas ripen. News to everyone I'm sure. If you have a really green banana and want to speed up the ripening process, you put it in a bag or container and close it. Thats why at grocery stores you will often see the tops of boxes of bananas removed- so they won't ripen too quick and force the store to throw them away.

What is funny here is the produce guy is putting the bananas in plastic bags, sealing them, and destroying his own merchandise.

Anonymous said...

Dole ships the mini-bananas pre-packaged when they are green.

wilhurst said...

And now this blog is lame.

stilettoGOP said...

Me? I would've just walked right by them and not given a crap.

Maybe the hidden message in "plastic-bag-gate" is that KF has too much time on his hands.



(chill out. was a joke.)

Anonymous said...

OCD much?

B. Frank said...

Liberals tend not to get regular dental care, thus they prefer the over ripe bananas.

George Bluth said...

There's always money in the banana stand...

Anonymous said...

you don't make banana nut bread with the pretty bright yellow bananas. you wait until they turn brown. those are probably old bananas that are good for nothing except banana nut bread. If you were a produce manager, you wouldn't put ugly ass brown bananas out for display next to the pretty yellow ones.

I did hear that the produce manager at McDade's is coming out with his own blog though. I'm sure no one will read it.

TP said...

Bananas? Really? I'd much rather discuss Claiborne Frazier ditching his truck and girlfriend on I-10 yesterday and runnin into the woods to evade the police...now there's something to talk about!

Anonymous said...

Since we veered off-topic to McDade's - anyone know how they will react to a Whole Foods going up across the street in Highland Village? I wonder how much business from Jackson Fresh market in Ridgeland will lose once it opens.

Auburn Rat said...

even I go to Whole Foods here in ATL, as cheap as I am!....it's cool and the samples are great :). Highland Village is the perfect Place fora store like this. As far as McDades, I think it should only help. Whole Foods is expensive and McDade's will be it's counter. Fresh Market is even more expensive and also limited. Congrats to my home town.

Kingfish said...

I worked in grocery stores in high school and college, including a couple of years in produce. I just notice little things like that when I go in a store. No holes in bags. they were real ripe last night. ;-)

Anonymous said...

I'm in McDades almost every day and will continue to do so after Whole Foods opens. (I even like their famous bananas).

However, I am intrigued about the great cheese selections these Whole Foods stores are supposed to have. Any cheese experts reading this know anything about their cheeses?


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