Sunday, October 23, 2011

It's on!!!

Posted by Kingfish at 4:58 PM

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have our two tickets and can't wait to hit BDS on the 5th. RTR!!!

October 24, 2011 at 8:11 AM
bill said...

I am sick from the OU loss to Texas Freakin' Tech. I was SO looking forward to another BCS championship between the scholar-athletes from Oklahoma and the prison-bound thugs from LSU. Now it's setting up for Bama/LSU I and II, which will make for good theater as long as the rest of the teams cooperate and get beat along the way. Boise State, or as I like to call them, BS, will easily beat the rest of the high school teams on their schedule, and might be hard to keep out of the BCS championship if everyone else has one loss. That might be a blessing in disguise - maybe LSU or Alabama will beat them by 70 and everyone can just shut up about how good they are. I'll be pulling for Oklahoma State to get through undefeated and play in the championship game against Alabama. Bill Billingsley

October 24, 2011 at 8:23 AM
Anonymous said...

SIXTY-TWO POINTS! Holy Mackerel...SIXTY-TWO POINTS!

October 24, 2011 at 8:24 AM
Anonymous said...

GO GAMECOCKS!

Sorry no coffee yet.

October 24, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Anonymous said...

8:11am. Read they expect a minium of 30,000 outside the stadium in Tuscaloosa without tickets.

You need study this website and go very, very early:

http://uagameday.com/football/index.php

October 24, 2011 at 8:05 PM
Anonymous said...

Great Forbes article:

Alabama and LSU Mean Business:

"College football’s latest “Game of the Century” is now officially on the radar, the upcoming Nov.5 matchup between Louisiana State and Alabama, the nation’s top two teams, in Tuscaloosa, Ala. Both powerful Southeastern Conference foes will be idle the week of October 29, giving the game a Super Bowl-like two week buildup and essentially assuring they will head into battle as No. 1 (LSU) and No. 2 (Alabama)." More in link.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/tomvanriper/2011/10/24/alabama-and-lsu-mean-business/

October 25, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Anonymous said...

LSU fans. Here's a video for you!

http://www.youtube.com/v/2kNDqLfzcgM

October 26, 2011 at 7:57 AM
Anonymous said...

Watch this LSU Zach Smith hit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HszLDkcfljs

October 26, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Anonymous said...

BAMA fans. Here's a video for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=26Wkgx6jCTc

October 27, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Anonymous said...

Gary Danielson previews LSU-BAMA game. Pretty interesting. Also, addresses rematch. Enjoy! I did.

http://www.youtube.com/v/4lVdXOX3J3I

October 27, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Anonymous said...

http://www.shreveporttimes.com/article/20111029/SPORTS0202/111029001/1028/sports0202

For LSU and BAMA fans. Great read about game. You will enjoy!

October 29, 2011 at 1:22 PM

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