Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Graham getting desperate.

Hinds County Supervisor sent out this email to REPUBLICAN households in Northeast Jackson today. Pretty funny because he tried to say John Dennery is masquerading as a DEMOCRAT. You got it. Read on.


This post is not a paid advertisement so feel free to comment. I found the email quite amusing. Hmmm........ what core programs is he talking about?

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

can you clarify what John Dennery will run as or what hinds county system is, i do not know... just clear the air of confusion like there was in the mcmillan race

Anonymous said...

I think Dennery is running on the I'm-not-a-crook platform. That's enough for me.

Kingfish said...

I would say Graham is an expert at masquerading. Police officer, street cop, radio expert, and so on.

Anonymous said...

An extremely odd email. Is Graham concerned that Democrats have forgotten their primary was conducted months ago?

KaptKangaroo said...

That is funny!

Go John!!!

I'm with 2:38PM.

Anonymous said...

Dennery should win this going away if people vote logically. But this is hinds county so who knows.

Anonymous said...

About the only programs he's helped implement are the ones that line somebody's pockets. I'll leave it up to you, gentle reader, to decide whose pockets are cash-heavy. Hint: it ain't the taxpayer's.

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Kingfish said...

I really do not appreciate you plagiarizing my website.

Anonymous said...

Love all your comments - but don't like the overconfidence on this race. Not everybody in this district is going to vote for honesty, decency, and just basic good government.

Truth is, there are approximately 50% of the voters in the district that will have the tendency to vote for Graham JUST BECAUSE he is a Democrat.

Like it or not, there is ample - almost absolute - historical precedence to back up this statement.

So - don't get the confidence that nobody will vote for this fool - this crook - thinking that everybody knows what a crook he is. Dennery is starting out at a disadvantage of having a 50/50 split district and is running against the incumbent.

His only advantage, is that his incumbent has a record of proven failure, proven dishonesty, and proven incompetence. Too bad that isn't automatically enough.

So - unless you all go vote - get your friends and neighbors to go vote - and we get a break, this election is not a 'done deal' for Dennery. You could be stuck with a crook for another four years.

Anonymous said...

Saaaaay! I didn't get that email from Graham! just as well.... it is time from Graham to go....John has my vote ! And by the way, Dennery had a BIG sign up in a yard at the intersection of Old Canton Road & Ridgewood Road and guess what? It has been torn down & is on the ground and a BIG Graham sign is it's place! what a thug!

Kingfish said...

The city took down several of Dennery's signs last week after someone filed a complaint. Weren't cheap and the city ignored all those signs in right of ways or signs like Cindy Hyde-Smith's. His were the only ones removed.

Shadowfax said...

How did he manage to get the email addresses of northeast jackson republicans and how does one identify a republican household? Or is this made up?

Anonymous said...

Typical Harvey and his selective enforcement of the sign ordinance.

Anonymous said...

and just who in the heck is this Palmer guy? he have dozens of huge billboards all over northeast Jackson. I am really sick of this...

Anonymous said...

With the sign issue it's just thugs supporting a thug. Can't expect much better from those folks. Fairness and decency are not in their limited vocabulary.

Anonymous said...

He is just not sending emails to the Republicans. He is sending them to everyone. I don't consider myself Republican or Democrat. I try to vote for who I think is the best person for the job. I live in NE Jackson, I am African-American and I will not be voting for Graham. Party or color doesn't matter to me.



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