Thursday, June 8, 2023

Hickingbottom is OUT!

Bob Hickingbottom will have to run for Governor another day. The Mississippi Supreme Court ruled Bob Hickingbottom waited too long to challenge the Mississippi Democratic Party's disqualification of him in the gubernatorial primary. The opinion is posted below. 

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State Fire Marshal Buys 45,000 Smoke Alarms

 Mississippi State Fire Marshal Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Employers: Beware the Helicopter Parents

Beware the helicopter parent for its numbers increase while damaging all they touch.  Not content to control their kids school time and play time, now they try to rule their work time as well.  The Wall Street Journal reported today: 

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Governor Declares Day of Mourning

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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20 Years in Liquor Store Armed Robbery

 Madison-Rankin County District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Fireworks Fight Fizzles

The Chapel of the Cross will probably not have a fireworks stand for a neighbor after the Livingston-Mannsdale Heritage Preservation District tabled its application Tuesday night.

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Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Clown Show!

The Jackson City Council held yet another clown show last week.  The City Council discussed the 2022 annual audit with past auditor Scott Hodges of Tann, Russ & Brown.  Instead of a serious discussion of city finances, what took place was a fount of foolishness as the Council asked if the audit would be finished by the end of the summer even though the city had not hired Mr. Hodges nor provided him with any financial information. 

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Funeral Procession Route for Officer Randy Tyler Announced

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: Friends on the Level and Restaurants Off the Track

 Everyone has “that” friend. He or she is the friend that doesn't sugar coat his or her comments. It's a straight talking friend who will tell you exactly what he or she thinks. Tact is sometimes involved, but other times not. I rank my straight talking friends by degrees.

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Clinton Voters Approve Hotel/Restaurant Tax Renewal

 The city of Clinton issued the following statement. 

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Sid Salter: Herring's New Book Captures a Fascinating Part of Mississippi History

After more than a century of courthouse-to-statehouse-to-Capitol Hill dominance in Mississippi politics, the Mississippi Democratic Party inexorably lost its stranglehold on the levers of power in the state beginning in the 1970s.

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Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Fireworks in Madison County

It appears there might be some fireworks over well, some fireworks in Madison County.  John Wood of Canton wants to place a fireworks stand next to the historic Chapel of the Cross.  

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EPA Sends $115 Million to Jackson

The Environmental Protection Agency issued the following statement.

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Water Pressure Falls in Part of Jackson

 JXN Water issued the following statement. 

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Southern Miss Goes Super

 Congratulations to the Southern Miss Golden Eagles.  

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Funeral For a Hero

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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FAA: Autopilot Problem Doomed Morgan

The FAA said an autopilot problem is probably what killed former State Senator John Morgan when his plane crashed in the woods of Northwest Arkansas on May 17. 

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Monday, June 5, 2023

Shootout Near Freelons

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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Funny of the Day

A local resident came up with a rather creative way to get out of a speeding ticket a couple of years ago.  He posted the experience on Facebook: 

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Mayor Holds Weekly Briefing

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his weekly briefing right now.  The press conference is streamed below.  

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JXN Water Launches New Water Service Call Number

JXN Water issued the following statement. 

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Raw Sewage Blackens White Oak Creek

JJ reported yesterday that White Oak Creek was filled with raw sewage where it flows under Old Canton Road.  A reader said JJ was full of crap and there was nothing wrong with the creek.  Well, yours truly spoke to MDEQ this morning and learned the agency issued a warning about White Oak Creek on May 25: 

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Memories



This post is a paid advertisement by the True Conservatives PAC.

In the race for Lt. Governor of Mississippi, today, True Conservatives Mississippi PAC is launching its second television ad titled “Memories” to remind voters of the strange cast of characters Chris McDaniel surrounds himself with in his campaigns.

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Developer Wants to Build 700 Homes in Madison County

A developer seeks approval from the Madison County Board of Supervisors to build a subdivision of nearly 700 homes adjacent to the Deerfield subdivision. 


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Sunday, June 4, 2023

Ewwwww!!!

There might be a slight problem at White Oak Creek where it crosses Old Canton Road.  

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To Pull or not Pull the Weeds

 The late Dr. Frank Pollard pondered two questions many preachers are loathe to discuss: Why is the church full of lousy people and why do people not go to church?  The First Baptist Church (Jackson) pastor used the question to Segue into the Parable of the Weeds found in Matthew 13. No doubt many a reader has an answer for both questions.  Enjoy the lesson. 

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Bill Crawford: Voters Could Change Triumvurate

 Books, briefs, broadcasts, and blogs provide discourses galore on the growing concentration of wealth and power in America. Mississippi is not estranged from this trend. The transmogrification of the triumvirate of power that controls public policy and spending provides a good illustration.

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Saturday, June 3, 2023

To Strike or not to Strike

What to do about the Mexican Drug Cartels is a rather bedeviling question.  American demand creates a tremendous opportunity for supply, ergo the rise of the Cartels and the fall of the Mexican state.  As Cartel brutality becomes more widespread, some of our Warhawks advocate using the military against the Cartels.  The idea is not without its attraction as the Cartels are undoubtedly no match for Special Forces and surgical weapons, right? However, there may be another side to this equation. Former infantryman Chris Cappy knows a little bit more about combat than the average Warhawk.  He discusses the pros and cons of taking military action against the Cartels in the video posted below.   Fix a drink or consume an edible and enjoy.  

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Express Grain Update: Crabs in a Bucket

 This post is reprinted with permission of the Taxpayers Channel in Greenwood. 

Several creditors have filed administrative or priority claims against the bankrupt Express Grain estate, which as of the March 2023 monthly operating report only had $2,084,758 left in the bank to wind down business and pay remaining claims.

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Help Randy Tyler's Family

A Gofundme page has been created for the family of slain Madison police officer Randy Tyler. Link to page.   He left behind a wife and kids. Please help.


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D.L. Gardner: Truth or Consequences

The truth is that consequences are no longer effective deterrences for illegal or immoral actions. What’s the worst that could happen? Politics has replaced law enforcement as well as moral values. Comedy has died because comedy needs steadfast truth and predictable consequences. 

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Friday, June 2, 2023

Government Farmers Market Extends Hours

The Hat issued the following statement. 

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Update on Gluckstadt Manhunt

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement.

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Aftermath


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Ms. Julia would be so proud, she might say, "Bon Appetite!"

or how to make Beef Bourguignon

Way back when, as in BFC (Before Food Channel), Boston Public TV station WGBH took a risk and offered former OSS Top Secret Spy Lady, cook book author, and creative developer of an effective WWII era shark repellent that is still in use today, a chance to expose America to the somewhat exotic art of French Cooking.  Julia Child made good use of her 1951 degree from the famed Cordon Bleu cooking school in Paris and began entertaining home cooks in the summer TV pilot season of 1962. For the rest of her life, Julia never shied away from telling us when in doubt, we should "Add some butter".

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Manhunt in Gluckstadt

Police are conducting a massive manhunt for Hinds County jail escapee Joseph Spring in the industrial park area of Gluckstadt between the interstate and Highway 51. 

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State Epidemiologist Retires

The Mississippi State Department of Health issued the following statement. 

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Thursday, June 1, 2023

Update on Crossgates Killing (Updated)

 The Brandon Police Department provided more information about the murder of Madison Police Officer Randy Tyler: 

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Former Ridgeland Police Chief Killed in Brandon Shootout

The Brandon shootout reported below ended in more tragedy. The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement. 

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No Grace for Kevorkian

 Rankin-Madison County District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Brandon Police Officer Shot

Update (10:00 AM): Caution tape around house, ambulance arrived at house. 

Update: Officer is alert and speaking. 

A Brandon police officer was wounded this morning during a shootout with a suspect in the Crossgates neighborhood.  

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Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Former MDE Director to Plead Guilty in Kickback Scheme

 Former Mississippi Department of Education Director Cerissa Neal submitted a petition to plead guilty to one count of engaging in a monetary transaction with funds gained from an unlawful activity in U.S. District Court today. A federal grand jury indicted Neal, Joseph Kyles, David  Hunt, and Lambert Martin for a bid-rigging and kickback scheme.

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Kickflip of the Day

Meanwhile over in Georgia (although it should be in Florida): 

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Waaaaaaaaah!

It's always fun to listen to shrieks and wails when oxes are gored and the Mississippi Highway Patrol is no exception when the Mississippi Bureau of Investigation decided to hire investigators who were, gasp, not troopers.  

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Robert St. John: Small Town Guy

Small Town Guy

 

“I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
Cannot forget the people who love me
Well, I can be myself here in this small town
And people let me be just what I wanna be”

— John Mellencamp 

I'm a small town guy. I have good friends who live in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, and large metropolitan areas all over the country. They thrive in those environments. I get it. I love the access that big cities afford— so much at your fingertips— and for a guy who eats, sleeps, and breathes restaurants, big cities are in my professional wheelhouse.

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Sid Salter: Debt Ceiling Drama Ignores Truth of Fed Spending in Mississippi

At this writing, the debt ceiling drama – the annual political kabuki theater between Congress and the White House over agreeing on the total amount of money that the United States government is authorized to borrow to meet its existing legal obligations – continues in earnest.

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Tuesday, May 30, 2023

State Fair Dates Announced

Commissioner of Agriculchah & Commerce Andrew Gipson issued the following press release. 

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Car Dealers Endorse Hosemann

 The Mississippi Automobile Dealers Association, representing car dealers across the state, endorsed Delbert Hosemann in his bid for re-election for Lt. Governor today. 

“Legislation aimed at growing our educated workforce and encouraging our state’s small businesses to thrive and grow are priorities for us. With his past experience as a businessman, Delbert understands the important role car dealers play for Mississippians and the communities we serve,” MADA President Marty Milstead said.

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Closed!

 Cappaert Manufactured Housing shut its Vicksburg doors recently.  The manufactured housing manufacturer opened in 1987.  


 

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40 Years for Fentanyl Traffickers

Must serve at least 10 years day for day. 

Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement and mug shots. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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