Thursday, November 11, 2021

Were Delta Farmers Shucked & Jived?

 Is a financial Armageddon hitting the Mississippi Delta farming community? The failure of a major grain elevator left a multitude of farmers without their cash or their crops. They accused a bank of keeping the insolvent float just long enough to steal their harvest without paying for it in a lawsuit filed in federal court Monday.

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DUI Parolees Can Drive with Interlock Tool

 The Mississippi Department of Corrections issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, November 10, 2021

State Auditor Makes Arrests

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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David Lane Pleads Guilty

 The Justice Department issued the following statement.  

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Ole Miss Suspends Pikes

 Ole Miss suspended the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity today. The suspension ends on May 1, 2025. The University issued the following statement:

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Robert St. John: Legends and Icons

 The chances of being in the presence of genuine, iconic, living, breathing, legends are few and far between, if ever at all. I don’t have many regrets in life, but I had several chances in my late teens to see blues master, Muddy Waters. The same goes for Willie Dixon. I passed at the time because I assumed there would be other likelihoods. I once gave a friend my Stevie Ray Vaughan concert tickets because I wrongly supposed that there would be plenty of other opportunities to see that guitar giant in upcoming decades. He died in a helicopter crash several months later.

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Dear Kenny Wayne,

The Grand Potentate of Hinds County continues to potentate.  . WLBT reported on October 29:

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Sid Salter: Soaring gas prices illustrate why GOP expect gains in the 2022 midterm elections

 Over the last 30 years, the highest U.S. gas prices were recorded at $4.114 per gallon by the U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA) in 2008 as the nation struggled in the Great Recession. Thankfully, we’re not back to that level – yet.

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Tuesday, November 9, 2021

No Bond for Beth Ann White

Hinds County Court Judge Johnny McDaniel denied bond for Beth Ann White.  She is charged with two counts of Aggravated DUI – Death.  

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Ted Rall: Democratic Moderates Aren't the Answer to Right-Wing Republicanism; They're the Cause

 Another election, another shellacking. Democrats are returning to the political reality that predated the quantum singularity of Biden's anti-Trump coalition: adrift, ideologically divided and, as always, arguing over whether to chase swing voters or work hard to energize their progressive left base.

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Mayor to Hold Garbage Contract Town Hall

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following statement. 

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Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!

 Readers the case of Dominique Matthews.  This particular hoodlum like to show off his gun skills on social media as seen below. Unfortunately, he received some rather favorable treatment from the Hinds County criminal justice system.

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Byram Wants Water Freedom

 Byram is declaring its independence from Jackson – at least on water. WAPT reported:

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Monday, November 8, 2021

Scumbag of the Day

 Check out what Mr. Respect Our Black Dollars said on Facebook:

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Arrested

 The Mississippi Highway Patrol arrested Beth Ann White this afternoon. Interim Hinds County Sheriff Marshand Crisler announced on Facebook:

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Kenny Wayne Gets Stupid

 Kenny Wayne Jones apparently thinks he is the Grand Potentate of Hinds County. A public meeting of the Election Commission was held in the Chancery Court building but the County Administrator closed it to the public. W LVT reported:

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In The Hot Seat

 The folks at Mississippi State are going to appreciate the latest sketch from SEC Shorts.

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Pit Attacks, Jackson Does Nothing

 Incompetence and negligence continue to reign at the dog pound. The Friends of the Jackson Animal Shelter posted  this message on October 30 on Facebook:

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Sunday, November 7, 2021

Food Fight!!!

 Just a video of some bums going at it by St. Dominic Hospital,  One panhandler told the videographer he made  $80 per hour.  Who would've thunk it. 

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Sunday Morning Sermon

If you can't make it to church, enjoy this vintage sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard at First Baptist Church (Jackson).  

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Bill Crawford: No new referendum process without citizen fervor

 In the late 80s and early 90s I made the civic club rounds delivering a dramatic speech designed to activate citizen involvement in government affairs. With my math background, I couched the speech as a proposition with 10 corollaries. 

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Saturday, November 6, 2021

Coming November 19

 Who you gonna call?

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Vaccines Available for Children Monday

 The Mississippi State Department of Health issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: Think about that!

According to Yale University website, “Dr. Harvey Risch is Professor of Epidemiology in the Department of Epidemiology and Public Health at the Yale School of Public Health and Yale School of Medicine.” Also, “Dr. Risch is an author of more than 350 original peer-reviewed research publications in the medical literature and those research papers have been cited by other scientific publications more than 44,000 times. Dr. Risch has an h-index of 94 and is a Member of the Connecticut Academy of Sciences and Engineering.”

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Friday, November 5, 2021

Pair Arrested for Tampering w/ Evidence in Highland Colony Shooting Case

 The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Ben Shapiro: The Red Wave and the Democratic Suicide Strategy

 This week, reality struck back against Democratic electoral utopianism. Since 2012, Democrats have been convinced that a new, durable, near-unbeatable political coalition was in the making: a coalition largely comprised of college-educated white voters, women, younger Americans and racial minorities. This coalition would overtake the demographically shrinking "old, white majority" and win victory after victory. As Ruy Teixeira and John Halpin wrote for the Center for American Progress in the aftermath of Obama's reelection, "Obama's strong progressive majority -- built on a multi-racial, multi-ethnic, cross-class coalition in support of an activist ... is real and growing and it reflects the face and beliefs of the United States in the early part of the 21st Century." CAP called this new strategy "the culmination of a decades-long project to build an electorally viable and ideologically coherent progressive coalition in national politics."

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Not Necessarily the News

 Check out what the Clarion – Ledger considers to be news this week. If only there were local stories to cover such as carjacking kids during trick-or-treat, DUI mayhem and murder (allegedly), shootouts on Highland Colony, or multiple women murdered due to random gunfire.

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Mississippi Challenges Vaccine Mandate

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch and Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statements. 

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Seals Won't Endorse

 Hinds County Constable Leon Seals announced in Facebook:

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Thursday, November 4, 2021

Shooting on Highland Colony Parkway

 A shooting took place on Highland Colony Parkway between Walk – On's and the Natchez Trace Parkway.

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Deputy Rankin County Tax Collector Arrested

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Child Molester Gets 25 Years

 Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Throwback Thursday

 Once upon a time, the Concorde actually flew to Jackson.

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Marcus Dupree Stands up to Shad

Marcus Dupree said he will not repay $789,534 demanded by State Auditor Shad White.  A Nancy New – operated nonprofit provided the funds to the Marcus Dupree Foundation. She is under indictment for allegedly defrauding DHS for several million dollars in TAN F funds.

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Bankplus Loan Officer Pleads Guilty to Embezzlement

 The Justice Department issued the following statement.

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Wednesday, November 3, 2021

DUI Homicide Suspect Repeatedly Got Off

 No words can describe the horror that took place on Highway 18 yesterday as an "alleged" drunk driver killed a mother and her baby while leaving her two other children fighting for their lives in the hospital. The suspect is Beth Ann White. Court records are littered with a string of DUI arrests for White but show no convictions.

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Idiot of the Day

 The Justice Department issued the following statement.  

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More Savagery

 A suspect confessed to kidnapping a Lyft driver, shooting her seven times, and leaving her for dead yesterday. 

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Robert St. John: :30 Minutes in the Grocery Store And A Lifetime of Poor Food Choices

Last week I was walking around a New Orleans grocery store with my daughter helping her re-stock her apartment, which had been virtually empty since Hurricane Ida swept through town almost two months ago. Everything in her refrigerator had been thrown out a few days after the storm, and she had been working out of town for weeks, so she was starting from scratch.

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Sid Salter: Luckett was a true Renaissance man who had a strong desire to serve Mississippi

William O. “Bill” Luckett Jr. was a man with an extensive and surprising list of gifts and talents. When I learned of his passing last week at the age of 73 after battling cancer and other challenges, I recalled a day spent with him in his beloved Clarksdale when he was gearing up to run for the Democratic nomination for governor of Mississippi in 2011.

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Tuesday, November 2, 2021

Election Thread: Jones & Crisler in Runoff

 We finally have a showdown in the race for Hinds County Sheriff tonight. Comment below.

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Ted Rall: Graying, Gen X and Generational Leapfrog

 Youth culture lives. But some women are aging against the machine.

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Not Necessarily the News

 Hmmmm..... What might be missing today's print edition of Clarion – Ledger? Clue: it's a hot story carried by all three TV stations.

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Too Funny, Too True

 What do Lane Kiffin and Animal House have in common?

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Spooner for Sheriff

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Dummy!

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Monday, November 1, 2021

Leon Seals for Sheriff

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Note from management

 Postings and approving comments will be delayed for awhile. Some idiot took out a power pole on Old Canton Road with his hummer so there is no power to get internet. Also, Louis XIV moved on to bigger and better things this morning. He was the best. 

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Savages!!!

 It's no longer safe to trick or treat in Jackson anymore. Matt Allen reported the robbery of him and his family on on St. Anne Street on social media:

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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