Monday, June 21, 2021

Mensa Alert!

Joe Rogan had none other than smart guy Neil Degrasse Tyson on his show recently. They talked about all sorts of groovy things for several hours.  Light up the Fuentes and enjoy.

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Dan Berger: All the Same?

 Shortly after I began writing a wine column in 1976, a friend teased me about my avocation.

    We were journalists working at the Associated Press, and he probably didn't mean to be disparaging when he said, "All red wines taste the same." Not a very journalistic approach.

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Jackson Suicide Update: Cutting Off the Cut-Offs

Don't feel like paying your water bill in Jackson? Well, fugetaboutit.  The city of Jackson cut off water cutoffs over a year ago even as the water system loses millions of dollars every year.

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Mayfields Want Rematch

The family of the late Mark Mayfield want a rematch.  U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves dismissed their lawsuit against Madison, Mayor Mary Hawkins-Butler, and several police officers last month. However, the widow and sons of Mark Mayfield filed a notice of appeal in U.S. District Court Thursday.

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Homeland Security Director Quits

Mississippi Homeland Security Director Lora Hunter resigned after only two months in the position. 

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Sunday, June 20, 2021

Stopping the Hate

 Some brave souls stood up to anti-Asian hate in Dallas. 

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North State Street Construction

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Sunday Sermon: Father's Day Edition

 Unable to go to church? Enjoy this 1997 Father's Day sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard. 

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Bill Crawford: Some Things Just Don't Geehaw

 Some things catch your eye when they don’t seem to geehaw. For example:

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Saturday, June 19, 2021

Comedic Greatness

What do you get when you combine Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, and Mississippi?   A slightly different portrayal of To Kill a Mockingbird. Enjoy.

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More Mayoral Malarkey

 The Health Department wasn't buying any of the Jackson Mayor's malarkey about the EPA and Jackson's water system.  

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Friday, June 18, 2021

Flashback Funny

 Nothing like a funny from the Flying Circus.  Enjoy.

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Michael Barone: This Juneteenth, Remember Americans Who Put Slavery on Path to Extinction

 This week, the Senate unanimously passed a bill declaring Juneteenth a national holiday, commemorating June 19, 1865, when a Union general informed the last enslaved people in Texas that, thanks to the 13th Amendment, they were free. This was the denouement of a long process, begun more than four score years before and cruelly delayed for many decades.

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Flashback Friday

 Today's edition of Flashback Friday steps back into the past, the dreadful past.  Flashback Friday shows all of the past - the good, the bad, and in this case, the ugly.  However, history is meant to be studied, not ignored and that applies to the the front page of the June 17, 1923 edition of the Daily Clarion-Ledger that is posted below. The newspaper published a great deal of racist content back in the day and this Sunday newspaper was no exception. Consider yourself warned.

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New Summit Teacher: We Are Getting F****** Over & Over Again

A legacy of helping the disabled will soon disappear in Mississippi, doomed by greed and scandal.  The New Learning Resources School District laid off all teachers at the Oxford and Greenwood schools yesterday. The New Learning Resources serves special needs and gifted children. Teachers at the Jackson campus have not been paid since May 15 and there is little hope of receiving their last three paychecks.   

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Thursday, June 17, 2021

Who You Gonna Call?

Coming this fall.... finally..... 

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Salena Zito: Where's the Beef? Thanks to Russian Hackers, It's Ever Closer to Home.

 MURRYSVILLE, Pennsylvania -- Elaine Noll is standing in front of the cherry white and blue stand for Billy's Country Smokehouse at the local farmers market. Wrapped around her left arm is a canvas bag filled with local roots and vegetables she purchased. She is now listening as Shirley Stana explains to her the different fresh and smoked meats she has in her cooler from the local farm.

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Homicides on Ford and Newport

 JPD tweeted the following statements. 

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Sky News Australia: One of "Greatest Coverups World Has Ever Seen"

As usual, Americans must look overseas for real news.  Sky News Australia called the purported leak of Covid-19 from the Wuhan virology lab one of the "greatest coverups the world has ever seen" Monday. Sky News obtained video that claims to show bats in the lab in 2017 when it was reported there were no bats. 

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Oops!

 This picture in the October 2015 edition of the Northside Sun magazine  aged well.

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Jackson Continues to Commit Suicide

 If Jackson is going to beg the state for money, perhaps it should first bill the state for money.  The city of Jackson has not billed the Veterans Home in west Jackson in 2021.  JJ reported on March 17: 

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Wednesday, June 16, 2021

What's Next? Christmas in July?

 The Barnett Reservoir Foundation issued the following information about the annual "Independence Day" celebration at the Rez. 

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Baltimore Businesses Have Had Enough

Baltimore businesses have had enough of crime and are threatening to withhold their taxes.  The Baltimore Sun reported: 

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Robert St. John: The Classics

Check out this week's recipe. 

Sometimes people get dazzled by the shiny things. Everyone wants to go to the new hot place. More times than not, I like the classics. It's that way with music. It's that way with movies, and it's that way with food.

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Sid Salter: White Brings Relevant Experience & Political Credibility to MDOT

 The decision of Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves to tap his own chief of staff as the new leader of the Mississippi Department of Transportation bodes well for an organization that has seen more than its share of discord over the last two decades.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Stewart Schools Colbert

 Jon Stewart went yard on Stephen Colbert last night when Colbert challenged his mentor over the lab leak theory.  Stewart showed who the apprentice was in the exchange.  Watch below.  Enjoy.

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JPD Officer Screws Up

Suicide by cop?


Updated: JPD issued the following statement: 

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Of Course, It's Georgia

 Our friends at SEC Shorts are back with more of the funny.  Enjoy.

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Baker Donelson Accuses Judge & Receiver of Making Up Facts

Baker Donelson certainly isn't afraid to defend itself.   U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves dismissed Baker's motion to dismiss in the Lamar Adams case in May.  The SEC sued the firm in 2018, alleging it allowed a partner and lobbyist to use firm resources as they allegedly peddled phony timber investments to firm clients. 

Judge Reeves said Jon Seawright, Esq. and Brent Alexander used the firm escrow accounts to swindle their victims.  However, SEC Receiver Alysson Mills admitted recently that she never actually saw the financial statements and thus did not have actual proof the Baker Donelson escrow accounts were used.  Judge Reeve's opinion stated:

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Child Rapist Pleads Guilty

Child molester was a volunteer band director at Callaway High School. 

The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Monday, June 14, 2021

Dan Berger: What is WINO?

 Sonoma County, often called "the other wine country," is larger and more diverse than its better-known neighbor, Napa. 

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Former State Rep Murdered

Was homicide related to recent sister-in-law's death? 

The North Mississippi Herald reported former State Representative Ashley Henley was murdered:

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Ridgeland Catches Jackson Carjackers

Third Suspect Sought

 The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement.

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Centene Settles for $55 Million w/Mississippi

 State Auditor Shad White and Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following press release.

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No Comment!

 Just another day in Zombieland ....

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Sunday, June 13, 2021

Oops!

 Check out this text exchange that took place right before the Jackson general municipal election.  

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Sunday Morning Sermon

 If you can't make it to church today because you were up late watching Ole Miss clobber Arizona, enjoy this 1992 sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard (First Baptist Church -Jackson).  He preached on a worthy subject: healing broken relationships.  

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Bill Crawford: Internet-Driven Conspiracism Undermines Civil Society

Real conservatives know who Peggy Noonan is. Read her latest column “What Drives Conspiracism” where she laments that irrational conspiracies “fueled and powered” by the Internet are “helping break up America.”  

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Saturday, June 12, 2021

AYE-EEE-EYE-OH-EWE

 A golden oldie returns to the theatre tomorrow and Wednesday. 

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South Jackson Water Update

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Friday, June 11, 2021

Bedwetter Alert!

 Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, mom, & well not so fast.  Hot dogs cause global warming, baseball means people gather outdoors and that means they might catch covid, mom is now a birthing person, and apple pie? Oh, haven't you heard?

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Jackson Sues Gold Coast et al Over Illegal Wastewater Dumping

Will last come mean last served?  The city of Jackson accused several local companies of dumping millions of gallons of highly acidic wastewater into the Jackson sewer system that caused millions of dollars in damages in a lawsuit filed in Hinds County Circuit Court Wednesday. 

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Hambrick Killer Back in Prison... For Now

Will MDOC ask Judge to impose 5-year suspended sentence? 

 Eric Hambrick's killer is back in prison for now.   Hinds County Deputies arrested Arkel Coleman last Saturday for DUI, violating a traffic ordinance, and possessing a concealed weapon as a convicted felon.  However, he is scheduled to be released in October.  

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Kiss the Neighborhood Goodbye?

 Apparently renters are more valuable than homeowners to Wall Street.  The Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday:

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Thursday, June 10, 2021

Memorial Services for Dale Danks

A memorial will be held on Tuesday, June 15 at Natchez Trace Funeral Home in Madison between 10 and 12.  It is open to the public.  


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Idiot of the Day

 The Arkansas State Police is in hot water after a video showing a Trooper using a "pit" maneuver to overturn an SUV with a pregnant driver a year ago.  The trooper tried to pull the woman over for speeding.  She slowed down, flashed her right turn signal, then turned on her hazard lights.  The highway had temporary concrete barriers on the shoulder, which would have placed her SUV and the trooper out into the highway.  No matter.  Billy Badass with a badge couldn't help himself. Fox News reported:

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D.L. Gardner: Socialists Can't Shatter the Rock

In his book, “United States of Socialism,” Dinesh D’Souza clearly lays out what socialism is, the history and failure of socialism, and why socialism can never work in America. Those who don’t know these things might consider reading his book.  

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City Council Likes Things as They Are

 The Jackson City Council deep-sixed outgoing Councilman De'Keither Stamps' attempt to change Jackson's government. WLBT reported: 

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A.G. Still Protects Canton Corruption

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch assumed her office nearly a year and a half ago yet she has still not sued to recover $101,829 from Canton Municipal Utilities former employees and commissioners.  State Auditor Shad White issued several demands to repay the funds for an improper severance payment and credit card payments. 

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Farmers Market Kicks Off Saturday

 Ag Commish Andrew Gipson issued the following statement. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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